Haku: HELLOOOOOO THERE!
Y. haku: -hands over his ears- That was... loud.
Mokuba: No kidding. Anyways, what did you give her this time?
Y. Haku: Erm... Bubble Tea?
Mokuba: Oh crap, she's going to be like this for a month! -panics-
Haku; -bouncing around the room- BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE!!! I'VE USED THIS JOKE SO MANY TIMES AND I'M PROUD OF IT!
Y. Haku and Mokuba: -.-
REVIEW REPLIES:
LoneWolfStar7- Bad hikari! Don't touch Hannah's Manga!
Y. Haku: My god, I don't believe she just said that.
flowacat- lol! That was... weird! Cool, but weird... And I'm glad you're enjoying this. It's a lot of fun to write.
Serpent of Light- ^_^ I'm glad you're enjoying it, and I'll try to keep it up to par.
Silver Dragon, Iron Claws- Careful, I don't want you to get caught out there. Even though that chapter wasn't for you, I hope some of the others will come in handy.
Dagger5- Lol! YAMI AND YUGI SHALL RULE ABOVE ALL OTHER PAIRINGS!
Mokuba: She's mad, isn't she?
Y. Haku: No, it's just the bubble tea.
Haku: -is running aroud screaming 'I AM A FISH!'-
Y. Haku: On second thought...
Paladin Dragoon- Actually, I just took the standard plotlines from the fics I read and turned them into this chapter, though I did come up with some of the symptoms myself.... But like I've said before, this is more a 'make a mockery of everything' fic than a 'be nice and try not to offend people' fic.
Female-Yami/Yugi- Actually, I know just how you feel about having a male Yami.
Y. Haku: Or, in a Yami's case, a female hikari.
Haku: and Yami Jiei? (Hell, did I spell that right?) Sorry, but there's no defence, especially when you've had lessons from both Ryou and Yugi!
Mokuba: AND ME!
Blaquerose- Not my theories, the theories of Fanfiction writers everywhere, and please don't attack me with that... -quakes with fear, then dissapears into the Sennen Pencil, forcing Y. Haku to take control-
Y. Haku : -sees Chainsaw- Owh crap. -sprints away-
Yami and Yugi luvr- -looks at the plushies- Where'd you get those? And I'm glad you're liking this fic. I hope it stays up to standard.
Shori Musei- Three guesses who says things for Living w/ Yamis? And I'm glad you're enjoying this.
Bunny Meatball- -Watches and simply laughs, ticking off something on her to-do before I die list-
DISCLAIMER:
Haku: I am merely a 15 yr. old antihistamine intolerant girl with Hayfever and an empty tissue box. I DO NOT OWN YU-GI-OH!
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FAQ And RGA
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Okay, this is the part of the fic where we answer YOUR Frequently asked questions (FAQ), with OUR reluctantly given answers. (RGA) Now once again, we remind you of the crappy quality of this book and advise you not to take our answers too seriously, and in a life-or-death situation, please, ask someone else.
But first, we must ask ourselves this, Do we really want to answer all of your questions? no, we don't. If we did, there'd be no room for a Living With Hikaris 2, everything that wasn't in the first one. So we picked out 10 questions at random, (Using the magical hats at Yami's insistance.) and we will answer them as thus:
Firstly, the writers of Living with Hikaris will give their completely useless input, usually a load of gobbeldegook just used to fill up space. Then, Yami will give his advice as the divine pharaoh of Egypt and the duel monsters CHAMPION. Then, after the duel monsters CHAMPION (Yami, get away from the shift key!) has had his say, then the Tomb Robber will give his views, and finally? Our bleach haired boy is up. So, anyways, onto the questions.
(Basically this section is just like all those 'Dear Abbey' letters in Magazines and such. Absolutely worthless advice to questions that really shouldn't be asked.)
FAQ: Hi! Recently, I just gained my own body after years of being trapped inside a golden item. I'm about 3015 years old, and I'm looking for some fun. Can you help me?
RGA: Actually, no, we can't. Not with that mediocre amount of information anyways. How did you get your own body anyways may we inquire? See, certain Yamis have been trying to do so without much success. What's your secret? and which Fanfiction writer did you hire? As for the actual question, have you tried asking your Hikari about where the fun spots in his/her home town are? It might be useful, though unfortunately, due to their innocent natures, they might take you somewhere like a park, which is kind of a downer if you want to go to a strip club.
Yami: Try asking your hikari's older, somewhat less Naïve friends. They usually know where the latest and best entertainment is hidden. Also, spend some time down at the local arcade or game shop. They're great places to improve gaming technique, or just brush up on some skills.
Bakura: The shadow realm's always good. Try turning your Hikari's friends into game pieces or playing cards. It's always good for a laugh, that is, until your Hikari's friends Yami duels you and you get creamed. just, be warned, Don't feed the Blue eyes, or they will S.O.Y. (Figure it out for yourself)
Mariku (Y. Malik Malik, Marik, Ishtar etc...): Get yourself a boat, or a Motorbike, They're cool. Just stay away from your Hikari's sister though, because you could be working in a museum for awhile. Also, try to get your hands on a few Dozen mind slaves, and make a hobby out of duelling your sworn enemy with said mind puppets. Collecting the three God Cards doesn't sound like much of a challenge, but this hobby will keep you going for awhile as well.
FAQ: Recently, I've been watching as all the other Yamis have been getting bodies, yet I'm still see through and can't touch anything. What is wrong with me? Am I just a loser?
RGA: Most likely, you're not a looser, your problem is that you haven't hired a good enough fanfiction writer to rectify this problem. You may need to pay them a fee of up to 15 reviews, but I guarantee the process will be quick, painless and won't hurt a bit. On the plus side, if you hire someone with enough experience, you can also keep your mind link, free of charge.
Yami: Defeat a bad guy and get your memories back. As a reward, you'll most undoubtedly be given your body.
Bakura: Oh, this one's EASY fixed. Wait until some psychotic man who dresses up in fruity clothing steals the soul of the Duel monsters former Champion's little brother to revive his dead wife, steal the body, get far enough away and transfer your soul into the body. That is, of course, if you can manage to get past a mortal who will try to knock you out and throw your Sennen item out the window.
Mariku: Of COURSE you're a looser! Who says you need your own body? Just send your Hikari's soul to the shadow realm and claim his body as your own. Must I explain EVERYTHING?
FAQ: Why is my Hikari always on the bottom...
RGA: We can't answer that question if we want to keep our PG13 rating.
FAQ: I WASN'T FINISHED YET!!! Why is my Hikari always on the bottom end of the Height scale?
RGA: Oooooohhhh... This is simply because of a Hikari defect called 'shrimpitis.' It means that almost all hikaris are on the titchy side, and people enjoy picking on them. It can't really be helped you know.
Yami: Try to get them to eat more. they might grow about a foot more before they fully stop growing. Also, try yo work in about a foot more height when you transform. That means that though you aren't nearly as tall as those around you, you don't have to crane your head to look at them.
Bakura: Ha! Put them on a rack, and stretch them out! Make them feel pain for not growing! Pain I tell you! PAIN! MUAHAHAHA! -coughhack-
Mariku: Haha! You have a short hikari and I don't... Hahaha! -points and laughs-
FAQ: My hikari has a half-brother who won't let me take control. I really want to, because my Hikari can't take over the world without my help, but I can't get past that fact. How can I rectify this?
RGA: HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW???
Yami: You want to take over the world? Where do you live? I must defeat you in a crushing duel or... or the WORLD WILL END AND IT'LL BE ALL MY FAULT!!!
Bakura: JYEESSH! Pharaoh! Take a break from saving the world for once. My advice is to go into the shadow realm, and take over your hikari's mind. Then, go back into the real world and kill your Hikari's half-brother.
Mariku: OR you could wait until your Hikari hatches a daring plan, in which he will get said half brother to pretend to be your hikari and use a fake Winged Dragon of Ra card, thus ensuring the God's anger with said individual and they will knock out your Hikari's half brother. Then, you can come out Easy peasy.
FAQ: My hikari has stolen my pocky, and now he is bouncing around the room sqealing at the top of his lungs and accidentally breaking things. What do I do?
RGA: Wait for him to calm down, Then file your insurance claim under 'Sugar rush damage.'
Yami: Hide your Pocky?
Bakura: Knock the dolt out, and stab him in the arm for good measure.
Mariku: Pocky? Where? I WANT POCKY! GIVE ME POCKY OR I'LL STAB YOU! (It should be noted at this point, that Mariku has the mental capacity of an extremely voilent, sadistic 6 year old. LITERALLY.)
FAQ: Help! Help! I'm being Repressed!
RGA: That quote is copyrighted! BAD YOU If the makers of Monty Python ever knew...
Yami: Oh no! SOMEONE'S IN TROUBLE! I must save them with an extremely long and drawn out duel in which I come up with many complicated strategies, even if I did only need a simple one!
Bakura: SHUT UP! Someone will hear you and arrest me!
Mariku: Oh! Oh! I know this game! WE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY EKKI EKKI KEBANG ZUPONG!
FAQ: I was wondering if you could help me come up with a cool catch phrase for myself and my Hikari?
RGA: Hows about... NO? Though the others might have some suggestions... take it away boys!
Yami: "Trust... in the heart of the cards." "The fate of the world rests on my shoulders!" "KAIBA!" "Show yourself Malik!"
Bakura: "That's what... 73 times I've come back now? Dammit I'm good at this." "You can't keep me contained in the shadows, I AM the shadows! MUAHAHAH!"
Mariku: "I banish you to the shadow realm!" Wait, why do I have the crappy one?
FAQ: HELP! RABID FANGIRLS ARE AFTER ME!!!! WHAT DO I DO?
RGA: Here, send us your adress, and we'll send you a can of FANGIRL DETERRENT (c), a chibi version of yourself for distraction purposes, a spork for fighting off the more persistent ones and running shoes. Run... Run for your LIFE!
Yami: Immigrate!
Bakura: Oh you poor soul! Banish YOURSELF to the shadow realm. Or, better yet, coat them in barbeque sauce, stick 'blue eyes' treats on them and send THEM to the shadow realm.
Mariku: Kill them. Kill the lot of them. There are far too many Rabid fangirls in the world.
FAQ: YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!
RGA: Poor baby. Maybe next time.
Yami: I DIDN'T? I FAILED! OH WOE BETIDE THE WOMAN WHO GAVE BIRTH TO THIS OBSCENE BLEMISH ON THE WORLD OF SUCCESS AND REALLY NERVE WRACKING DUELS!!!
Bakura: Would you like me to engrave the answer onto the back of your skull instead? No? Then SHUT UP!
Malik: What Bakura said.
So there you have it. A few of your FAQ with our RGA. If we didn't answer your question, just remember what a crappy book this is anyway, and count yourself lucky that we did actually answer one or two questions.
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Haku: This is getting a lot harder to write each week, because I'm afraid of repeating jokes.
Y. Haku: They're called Recurring gags in case you're interested.
Haku: So they do happen? YAY!
Mokuba: Read and Review!