munch.munch.chew. picks red gummy substance out of teeth Yes, I am a candy moocher. Its a wonder my head doesn't look like a giant pimple. On with the fic!

Thoughts

"Um, Professor?" Kitty held up her hand as the rest of the students watched Rogue being dragged away.

"Yes Kitty."

"Do we have to go to school like this? I don't want to have to use the guys' bathroom, yuck!"

"Yeah, and what about the girls' locker room?" "And what about my date?" "How am I going to pass my health class if I'm a guy?!" Everyone stopped and stared at Amara, who turned beet red in embarrassment.

Xavier coughed slightly, drawing back everyone's attention. "You will all have to go to school tomorrow," loud groans errupted from the mutants gathered, "and you will continue to play that you are your own cousin, understood?" Most of the students either shrugged or nodded.

Kurt whimpered slightly and buried his head in his hands. The day had been hell as it was, all his friends that were unchanged were staring at his body like hungry wolves. What would it be like to face a whole school full of boys? He felt really sorry for all the girls that he stared at occasionally, he didn't know it felt this bad.

A/N: Going to do all changed mutants' thoughts now.

Jean moaned and started banging her head against the couch. She had a history test that she had been planning to use her telepathy to pass and had a date with Duncan on Tuesday, neither of those were going to happen with her in a powerless, male body.

Sam paled and tried to imagine going through a whole school day as a girl, but he shruddered before he even thought beyond the front steps.

Amara howled inside at the thought of writing to her parents with the knowledge that she might never be Princess of Nova Roma, but some day might have to be Prince.

Bobby giggled at first at the thought of playing a big joke on one of his school enemies in the body of a luscious babe.

Kitty was still blubbering over the fact of having to use the male facilities at school, and Jamie was horrified at the prospect of using the girls'.

Jennifer was having mixed emotions about the whole subject, would Bobby learn some of her secrets if he talked to her friends while in girl form? Would he still think of her in male form even after she got changed back? If she got changed back.

Rogue of course, didn't hear the announcement because she was being dragged down the hall by Evan and Scott.

Logan felt like ripping the kid's throat out for making him feminine, then maybe stringing his inards out for a flag or something. "Damn jerk," he muttered before stalking off to his room. He pulled at his tight shirt front as he left.

"I really hate you," Kurt growled, looking up from his despair to glare hatefully at Joseph. "Yeah!" the rest of the changed mutants agreed. Then they all left in a huff, Amara stopping to try and melt Joseph with her magma blasts, but forgetting that she didn't have powers anymore. Instead, she settled with punching the sucker right in the nose.