Y. Haku: Wake me up
Haku: Wake me up inside
Y. Haku: I can't wake up..
Haku: Wake me Up in... Oh. There's people here...
Haku: Hello everyone... How are we all? Ready for a new chapter of Living with?
Y. Haku: To bad if you're not, because you're getting one.
Haku: That wasn't very nice... ahh well...
REVIEW REPLIES:
Blaquerose- Me? Smoke? -is ashamed someone would think that.-
Y. Haku: Wow! 16 yes... Hell... That's worse than me...
ryf- lol. I'm glad you like it.
JenniChan- ROFLMFAO!!!
Y. Haku: YAAAH! FEAR!!! SHE'S GONE L33T
Haku: Wait, you EXPECT me to type out Rolling on the floor, laughing my freaking ass off? Thanks for the review!
crazyrabidfangurl01- Oh dear, you're not a REAL crazy rabid fangirl are you?
crazyrabidfangurl01- Of legolas? then that's all right. Thanks for the review!
crazyrabidfangurl01- ^_^ I'm glad you like.
Jia-BlackHoleSun- Be grateful you don't have a Yami. They're annoying to al hell and back.
Y. Haku: I heard that.
Sour Schuyler Offline- I'm glad You like, and I'm continuing now!
Rae and Silver- It's not that good... is it? Anyways, I'm glad you like it!
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Y. Haku and Mokuba: O.o
Mittens: -just to be different- o.O
Paladin Dragoon- Oh dear, what have I done? -watches her reviewers and their Yamis bouncing around the room.-
Haku: Actually, if you'll believe it, the test was designed for the Ryou/Bakura relationship, with a few Malik/Mariku questions in there.
Silver Dragon, Iron Claws- Well then, this isn't a very good chapter for you guys... It's all about taking the piss out of Yaoi and Yrui writers. So there's a lot of -coughinnuendocough- in it.
DISCLAIMER:
Okay, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, or the song Bring me to life by Evanescence, which wasn't actually used in the fic, but in the A/n...
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Chapter 3.
The funny feelings inside you
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Okay, maybe, just maybe you bought this book because you thought that it could help you with your feelings towards your Hikari, but judging by the poor quality that you should have come to expect from this book, you are expecting nothing that can help you in this chapter, right? We thought so.
But you will find that this is the most useful chapter in the book, for we have found that even those who DON'T feel for their Hikari will be madly in love with them by the end of this chapter. Scary thought, right? That would be why this chapter of this book is banned in several countries around the world.
First of all, what do you feel inside when you look at your Hikari? Does your stomach do a variety of acrobatic somersaults? Do you feel heat creeping into your cheeks? If yes, then you are madly in love.
If no, you are madly in love and just denying it every step of the way. This is what we call the 'Male' syndrome. Simple reason? because all males suffer it and can not admit that they have feelings. It happens in some females as well, but is mostly associated with the males of the species.
Now that you know you are madly in love with that Hikari of yours, let's analyse why.
One. Well, obviously, seeing as you were so close, you'd either love each other, or hate each other and have killed yourselves by now. You talk to each other's MINDS for christsake! You live in the same head, albeit through one of those mysterious items that we're all so fond of. No one can have a bond with another person, where they don't either, fall in love, go insane, or both. it's a simple fact of nature. We asked the Pharaoh about it earlier, and he seemed very keen to discuss the matter with us.
"Yes, see, Yugi and I, we were always the best of friends, until one day, when I started seeing him in a whole new light. It was just after he had pulled the puppy dog eyes actually. I remember looking at him and blushing a deep crimson colour. After that, it was several days before I could tell Yugi how I felt. It turned out he felt the same way, just couldn't tell me." Basically, this is the standard way these things happen. Nothing really changes from story to story, though sometimes it's the complete opposite of cases, like with what happened with the Tomb robber and his light.
"Ryou and I never really got on. I always hurt him, and acted like it was fun, but deep inside, I was very guilty. I didn't want to hurt him, but there was something inside me that wanted me to push him away, and I couldn't help it. It was only after much soul searching that I realised why this was. He was actually in hospital at the time, and I was the one who caused it. After having nearly died, Ryou woke up, and smiled, when he saw the worried expression on my face. Then, afraid that he would hate me, I told him everything that I had been feeling from day one. He didn't hate me at all, but loved me instead.
See? Violence towards Hikaris = Love for Hikaris.
There are many 'fanfictions' about this fact too, all with very similar plotlines, based mostly on the two stories above. Some people though, they 'hide' their feelings from themselves, Say, for instance, Our resident psychopath, Mariku. (Who also goes by many other names, like Malik, Marik, Ishtar, Yami Malik... Jesus, you could write a dictionary on it, but anyways...) Who... Oh hell, we'll just let him tell you.
"I was actually 'cover-dating' someone to hide my feelings for my light. See, I thought if I could convince myself that I loved the other person, my feelings for him would just... go away. They didn't, and I felt really bad for being so selfish and hurting my Hikari like that, but I still couldn't change anything. It was only after the terrible accident happened, that I realised I couldn't live with myself if he didn't survive and find out. So I whispered it into his ear all the time at his bedside, breaking it up with the other person I was seeing in the meantime. Of course, when he woke up, I told him, and he said that he knew, and felt the same way."
See? No matter what the case, your Hikari loves you back. You could have been a bloody violent and abusive git for the whole time you've known him, or her for that matter, but as soon as you say, "I love you" They will announce that the feelings mutual and undying, and maybe you'll get a shag in on the side. It's just the way these things happen.
Now, let's see. what are the classic signs that you're in love?
1. A sense of butterflies in your stomach around your other, swelling to the size of the Great Moth should your Hikari look into your eyes.
2. A burning feeling in your cheeks, or a tightening in your pants (Males only Hun...) should your hands accidentally brush.
3. Your stomach doing a series of acrobatic flips inside you, when you Hikari's presence graces the room that you are in.
4. An irrestible urge to beat your Hikari into a bloody pulp.
5. Your mind constantly reminding you that you mustn't, "Read too much into that" And then proceeding to show you an image of you and your Hikari 'walking down the aisle'.
6. Actually knowing what you feel, but not being able to admit it for 'fear of rejection'
7. After you and your Hikari have had a fight, insisting that you have a 'make-up cuddle'.
If you do any of the above, I'm sorry, but you're head over heels. But remember, no matter what, your Hikari WILL feel the same way. It's just how these things go. There's always a happy ending.
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Y. Haku: Haku?
Haku: Yes?
Y. Haku: I... love you.
Haku: Fuck off.
Y. Haku: -teary eyed- They LIE!!! Ahh well, Read and review.