Haku: Well, here we are, Chapter three up and running, a week behind schedule.
Mokuba: Though you do have a reason for it, don't you?
Haku: I was in Melbourne for the past week! Jeesh! Give me a break!
Mokuba: Okay, give me your arm.
Y. Haku: Damn, Mr. literal over there...
REVIEW REPLIES:
(Haku: Hehehe! Look at me play with bold!)
flowacat: Erm... flowa, did your Yami take her medication this morning? I think I made her paranoid...
Dagger5: lol. Writing this fic is actually a lot of fun, and I'm just glad everyone's enjoying it! Tell your Yami off for me Okay?
Paladin Dragoon: Poor Yugi is a bully magnet isn't he? I'm glad you're enjoying it, and the way I described them in this fic, was the way I described them to my friend one day.
Y. Haku: The conversation went "Do you feel sorry for Yugi?" "Why?" "Well, look at what he's got for friends." "What, you mean the friendship harpy and the idiot with bad hair?" And then they added the "worthless dog" in.
CelestialStar6: Threats disregarded! (Oh, and I'm not afraid of Rabid cats, not with Mittens, the kitten from hell around. Now where did she get to...)
Bunny Meatball: MORE THAN ONE YAMI????? You poor, poor creature! Hell, One's bad enough!
Y. Haku: I heard that.
Bunny Meatball: ^_^ I'm glad you think so!
I luv Kai: Oh dear, you appear to have passed out... -leaves a note on your chest, saying: "I'm glad you think so, and tell your Yami that wasn't very nice."
Silver from:Rae and Silver: I guess that in this case, the self help would apply to the Darker half about the lighter half... -puzzlement-
DISCLAIMER:
Haku: It's a SELF HELP FIC! Not a WE OWN YU-GI-OH! FIC! NO OWN, NO SUE!!!
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Chapter two: Are you too aggressive with your Hikari? A questionnaire.
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This chapter is a questionnaire filled with about 20 odd (Give or take, depending on how lazy the authors are) Designed to help you figure out whether you are too aggressive with your Hikari or not. They are mostly (if not all) Yes or no questions, and, you will notice we have left space for you to circle the answers.
On to the questions!
1. Do you ever hurt your Hikari intentionally?
Yes/No.
2. Do you try to keep them away from one, or more of the following:
Sugar, coke, friends, Cute, fluffy animals.
Yes/No.
3. Do you enjoy watching your Hikari struggle with/through the following:
Large Alligators, Episodes of Jerry Springer, Those old socks you found in your soul room that haven't been cleaned in centuries and have the beginnings of life forming on them, Blood, guts and all that other icky stuff?
Yes/No.
4. Does your night-time routine involve you telling your Hikari to "Hurry the fuck up with dinner already?"
Yes/No.
5. Have you been sent to the shadow Realm more than once?
Yes/No.
6. Do you harm your host body "Just for the hell of it?"
Yes/No.
7. Have you sent your Hikari to the shadow realm because He/she got in your way?
Yes/No.
8. Are you mentally unstable?
Yes/No.
9. Does your voice sound slightly homicidal, or twisted in any way?
Yes/No.
10. Is your soul room filled with implements of torture?
Yes/No.
11. And do you drag your Hikari into your soul room kicking and screaming when they displease you?
Yes/No.
12. Have you called your host Landlord, or Mortal at any time?
Yes/No.
13. Is it a 'fun past time' of yours thinking up ways to hurt your Hikari's friends, no matter haw puny they are?
Yes/No.
14. Have you tortured your Hikari more than once in the past week?
Yes/No.
15. Have you taken pleasure in said torturings?
Yes/No.
16. Are the authors running out of ideas for questions?
Yes/No.
17. No, seriously?
Yes/No.
18. Have you ever been in front of the Royal society of Prevention of cruelty to Hikaris (RSPCH)?
Yes/No.
19. If yes, were you convicted guilty?
Yes/No.
20. Would you say your Hikari was upset at you?
Yes/No.
21. By that we mean, does he/she flinch if they look at you?
Yes/No.
22. Hey lookey! 22 questions!
Yes/No/Huh?
23. Have you ever sealed your Hikari's soul away in their favourite duelling card?
Yes/No.
24. Is that enough questions?
Yes/No.
25. Do you want to send the authors of this book to the shadow realm?
(We'd rather you not answer this question...) Yes/No.
RESULTS:
So there were 25 questions, and lets see... how many did you answer 'Yes' to?
0-4 questions- Yes! You are a perfect Yami! Don't change a single thing. in fact, this result leaves us wondering why you took the test in the first place. If you and your Hikari get on so well, why did you buy the book? Try to cut back on the paranoia okay?
5-9 questions- If one of these questions was the last one, then we perfectly understand. You are an exemplary Yami, though you might want to watch a little what you say or do around your Hikari. Everyone is prone to the occasional slip-up, but try to work a little harder.
10-14 questions- You have a long way to go, but you're getting there. seek some counselling with your Hikari, to try to rectify any problems you might have, and if all else fails, try the much favoured 'shag' technique!
15-19 questions- Eep! You're rather on the rough side don't you think? Seek some professional help before you get put up in front of the RSPCH board. Is it possible that this hostility is just your way of hiding deeper feelings? Search your soul, and if all else fails, don't sue the Author!
20-25 questions- Most likely you are taking this test because the RSPCH board ordered you to. f so, SHAME on you, and I hope you get a long sentence in the shadow realm!
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Haku: That was a reasonably short chapter...
Mokuba: Yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes...
Haku: -starts edging away from Mokuba and towards Y. Haku-
Y. Haku: Yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes...
Haku: Eep! -hides-
Y. Haku: Hehehe... Tricked her. Read and Review everyone!