Hello people! Today's story will be... Hansel and Gretel, simply because I cant think of better names. Sue me. Kill me. Whatever. I am a blob, I shall be superior. To prove that...
aphrodite24goddess writes:
goldilockpicks is nice, but you had a flaw near the last part, BTW. when they
were upstairs and papafoot said "somebody slept in my bed!" afterwards you
changed mamafoot to mama bear and babyfoot to babay bear. okay. please please
please do hansel and gretel? mr. blob?
I AM A BLOB! I AM SUPERIOR! YOU DO NOT CORRECT ME!
Anyways, your correction has been taken into consideration. I was just kinda lazy with many games to play. Have a nice day, and here is your requested story. Ofcourse, this is dedicated to you, if you haven't noticed. But, you coulda suggested one where I can actually think of better names.
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Hansel and Gretel
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One day, as our story begins, there was a happy family. A mother, a father, and their 2 little kids, Hansel and Gretel were living together with joy. The story takes place in Payon Forest, because that's the only forest I can think of with animals that are actually animals. Unlike umbala forest, but yea, whatever! Hansel and Gretel were fast learners, so they were archers quite soon. Their dad is a knight who had a bad build, so he retired to the forest as a lumberjack sick of fighting and being called a N00B. Their mother was a huntress native to payon. But one day, out of all sudden-ness, their mother fell to a decease known as "N00B15HN3ZZ", and started botting and talking in 1337 all day long. This made Hansel and Gretel sad, and they chased her to the hunter's guild one day, and saw her officially banned by the officials of Gravity stationed there. They were powerless to stop their mother's banning, but the guildsmaster said they would become great hunters if they worked hard, and it sparkled a new faith in them. Later, their father remarried. The step-mother was a cruel and evil person who disliked Hansel and Gretel. They lived in misery for nearly an eternity. A few months later, the step-mother wanted to chase Hansel and Gretel out of the house, so she said "Tomorrow, please take your bread and look for the hunters guild, then go to prontera, then come back, search for 200 racoon leaves, then run to Alberta and get 20 packages for me please." With the sense they will be rigged to get lost, Hansel and Gretel searched for many pebbles. They threw them down as they advanced in their journey. Upon the entering of the hunters' guild, they were awarded with the honor of being hunters instead of archers. They, ofcourse, accepted the offer, and went to prontera. After prontera, they went to collect the leaves. After they collected the leaves, they ran to Alberta and got 20 packages for their step-mother. When they came back safely, the step-mother nearly exploded from anger, but managed to keep it unseen. Hansel and Gretel had a peaceful night, but the next morning, a list of demands from their step-mother came in front of their faces. "10 pieces of coal, 50 pieces of steel, 20 pieces of iron", it read. Hansel and Gretel didn't have stones, and were afraid they were going to get lost. They thought of another great idea! They grabbed their bread, and started to leave small crumbs on the way to the coal mine. When they finished hunting, they found all their bread gone. Their birds, however, were so stuffed they couldn't move. They sighed and cried, but they kept moving on. They wandered into the payon forest again by mistake, but they were happy. In their moment of joy, they realized the payon forest was confusing and they were very hungry. They searched over the forest atleast 40 times, but they couldn't find their house. They stumbled across a magnificant sight. A house made of sweet stuff! They ran over, and started chomping on the house. A bathory came out, and Hansel said "Step back! We will hurt you!". But instead of doing what the 2 young hunters expected her to do, the bathory said "Come now dearies, let us go get something to eat!" They were still hungry, so they went in. Once inside, the bathory's magic sealed the usage of ranged attacks, and Hansel and Gretel knew they were in trouble when the door refused to open.
Random guy: STUPID AUTHOR! THEY CAN'T USE ARROW BLOCKING SPELLS! LOLZ N00B KTHXBAI!
Guess what, THEY CAN NOW! *casts pneuma all over the house*
The bathory trapped Hansel in a cage, and forced Gretel to be her slave. She was going to cook Hansel and eat him, because he was looking mighty tasty with his balance of height and strenth. Just as the bathory was going to throw Hansel's cage into her couldron, the author's pneuma wore off. Hansel shot the bathory 40 times with his bow, and his bird pommeled the bathory non-stop. The bathory, ofcourse, was put simply-PWN'D! But the bathory was still alive! The author made her immortal! Stupid author! But just then, Gretel came in and used Charge Arrow on the bathory, and pushed her into the couldron she was going to cook Hansel in. They went outside the house, and ate the rest of it. They then suddenly found out that they are on the wrong map, and so they finally got home. Once home, they found out their father had chased their step-mother out, and so they lived happily ever after.
The End
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Well, sorry aphrodite24goddess, that story isnt as clearly in my mind as some of the others, so this turned out crappy.
Also, I am aware of the fact that the step-mothers request was unreasonable, and that Gravity is almost never active in banning bots. But, hey! It's a story! It's all made up! Stay tuned tomorrow for our next story!
aphrodite24goddess writes:
goldilockpicks is nice, but you had a flaw near the last part, BTW. when they
were upstairs and papafoot said "somebody slept in my bed!" afterwards you
changed mamafoot to mama bear and babyfoot to babay bear. okay. please please
please do hansel and gretel? mr. blob?
I AM A BLOB! I AM SUPERIOR! YOU DO NOT CORRECT ME!
Anyways, your correction has been taken into consideration. I was just kinda lazy with many games to play. Have a nice day, and here is your requested story. Ofcourse, this is dedicated to you, if you haven't noticed. But, you coulda suggested one where I can actually think of better names.
~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~
Hansel and Gretel
~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~
One day, as our story begins, there was a happy family. A mother, a father, and their 2 little kids, Hansel and Gretel were living together with joy. The story takes place in Payon Forest, because that's the only forest I can think of with animals that are actually animals. Unlike umbala forest, but yea, whatever! Hansel and Gretel were fast learners, so they were archers quite soon. Their dad is a knight who had a bad build, so he retired to the forest as a lumberjack sick of fighting and being called a N00B. Their mother was a huntress native to payon. But one day, out of all sudden-ness, their mother fell to a decease known as "N00B15HN3ZZ", and started botting and talking in 1337 all day long. This made Hansel and Gretel sad, and they chased her to the hunter's guild one day, and saw her officially banned by the officials of Gravity stationed there. They were powerless to stop their mother's banning, but the guildsmaster said they would become great hunters if they worked hard, and it sparkled a new faith in them. Later, their father remarried. The step-mother was a cruel and evil person who disliked Hansel and Gretel. They lived in misery for nearly an eternity. A few months later, the step-mother wanted to chase Hansel and Gretel out of the house, so she said "Tomorrow, please take your bread and look for the hunters guild, then go to prontera, then come back, search for 200 racoon leaves, then run to Alberta and get 20 packages for me please." With the sense they will be rigged to get lost, Hansel and Gretel searched for many pebbles. They threw them down as they advanced in their journey. Upon the entering of the hunters' guild, they were awarded with the honor of being hunters instead of archers. They, ofcourse, accepted the offer, and went to prontera. After prontera, they went to collect the leaves. After they collected the leaves, they ran to Alberta and got 20 packages for their step-mother. When they came back safely, the step-mother nearly exploded from anger, but managed to keep it unseen. Hansel and Gretel had a peaceful night, but the next morning, a list of demands from their step-mother came in front of their faces. "10 pieces of coal, 50 pieces of steel, 20 pieces of iron", it read. Hansel and Gretel didn't have stones, and were afraid they were going to get lost. They thought of another great idea! They grabbed their bread, and started to leave small crumbs on the way to the coal mine. When they finished hunting, they found all their bread gone. Their birds, however, were so stuffed they couldn't move. They sighed and cried, but they kept moving on. They wandered into the payon forest again by mistake, but they were happy. In their moment of joy, they realized the payon forest was confusing and they were very hungry. They searched over the forest atleast 40 times, but they couldn't find their house. They stumbled across a magnificant sight. A house made of sweet stuff! They ran over, and started chomping on the house. A bathory came out, and Hansel said "Step back! We will hurt you!". But instead of doing what the 2 young hunters expected her to do, the bathory said "Come now dearies, let us go get something to eat!" They were still hungry, so they went in. Once inside, the bathory's magic sealed the usage of ranged attacks, and Hansel and Gretel knew they were in trouble when the door refused to open.
Random guy: STUPID AUTHOR! THEY CAN'T USE ARROW BLOCKING SPELLS! LOLZ N00B KTHXBAI!
Guess what, THEY CAN NOW! *casts pneuma all over the house*
The bathory trapped Hansel in a cage, and forced Gretel to be her slave. She was going to cook Hansel and eat him, because he was looking mighty tasty with his balance of height and strenth. Just as the bathory was going to throw Hansel's cage into her couldron, the author's pneuma wore off. Hansel shot the bathory 40 times with his bow, and his bird pommeled the bathory non-stop. The bathory, ofcourse, was put simply-PWN'D! But the bathory was still alive! The author made her immortal! Stupid author! But just then, Gretel came in and used Charge Arrow on the bathory, and pushed her into the couldron she was going to cook Hansel in. They went outside the house, and ate the rest of it. They then suddenly found out that they are on the wrong map, and so they finally got home. Once home, they found out their father had chased their step-mother out, and so they lived happily ever after.
The End
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Well, sorry aphrodite24goddess, that story isnt as clearly in my mind as some of the others, so this turned out crappy.
Also, I am aware of the fact that the step-mothers request was unreasonable, and that Gravity is almost never active in banning bots. But, hey! It's a story! It's all made up! Stay tuned tomorrow for our next story!