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Disclaimer: Mwuhahahaha! Hahahahaha! I'm sorry, I can't help but laugh, oh poor Kurt! Hahahahahaha! No I don't own X-Men, hahahahahahah!

Author's Note: italics means thoughts.

Yikes!!!!!!!!!!!

A girlish scream roused Jean into consciousness. 'What? Where am I? Was that Kitty?!' "Hold on Kitty!" Jean struggled to her feet, her head swimming, as she tried to locate the girl who had screamed.

Kitty, Amara, and Rogue were also awakened by the scream. In the dark of the cabin, Jean tried to make out the shapes of her friends. 'Kitty, Rogue, Amara, good. But wait?! Where's Kurt?!' "Kurt?" The girlish scream rang through the air again, and Jean groped the wall to find a light switch.

Suddenly, the small cabin was filled with light and the inhabitants gaped in shock at what they saw.

Bwuhahahahahahaha! I'm evil! Just Kidding!

Instead of Kitty, a slight, muscular male was squished into a tight leather costume. In place of Amara, a regal looking young man gaped with frightened eyes. Rogue had been transformed into a tough looking boy with long brown hair with white stripes for bangs. Jean looked down at herself and noticed that she too had had her gender altered. The girls-turned-boys all stared at Kurt.

"What's yer problem? You ain't been switched!" masculine Rogue drawled, glaring at her adopted brother.

Kurt gulped and turned off his image inducer. He was a girl! A petite young woman sat down on the floor, her costume almost bursting at the chest line. Her black hair curled up at the ends and her golden brown eyes were gorgeous, even if they were terrified.

"Professor, we have a problem," Jean muttered.

Short chappie. Sorry.