Hiya people, its me again! Support me with my poring killing campaign, I need no competition! I shall be the best blob there is! Anyways, this story is dedicated to Destiny, whom requested this story.
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Goldilockpicks and the 3 Bigfoots
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Once upon a time, there was a pretty little girl who had hair shiny and blond as gold, with lock picking qualities to match her qualities of hair, but let's not get to that part yet. There lived 3 Bigfoots in the forest. The papafoot, the mamafoot, and the babyfoot. They shared a huge house. They each had a bed. One day, they ate honey, like they always did. But they heated the honey too much, and it was too hot. Why they were cooking honey and just honey, I don't know, I'm merely the author, I make up random stuff. They decided to take a walk. Now, back to this little girl. She was a thief, she was stealing mushrooms and flowers from people picking them when she stumbled across the house. The house was locked by... Oh... 20000 different locks? How a bigfoot family was intelligent enough to do that, don't ask me! But, her name being Goldilockpicks, she was able to pick ALL the locks before you could say "thief". No, don't say it, be quiet, you have the right to remain silent! QUIET! Anyways. She went in, and she was EXTREMELY in need of SP for stealing more stuff. She saw the honey, and thought "Hey, SP healing items!" She picked papafoot's honey up, and tasted it. "Too sweet!" She said. She picked up mamafoot's honey up, and tasted it. "Too bland!" She said. Finally, she picked up babyfoot's honey, and tasted it. "Just right!" She said, and she gobbled the rest down. She ran out, stole a few more mushrooms and flowers, and got tired. She ran back to the house, and wanted to sleep. She went upstairs, and tried papafoot's bed. "Too hard!" She said, and went to the next one. She tried mamafoot's bed. "Too soft!" She said, and she went to the final bed. She tried babyfoot's bed, and said "JUUUUUUST right!" She said, and fell fast asleep. The bears finally got back, and not realizing all their locks were picked, cuz they just crash through the door anyways. Papafoot went to his honey, and said "Somebody tasted my honey!" Mamafoot went to her honey, and said "Somebody tasted my honey!" Babyfoot got to his honey, and said "Somebody ATE my honey!" The 3 bigfoots went upstairs, and papafoot said "Somebody slept in my bed!" Mamabear said "Somebody slept in my bed!" Baby bear said "Somebody is sleeping IN my bed!" Goldilockpicks jumped up, startled, and backed to a corner afraid the bears would eat her. Sure enough, they almost did. They jumped her, but she was able to swing a butterfly wing in time. She had many marks of blood on her, but all her possessions were safe. Ofcourse, the person to tend her wounds is me, Thingy The Blob, the author who likes to cameo himself in every chance he gets. Not a very good job, too bloody, and I have to stand the constant thieving of my money. How a knight can heal? I'm a blob, I am what people shape me into. PWN'D! LOLZ KTHXBAI!
And, ofcourse, Goldilockpicks lived happily ever after, while I lived penniless for a while.
The end
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That's the end of that story! Stay tuned tomorrow for my next story!
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Goldilockpicks and the 3 Bigfoots
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Once upon a time, there was a pretty little girl who had hair shiny and blond as gold, with lock picking qualities to match her qualities of hair, but let's not get to that part yet. There lived 3 Bigfoots in the forest. The papafoot, the mamafoot, and the babyfoot. They shared a huge house. They each had a bed. One day, they ate honey, like they always did. But they heated the honey too much, and it was too hot. Why they were cooking honey and just honey, I don't know, I'm merely the author, I make up random stuff. They decided to take a walk. Now, back to this little girl. She was a thief, she was stealing mushrooms and flowers from people picking them when she stumbled across the house. The house was locked by... Oh... 20000 different locks? How a bigfoot family was intelligent enough to do that, don't ask me! But, her name being Goldilockpicks, she was able to pick ALL the locks before you could say "thief". No, don't say it, be quiet, you have the right to remain silent! QUIET! Anyways. She went in, and she was EXTREMELY in need of SP for stealing more stuff. She saw the honey, and thought "Hey, SP healing items!" She picked papafoot's honey up, and tasted it. "Too sweet!" She said. She picked up mamafoot's honey up, and tasted it. "Too bland!" She said. Finally, she picked up babyfoot's honey, and tasted it. "Just right!" She said, and she gobbled the rest down. She ran out, stole a few more mushrooms and flowers, and got tired. She ran back to the house, and wanted to sleep. She went upstairs, and tried papafoot's bed. "Too hard!" She said, and went to the next one. She tried mamafoot's bed. "Too soft!" She said, and she went to the final bed. She tried babyfoot's bed, and said "JUUUUUUST right!" She said, and fell fast asleep. The bears finally got back, and not realizing all their locks were picked, cuz they just crash through the door anyways. Papafoot went to his honey, and said "Somebody tasted my honey!" Mamafoot went to her honey, and said "Somebody tasted my honey!" Babyfoot got to his honey, and said "Somebody ATE my honey!" The 3 bigfoots went upstairs, and papafoot said "Somebody slept in my bed!" Mamabear said "Somebody slept in my bed!" Baby bear said "Somebody is sleeping IN my bed!" Goldilockpicks jumped up, startled, and backed to a corner afraid the bears would eat her. Sure enough, they almost did. They jumped her, but she was able to swing a butterfly wing in time. She had many marks of blood on her, but all her possessions were safe. Ofcourse, the person to tend her wounds is me, Thingy The Blob, the author who likes to cameo himself in every chance he gets. Not a very good job, too bloody, and I have to stand the constant thieving of my money. How a knight can heal? I'm a blob, I am what people shape me into. PWN'D! LOLZ KTHXBAI!
And, ofcourse, Goldilockpicks lived happily ever after, while I lived penniless for a while.
The end
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That's the end of that story! Stay tuned tomorrow for my next story!