I'm back! Poor Kurt. Sniff. Bwuahhahahahaha! This is my version of elf
torture, turning him into a girl. Teehee!
Disclaimer: If I owned the X-Men do you think I'd make Kurt into a girl? Oh! And I don't own any of the movies that are mentioned.
Shut Up Evan!
When the group got back into the X-Jet it was obvious that they wouldn't be going after Kimberly just yet. Xavier flew them all home and Logan took out a new team to pick up Kimberly.
Charles called Rogue, Amara, Kitty, Jean, and Kurt to his office shortly after Logan and his team took off.
"Now I know this is hard for you," he began, looking from face to face. "But rest assured, I am doing everything I can to find out how this can be reversed."
"But Professor!" Kitty growled, her voice no longer squeaky but deep. "That jerk changed us and took away our powers! How about we go pulverize him while you run your little tests, okay?"
Charles was rather startled by Kitty's aggressive statement but believed it was because of the testosterone she was now experiencing. "Kitty, I want you all to stay here in the mansion, Logan and the others are going to try and find Joseph and bring him back here so we can convince him to change you back. I want no leaving the mansion until Logan comes back, understood?"
Rogue, Amara, Jean, and Kurt nodded. Kitty just glared at the wall. Xavier sighed and shook his head. "Why don't you all go to your rooms and change into more comfortable clothes?" The girls nodded and left the room.
Kurt sat in his chair for a moment, hugging his knees to his now large chest.
"Is there something you wanted to say Kurt?" Xavier asked quietly.
Kurt shook his head and left the room, walking rather awkward in his now normal legs.
"No Kitty, guys don't where pink!" "Come on, Miss Prince of Nova Roma!" "Take it back peasant!" "You're not a princess anymore! You can't order me around!" "You're right Kitty, she's a prince!" "Take that back Jean! At least I don't look like Scott!" "..." "Ha! Got you!" "Will y'all quit fightin' now!" "Oh shut up you red neck!" "What did you call me!?" The girls were all standing in the hall shouting when they noticed someone was watching them.
"What do you want Timmy?" Rogue asked the small boy. Timothy's mouth fell open and he morphed into a Faun before running off back to his room.
"What's his problem?" Amara snapped, putting her hands on her hips.
Rogue snickered at her. "What's the matter with you, peasant?" Amara spat.
"Guys don't stand like that." The other girls laughed too. It was true, how often do you see a guy standing with his hips to one side and his hands resting on them?
Amara glared at them and stomped to the room she and Rahne shared.
"What are ye doin' in my room?" the Scottish girl asked when a tall dark haired stranger walked into her room, his nose in the air as if he was royalty.
"Oh shut up peasant," the boy snapped, rummaging through Amara's drawers for a shirt. Finding a rather large one, he pulled it out of the drawer and rummaged around in another dresser for some pants.
"What are ye doin' in my friend's clothes?" Rahne cocked her eyebrow, staring at the strange boy.
The dark haired boy spun around, an enraged look on his handsome face. "What do you mean? You stupid peasant! This is my..."
"Cousin's stuff!" a tall red-haired boy butted in, sticking his head through the open door. "Come on, ah, Alex," the redhead smiled, "lets leave Rahne alone and go to our room. Gee, Mr. Xavier was nice to let us visit our cousins for the week, don't you think Alex?" The redhead was gesturing wildly towards the hallway.
"Alright, Fred!" the dark haired boy snickered, taking Amara's clothes and stomping out into the hall.
Jean grabbed Amara and dragged her to her room.
"Why am I Fred?!" she practically screamed. Amara smirked. "Because I'm Alex." Jean glared at her and marched her to the bathroom.
When all of the newly changed X-Men had changed into more comfortable clothes, they all met up in the rec room. Fortunately, no one else was there to here Jean's plan.
"Alright, I told Rahne that I am Jean's cousin and that Amara is her own cousin so I guess you'll all be your own cousins too." The rest of the teens stared at her like she was nuts. "What? We'll just pretend we are visiting our cousins Kurt, Kitty, Jean, Rogue and Amara, its simple."
"Except none of my cousins looks like this," Kitty grumbled, staring down at her new body.
The rest of the teens nodded. Jean sighed and rolled her eyes. "Come on guys, work with me! What are everybody's' names?"
"Kurt!" "Kitty, ditto!" "Amara, not Alex!" "Rogue."
"Noooo!" Jean growled, pulling at her hair. "We are our own cousins! What are our names going to be?" Just then Evan walked in.
"Hello?" he murmured, staring at the crowd of newcomers. Suddenly, he zeroed in on the very attractive girl with the pretty eyes. "Hello! How did you get here lovely?" Kurt shrank back as his best friend eyed him up and wrapped his arm around his shoulders. "You got a boyfriend?"
"Shut up Evan!" Kitty snapped. "Leave Kur, I mean, Sunshine alone!"
Rogue hid a laugh behind her hand and Amara mouthed 'sunshine?' to Jean.
"Wha?" Evan mumbled, practically drooling over Kurt's hot body.
Rogue grabbed his arm and yanked him away from her poor brother. "That's Sunshine," she told him. "Kurt's cousin from Germany, he wouldn't like you messin' with his cousin now, would he?" She squeezed Evan's arm hard until he finally looked up at her.
"Who are you?" he asked, trying to jerk away from the tall guy with the funny striped hair. "Who are you guys?"
"That's Gus," Kitty stepped up, pointing to Rogue. "And that's Butch," Rogue shot at Kitty. Kitty glared and balled her fists, about to take the Southerner down.
"Behave girls, I mean guys," Jean told them, grabbing them by their shirts to keep them separated. "Why don't we watch a movie or something?"
"I want to watch a horror film!" 'Sunshine' jumped up, racing over to the TV set to put in Jaws.
"No dopey!" 'Butch' snapped, shoving Sunshine away from the TV to put on A Walk To Remember. "We're going to watch a romance!"
'Gus' uttered a low growl and turned on Dracula. "Die romance," he proclaimed.
"Eeew!" 'Alex' complained. "Lets watch Who Wants To Be A Millionaire."
"Nooo, guys!" 'Fred' moaned, stomping his foot. "Let's just watch Extreme Makeovers!"
Evan stood back and watched as the muscular guy shoved in a romance and the pretty girl fought to put on Jaws. The two prep guys fought it out over TV shows and the Gothlike guy tried to make them all watch Dracula.
"Okay," he mumbled before slipping into the kitchen to get some milk.
Hope you like the longer chapter.
Disclaimer: If I owned the X-Men do you think I'd make Kurt into a girl? Oh! And I don't own any of the movies that are mentioned.
Shut Up Evan!
When the group got back into the X-Jet it was obvious that they wouldn't be going after Kimberly just yet. Xavier flew them all home and Logan took out a new team to pick up Kimberly.
Charles called Rogue, Amara, Kitty, Jean, and Kurt to his office shortly after Logan and his team took off.
"Now I know this is hard for you," he began, looking from face to face. "But rest assured, I am doing everything I can to find out how this can be reversed."
"But Professor!" Kitty growled, her voice no longer squeaky but deep. "That jerk changed us and took away our powers! How about we go pulverize him while you run your little tests, okay?"
Charles was rather startled by Kitty's aggressive statement but believed it was because of the testosterone she was now experiencing. "Kitty, I want you all to stay here in the mansion, Logan and the others are going to try and find Joseph and bring him back here so we can convince him to change you back. I want no leaving the mansion until Logan comes back, understood?"
Rogue, Amara, Jean, and Kurt nodded. Kitty just glared at the wall. Xavier sighed and shook his head. "Why don't you all go to your rooms and change into more comfortable clothes?" The girls nodded and left the room.
Kurt sat in his chair for a moment, hugging his knees to his now large chest.
"Is there something you wanted to say Kurt?" Xavier asked quietly.
Kurt shook his head and left the room, walking rather awkward in his now normal legs.
"No Kitty, guys don't where pink!" "Come on, Miss Prince of Nova Roma!" "Take it back peasant!" "You're not a princess anymore! You can't order me around!" "You're right Kitty, she's a prince!" "Take that back Jean! At least I don't look like Scott!" "..." "Ha! Got you!" "Will y'all quit fightin' now!" "Oh shut up you red neck!" "What did you call me!?" The girls were all standing in the hall shouting when they noticed someone was watching them.
"What do you want Timmy?" Rogue asked the small boy. Timothy's mouth fell open and he morphed into a Faun before running off back to his room.
"What's his problem?" Amara snapped, putting her hands on her hips.
Rogue snickered at her. "What's the matter with you, peasant?" Amara spat.
"Guys don't stand like that." The other girls laughed too. It was true, how often do you see a guy standing with his hips to one side and his hands resting on them?
Amara glared at them and stomped to the room she and Rahne shared.
"What are ye doin' in my room?" the Scottish girl asked when a tall dark haired stranger walked into her room, his nose in the air as if he was royalty.
"Oh shut up peasant," the boy snapped, rummaging through Amara's drawers for a shirt. Finding a rather large one, he pulled it out of the drawer and rummaged around in another dresser for some pants.
"What are ye doin' in my friend's clothes?" Rahne cocked her eyebrow, staring at the strange boy.
The dark haired boy spun around, an enraged look on his handsome face. "What do you mean? You stupid peasant! This is my..."
"Cousin's stuff!" a tall red-haired boy butted in, sticking his head through the open door. "Come on, ah, Alex," the redhead smiled, "lets leave Rahne alone and go to our room. Gee, Mr. Xavier was nice to let us visit our cousins for the week, don't you think Alex?" The redhead was gesturing wildly towards the hallway.
"Alright, Fred!" the dark haired boy snickered, taking Amara's clothes and stomping out into the hall.
Jean grabbed Amara and dragged her to her room.
"Why am I Fred?!" she practically screamed. Amara smirked. "Because I'm Alex." Jean glared at her and marched her to the bathroom.
When all of the newly changed X-Men had changed into more comfortable clothes, they all met up in the rec room. Fortunately, no one else was there to here Jean's plan.
"Alright, I told Rahne that I am Jean's cousin and that Amara is her own cousin so I guess you'll all be your own cousins too." The rest of the teens stared at her like she was nuts. "What? We'll just pretend we are visiting our cousins Kurt, Kitty, Jean, Rogue and Amara, its simple."
"Except none of my cousins looks like this," Kitty grumbled, staring down at her new body.
The rest of the teens nodded. Jean sighed and rolled her eyes. "Come on guys, work with me! What are everybody's' names?"
"Kurt!" "Kitty, ditto!" "Amara, not Alex!" "Rogue."
"Noooo!" Jean growled, pulling at her hair. "We are our own cousins! What are our names going to be?" Just then Evan walked in.
"Hello?" he murmured, staring at the crowd of newcomers. Suddenly, he zeroed in on the very attractive girl with the pretty eyes. "Hello! How did you get here lovely?" Kurt shrank back as his best friend eyed him up and wrapped his arm around his shoulders. "You got a boyfriend?"
"Shut up Evan!" Kitty snapped. "Leave Kur, I mean, Sunshine alone!"
Rogue hid a laugh behind her hand and Amara mouthed 'sunshine?' to Jean.
"Wha?" Evan mumbled, practically drooling over Kurt's hot body.
Rogue grabbed his arm and yanked him away from her poor brother. "That's Sunshine," she told him. "Kurt's cousin from Germany, he wouldn't like you messin' with his cousin now, would he?" She squeezed Evan's arm hard until he finally looked up at her.
"Who are you?" he asked, trying to jerk away from the tall guy with the funny striped hair. "Who are you guys?"
"That's Gus," Kitty stepped up, pointing to Rogue. "And that's Butch," Rogue shot at Kitty. Kitty glared and balled her fists, about to take the Southerner down.
"Behave girls, I mean guys," Jean told them, grabbing them by their shirts to keep them separated. "Why don't we watch a movie or something?"
"I want to watch a horror film!" 'Sunshine' jumped up, racing over to the TV set to put in Jaws.
"No dopey!" 'Butch' snapped, shoving Sunshine away from the TV to put on A Walk To Remember. "We're going to watch a romance!"
'Gus' uttered a low growl and turned on Dracula. "Die romance," he proclaimed.
"Eeew!" 'Alex' complained. "Lets watch Who Wants To Be A Millionaire."
"Nooo, guys!" 'Fred' moaned, stomping his foot. "Let's just watch Extreme Makeovers!"
Evan stood back and watched as the muscular guy shoved in a romance and the pretty girl fought to put on Jaws. The two prep guys fought it out over TV shows and the Gothlike guy tried to make them all watch Dracula.
"Okay," he mumbled before slipping into the kitchen to get some milk.
Hope you like the longer chapter.