Constraints: "hole in the world" to "not fade away"

Synopsis: Songfic (don't normally do these)

Slightly invincible.

Content: fight noises.

Legal: cast of Angel belongs to mutant enemy.

Music: instrumental to "my girlfriend is inflatable" by 'Weird Al Yankovic'

Illyria: dialogue "As prophesised, my sarcophagus has arrived at the laboratory of Los Angeles Wolfram and Hart"

First part:

Winifred: song "this is very unusual, ... bunch of unknown symbols, ... fascinating crystal, ... touch it, now that door has opened, ... feeling stupid, that I did this without my NBC kit, because the dust I inhaled, at first it didn't look that dangerous, 'till I coughed blood" coughing noises

Chorus:

Winifred: singing/wheezing "got invaded by Illyria"

Wesley: singing "oh no, it's too bad, she is dying now"

Winifred: singing while coughing "getting renovated now"

Charles: singing "oh man, I signed that waiver, and Fred's Illyria now"

Illyria: dialogue "this'll do"

Second part:

Wesley: singing "hit her with a battle axe, ... bounced and wobbled like a cartoon character, ... tried to talk her out of Fred, ... only fed her mania"

Angel: singing "I also had a go at her, ... got thrown out a window"

Wesley: singing "our rules have no meaning for her, ... that includes relativity"

Illyria: singing (for Illyria) "I was intent on dominating, the planet the called earth, Angel tried to stop me, and failed miserably, I opened a portal, stepped through it, the sight that awaited me wasssss"

Chorus:

Illyria: singing "my army has disintegrated"

Wesley: singing "now you, have some idea just how pained I feel"

Illyria: singing "my army has disintegrated"

Wesley: singing "stay still, I just need to put a hole in you" dialogue "where'd she go?"

Third part:

Illyria: singing "I have no purpose, ... just a bunch of powers, ... can slow down time, ... and talk to plants ... need Help from Wesley, ... who keeps disrespecting me, ... he called me a Smurf, and he betrayed me, which bothers me, and that bothers me, he then tried to kill me again, and Time has broken apart"

Wesley: dialogue "I don't want you dead"

Echoing blast noise.

Chorus:

Illyria: singing "Turns out I'm self destructing"

Wesley: singing "Rand and McMalley, they will need to redraw the map"

Illyria: singing "turns out I'm self-destructing" dialogue "I'd rather be a titanic crater than like unto you-urrghhh"

Angel: Dialogue "Wes, do it now"

Phaser noise.

Fourth part:

Illyria: singing "I lost my powers, ... touch me and die vermin"

Wesley: dialogue "she's posturing, overcompensating"

Illyria: dialogue "your opinion of me weighs less than sunlight"

Spike: dialogue "wanna go find something to hit?"

Illyria: singing "I still have some strength"

Marcus: singing "not nearly enough, I didn't think a big scary old one, would be so easy to beat"

Fight noises.

Wesley: dialogue "Illyria?"

Illyria: dialogue "I've been broken and humiliated, I'll make trophies of their spines"

Angel: dialogue "good to have you on the team"

Chorus:

Illyria: singing "still slightly invincible"

Marcus: dialogue "I don't care"

Punch noise.

Conner: dialogue "care about that, dress for less?"

Illyria: dialogue "Wesley's dead, I wish to do more violence"

Spike: dialogue "wishes just happen to be horses today"

Illyria: singing "still slightly invincible"

Charles: dialogue "okay, you take the 30,000 on the left"

Fight noises.

More fight noises.

Lorne: dialogue "oh, that's mature"

Illyria: singing "still slightly invincible"

End.