Slowly, from the crypts of blobs, a corpse emerged. The half rotting corpse of the fabled blob, whom has rested in his extremely lazy slumber, arises into the world of which he has slugged around in. He makes a noise, shivering "brrrr". He says "Damn! The mud felt warmer!". He stops self narrarating! Alright, I am back from my laziness and now I shall exterminate more braincells from your brainssssss! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-slips and falls back inside grave ow...
Well, our last request was for a Beauty and the Beast from Destiny! Omgwtf rejoice! ... I said rejoice!
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Beauty And the... What?!
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Hey, who knew random smashing of keyboard can make an... ok... banner? Well, now that we're done admiring my banner, let's get to the story!
One day, in a distant castle, where a handsome prince was residing, a... Volcano explosion erupted and the castle was somehow lava proof due to the weird physics of fanfictions. An old lady ran to the door, knocking on it. The prince opened the door, followed by "I am terribly sorry, but I have no room for you." The lady was then killed by a drop of lava which landed on her head. Ouch!
2 seconds later, before the old lady's soul went to the heavens, a young and fair maiden came. The maiden knocked on the door, and the prince got-Oh wait, this is supposed to be for the whole family. Anyways, the prince opened the door and said "Comee in and shelter yourself, fair maiden! Time is ticking, the lava shall engulf you if you do not hurry!" The old lady witnessed everything, and placed a curse on the prince, turning him into a vile, ugly looking be-Uh... We need a beast here!
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A little side story: Thingy the Blob's Quest for a Beast
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On a fair and sunny day, our beloved author... gets smashed by hurled rotten eggs and tomatoes Is sitting behind a recruitment desk.
Thingy: Alright, calling all beasts existing in RO!
Lo and behold, a baphomet comes!
Thingy: Too scary!
Baphomet's feelings are hurt, and it cries its way home. Then, a Lunatic came!
Thingy: Too cute!
Lunatic: Would you like tea?! No I am not crazy! Crazy not I am! Ahahahahahaha! Tea?! TEA?!?! CARROT TEA?!?! AHAHAH-SSSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH
Sorry, but the bloody scenery could not be produced with text alone. Now, we shall observe how our next beast do! A punk (you know, those flying dust bunny things) comes!
Thingy: Too dirty!
Punk: I am NOT dirty! I am completely chast an-
Thingy: Too literally dirty.
Punk: DAMN!
The Punk leaves the stage, and a Werewolf steps up
Thingy: Too dange-
Werewolf: Do I get the job or what?!
Thingy: Too danger-
Werewolf: I better...
Thingy: Um... Uh... Ah... sweats like crazy
Werewolf: Spit it out, do I get the job?! shines sharp fangs
Thingy: Y-y-y-yes you d-d-d-d-do! N-n-n-n-now go up and break a l-l-l-leg!
Werewolf: You telling me to break my leg?!
Thingy: Yes! I mean... N-NO!
Werewolf: Make up your mind!
Thingy: NO! NEVER!
Werewolf growls, gets the wrong idea, and the following scene has a severely mutilated corpse of our author, so it should not be seen by children under the legal age to see violence.
Well, thats the end of that little side story, back to the main!
-ast. "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!" Says the prince. The old ha-I mean lady says "Only when a fair maiden who can love your ugly form may break the curse!" With that, she disappeared
"Well, fair maiden, will your lovely form be the form which is respected as queen by all of the people?" Asked the prince, who is now a werewolf.
With a sharp shriek straight to the ears, the fair maiden the prince had just saved ran out the door, and got burnt to a crisp by lava, and so ends the little story about this beast.
One day, some random old guy with an absolutely beautiful daughter whom he stupidly named "Ytueb"(luckily the daughter gave herself a better name, which was "Beauty") went into the forests alone. He forgot to tighten the bag which carried all his canned tuna(Don't ask me how they invented canning back then), and was stranded, lost without food. He stumbled upon the castle of our handsome prince.
"Dear prince, please, allow me to stay the night and give me some food!" The old geezer begged.
Learning the lesson, and not knowing this was a dumb old geezer unlike the old lady, the prince offered the old geezer a feast, as well as a grand room. "But I have one request of you, old gee-I mean dear old sir. I wish for your daughter to come and serve me as a payment." The prince added before the old geezer left. The old geezer, being the idiot that he is, agreed.
Now, don't ask me how the hell the prince knew the old geezer had a daughter, I had no idea...
The old geezer left for home, and upon going home, the old geezer called for his daughter.
"Ytueb! Come to me! I beseech thee!" The old geezer cried.
"Father, I am not a summoned beast, and my name is Beauty!" Beauty, our so beloved heroine who is working as a Kafra employee in Comodo. Her eyes lost its pupil, and had no shine, making her look like a possessed and controlled creature rather than a human.
"Ytueb, I wish for you to leave for the castle of that burnt down city. The werewolf in there wishes for your assisstance!" The old geezer commanded.
"Yes father, I shall go, and my name is BEAUTY!!!" Our beloved heroine replied, and threw her clipboard at her father's face, stole her father's car, and left for the castle while cheering inside, knowing she might meet the prince if she is to serve the werewolf of the castle, with the added bonus of being away from her idiotic father.
But, not all is well, a random muscle bound idiot, uh, I forgot his name so I'll call him Nwarb... Nwarb loved Beauty more than anybody. He set out to stop her, but ofcourse he got trampled by her horse, and it wasn't exactly a nice scene to watch, so... yea...
At the castle, our heroine, Yte-I mean Beauty, has already arrived at the gates. After only a minute or so of travelling? Damn, that's some rocket boosted horse she's got! Anyways, she knocked on the door, and the door came crashing down at her. But before she was crushed, the werewolf got in front of her and stopped the door from crushing her into a pancake. It was then when Beauty fell in love with the creature.
They fell in love, they danced, they played, blahblahblah, yay, all happy and stuff! The only thing to do before the curse was marriage. You fill up this section with your imagination, cuz I'm too lazy to think of something myself.
But before the marriage, there was an assault. It was Nwarb. Nwarb(with his embarracingly stupid name) became the leader of the local villagers, and they marched towards the castle since the day he got trampled over. Damn, this proves how godly Beauty's rocket boosted horse was! Anyways, they laid seige on the castle, so Nwarb can marry Beauty instead. But the werewolf growled, and everybody got scared, and Nwarb got teared to pieces. So they married and lived happily ever after, just that without his werewolf form the prince didn't have the power to clean up the mess he made by tearing the innards out of Nwarb, so they always had a bloody mess at their door, but they lived happily ever after.
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The End
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What happened to the old geezer? I don't know! I just know that he died.
Old Geezer: Calling me old geezer?! I'll change you into something fearsome!
(insert lightning effects)
Old Geezer: That'll teach you!
AHHH! I look like... GASP! A BLOB! Any lady friends out there that-
... Oh wait, I am a blob.
Nevermind.
Well, our last request was for a Beauty and the Beast from Destiny! Omgwtf rejoice! ... I said rejoice!
!$()!&$)(!&$)(!&$
Beauty And the... What?!
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Hey, who knew random smashing of keyboard can make an... ok... banner? Well, now that we're done admiring my banner, let's get to the story!
One day, in a distant castle, where a handsome prince was residing, a... Volcano explosion erupted and the castle was somehow lava proof due to the weird physics of fanfictions. An old lady ran to the door, knocking on it. The prince opened the door, followed by "I am terribly sorry, but I have no room for you." The lady was then killed by a drop of lava which landed on her head. Ouch!
2 seconds later, before the old lady's soul went to the heavens, a young and fair maiden came. The maiden knocked on the door, and the prince got-Oh wait, this is supposed to be for the whole family. Anyways, the prince opened the door and said "Comee in and shelter yourself, fair maiden! Time is ticking, the lava shall engulf you if you do not hurry!" The old lady witnessed everything, and placed a curse on the prince, turning him into a vile, ugly looking be-Uh... We need a beast here!
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A little side story: Thingy the Blob's Quest for a Beast
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On a fair and sunny day, our beloved author... gets smashed by hurled rotten eggs and tomatoes Is sitting behind a recruitment desk.
Thingy: Alright, calling all beasts existing in RO!
Lo and behold, a baphomet comes!
Thingy: Too scary!
Baphomet's feelings are hurt, and it cries its way home. Then, a Lunatic came!
Thingy: Too cute!
Lunatic: Would you like tea?! No I am not crazy! Crazy not I am! Ahahahahahaha! Tea?! TEA?!?! CARROT TEA?!?! AHAHAH-SSSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH
Sorry, but the bloody scenery could not be produced with text alone. Now, we shall observe how our next beast do! A punk (you know, those flying dust bunny things) comes!
Thingy: Too dirty!
Punk: I am NOT dirty! I am completely chast an-
Thingy: Too literally dirty.
Punk: DAMN!
The Punk leaves the stage, and a Werewolf steps up
Thingy: Too dange-
Werewolf: Do I get the job or what?!
Thingy: Too danger-
Werewolf: I better...
Thingy: Um... Uh... Ah... sweats like crazy
Werewolf: Spit it out, do I get the job?! shines sharp fangs
Thingy: Y-y-y-yes you d-d-d-d-do! N-n-n-n-now go up and break a l-l-l-leg!
Werewolf: You telling me to break my leg?!
Thingy: Yes! I mean... N-NO!
Werewolf: Make up your mind!
Thingy: NO! NEVER!
Werewolf growls, gets the wrong idea, and the following scene has a severely mutilated corpse of our author, so it should not be seen by children under the legal age to see violence.
Well, thats the end of that little side story, back to the main!
-ast. "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!" Says the prince. The old ha-I mean lady says "Only when a fair maiden who can love your ugly form may break the curse!" With that, she disappeared
"Well, fair maiden, will your lovely form be the form which is respected as queen by all of the people?" Asked the prince, who is now a werewolf.
With a sharp shriek straight to the ears, the fair maiden the prince had just saved ran out the door, and got burnt to a crisp by lava, and so ends the little story about this beast.
One day, some random old guy with an absolutely beautiful daughter whom he stupidly named "Ytueb"(luckily the daughter gave herself a better name, which was "Beauty") went into the forests alone. He forgot to tighten the bag which carried all his canned tuna(Don't ask me how they invented canning back then), and was stranded, lost without food. He stumbled upon the castle of our handsome prince.
"Dear prince, please, allow me to stay the night and give me some food!" The old geezer begged.
Learning the lesson, and not knowing this was a dumb old geezer unlike the old lady, the prince offered the old geezer a feast, as well as a grand room. "But I have one request of you, old gee-I mean dear old sir. I wish for your daughter to come and serve me as a payment." The prince added before the old geezer left. The old geezer, being the idiot that he is, agreed.
Now, don't ask me how the hell the prince knew the old geezer had a daughter, I had no idea...
The old geezer left for home, and upon going home, the old geezer called for his daughter.
"Ytueb! Come to me! I beseech thee!" The old geezer cried.
"Father, I am not a summoned beast, and my name is Beauty!" Beauty, our so beloved heroine who is working as a Kafra employee in Comodo. Her eyes lost its pupil, and had no shine, making her look like a possessed and controlled creature rather than a human.
"Ytueb, I wish for you to leave for the castle of that burnt down city. The werewolf in there wishes for your assisstance!" The old geezer commanded.
"Yes father, I shall go, and my name is BEAUTY!!!" Our beloved heroine replied, and threw her clipboard at her father's face, stole her father's car, and left for the castle while cheering inside, knowing she might meet the prince if she is to serve the werewolf of the castle, with the added bonus of being away from her idiotic father.
But, not all is well, a random muscle bound idiot, uh, I forgot his name so I'll call him Nwarb... Nwarb loved Beauty more than anybody. He set out to stop her, but ofcourse he got trampled by her horse, and it wasn't exactly a nice scene to watch, so... yea...
At the castle, our heroine, Yte-I mean Beauty, has already arrived at the gates. After only a minute or so of travelling? Damn, that's some rocket boosted horse she's got! Anyways, she knocked on the door, and the door came crashing down at her. But before she was crushed, the werewolf got in front of her and stopped the door from crushing her into a pancake. It was then when Beauty fell in love with the creature.
They fell in love, they danced, they played, blahblahblah, yay, all happy and stuff! The only thing to do before the curse was marriage. You fill up this section with your imagination, cuz I'm too lazy to think of something myself.
But before the marriage, there was an assault. It was Nwarb. Nwarb(with his embarracingly stupid name) became the leader of the local villagers, and they marched towards the castle since the day he got trampled over. Damn, this proves how godly Beauty's rocket boosted horse was! Anyways, they laid seige on the castle, so Nwarb can marry Beauty instead. But the werewolf growled, and everybody got scared, and Nwarb got teared to pieces. So they married and lived happily ever after, just that without his werewolf form the prince didn't have the power to clean up the mess he made by tearing the innards out of Nwarb, so they always had a bloody mess at their door, but they lived happily ever after.
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The End
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What happened to the old geezer? I don't know! I just know that he died.
Old Geezer: Calling me old geezer?! I'll change you into something fearsome!
(insert lightning effects)
Old Geezer: That'll teach you!
AHHH! I look like... GASP! A BLOB! Any lady friends out there that-
... Oh wait, I am a blob.
Nevermind.