Authoress enters thread and starts throwing Cadbury eggs and Swedish fish at readers Here my loyal followers! I am rewarding you for your patience and diligence! Eat and read like good little slaves now :)

I had to take notes for this chappie...

An hour later, the front door to the Institute nearly flew off the hinges as Logan burst in, carrying the unconscious Joseph in his arms. Or at least, it looked like Logan, the same hair style, nose, and clothes. But there was something different. Maybe it was that his face looked softer, more feminine, and that his body was thinner and more shapely.

Three girls and two boys came in after him, all but the tall boy laughing and pointing at Logan.

"Who are you people?" Evan asked, raising his eyebrows at the collection of teens.

"Duh!" laughed the other boy, his shoulder length brown hair bouncing as he held his aching sides.

"Anyway, you don't recognize us?" asked a pretty brunette with ice blue eyes.

Evan shook his head. Just then, Alex, Fred, Butch, and Gus stepped into the foyer and stood stock still, gaping at the new teenagers.

"He changed you too?" asked one of the new kids, a pretty little girl with short brown hair.

"Yup," Gus muttered.

Evan kept glancing from his friends' "cousins" to the new teenagers, then up at the funny looking Logan.

"What do you mean, 'changed'?" he asked.

Fred smacked himself in the head and sighed. "Come on Evan, remember the professor telling us about a mutant who can change other peoples' sex?" Evan nodded. "Duh! He changed us! I'm Jean."

"I'm Rogue," growled "Gus."

"I'm like, Kitty!" chirped "Butch."

"Princess Amara of Nova Roma," announced "Alex."

"Then that means...I was flirting with...that was Kurt?!" Ray shouted before running out of the room, his cheeks burning with embarrassment.

Evan's mouth fell open and he stared at all the new faces. The pretty taller brunette was Bobby, the shy looking blond was Sam, the little one was Jamie, and the new boy was Jennifer.

"But, but, then did he change Logan too?" he stuttered, staring at Logan's back and his trim, sexy legs.

"Really?" Kitty asked. "He doesn't look much different."

Logan turned around and glared at her before stomping away to the infirmary with his burden.

"So you guys didn't pick up Kimberly?" Jean asked the newly changed New Recruits.

"Nope," Bobby shook his head. "She nearly set a forest on fire but we didn't catch her."

"I should go apologize to Kurt," Evan murmured his eyes wide with horror at the things he had been thinking about his best friend's body. He marched slowly up the steps to Kurt's room.

"What was with him?" Bobby asked.

"He was flirting with Kurt," Jean explained.

Scott, who had been unchanged, paled and so did Bobby and Sam. Jennifer and Jamie just cracked up laughing.

Authoress munches Cadbury egg Yummy! Are you all enjoying my character torture? Eat eggs! Yummy! Next few comin' up soon.