"I suggest we get to looking for clues in groups," says McGonagall. "We can cover more ground that way." Dumbledore looks at her in agreement, "Very good, we will split into two groups," he said. "I've taken the liberty of dividing us already."
"Ginny, Draco, Hermione, Professor Snape, and myself will be in Group A," he said. "Professor McGonagall, I'd like you and Professor Trelawney to take Ron, Harry, and Cho. You will be Group B, let's head out."
"Aww," said Draco, "I always get stuck with the losers. Now Cho Chang's team, Grrrowl!"
Dumbledore lead his team down the corridor. "I don't see why we're looking around for a dangerous killer ourselves," said Hermione.
Draco turned to her, very drunk and wobbly looking, "Ummmm, who have you been fighting these past years if you're so afraid of killers? Now for the love of God, could somebody please get me some rum!"
"Here we are!" said Dumbledore. He opened the door to the Room of Requirement and everyone went in. Percy's dead body lay in the middle of the room. "Oh yes, I thought it would turn up there. Now, we will perform an autopsy of sorts to see just how Percy Weasley died."
"RUM!!" shouted Draco. He ran to a bottle in the corner and started kissing it. "Oh yes! I love this room! If the Room of Requirement was a girl, I would jump on it."
Suddenly, Professor Snape went rigid. "Somebody's coming!" he said.
"I've got it covered," said Dumbledore. He appeared to be concentrating and the room turned into a glorious lounge of sorts, playing some crazy jazz music. In place of robes, everyone looks like a bunch of flappers and mobsters. But poor Snape, instead of wearing a suit and a very awesome hat like the rest of the boys, was in a flapper dress with a rather large feather sticking out behind his head. He looked quite angry and was about to say something, when the footsteps got closer.
"Quickly, you need to all pretend that you are doing something," said Professor Dumbledore. Draco and Ginny started sipping some rum, Dumbledore was fiddling with the record player, but Hermione stood there, unmoving.
"Professor, what do we do with Percy's dead body?" Sure enough, Percy's body still lay in the middle of the floor. Dumbledore looked up. "Hmm, we'll need a good cover. Ginny, you know what to do."
Ginny reluctantly left her place alongside Draco. She pulled Percy's body onto one of the plush velvet sofas and appeared to be making out with it.
"What the hell?" shouted Draco. "That's your brother AND he's dead!"
"It's a cover, don't worry about it," said Ginny.
Suddenly, Hermione jumped on top of Professor Snape and pushed him onto another one of the nearby couches and forcefully starts making out with him. Professor Snape tries to push her away, but at that very moment, the door opened.
"Ginny, Draco, Hermione, Professor Snape, and myself will be in Group A," he said. "Professor McGonagall, I'd like you and Professor Trelawney to take Ron, Harry, and Cho. You will be Group B, let's head out."
"Aww," said Draco, "I always get stuck with the losers. Now Cho Chang's team, Grrrowl!"
Dumbledore lead his team down the corridor. "I don't see why we're looking around for a dangerous killer ourselves," said Hermione.
Draco turned to her, very drunk and wobbly looking, "Ummmm, who have you been fighting these past years if you're so afraid of killers? Now for the love of God, could somebody please get me some rum!"
"Here we are!" said Dumbledore. He opened the door to the Room of Requirement and everyone went in. Percy's dead body lay in the middle of the room. "Oh yes, I thought it would turn up there. Now, we will perform an autopsy of sorts to see just how Percy Weasley died."
"RUM!!" shouted Draco. He ran to a bottle in the corner and started kissing it. "Oh yes! I love this room! If the Room of Requirement was a girl, I would jump on it."
Suddenly, Professor Snape went rigid. "Somebody's coming!" he said.
"I've got it covered," said Dumbledore. He appeared to be concentrating and the room turned into a glorious lounge of sorts, playing some crazy jazz music. In place of robes, everyone looks like a bunch of flappers and mobsters. But poor Snape, instead of wearing a suit and a very awesome hat like the rest of the boys, was in a flapper dress with a rather large feather sticking out behind his head. He looked quite angry and was about to say something, when the footsteps got closer.
"Quickly, you need to all pretend that you are doing something," said Professor Dumbledore. Draco and Ginny started sipping some rum, Dumbledore was fiddling with the record player, but Hermione stood there, unmoving.
"Professor, what do we do with Percy's dead body?" Sure enough, Percy's body still lay in the middle of the floor. Dumbledore looked up. "Hmm, we'll need a good cover. Ginny, you know what to do."
Ginny reluctantly left her place alongside Draco. She pulled Percy's body onto one of the plush velvet sofas and appeared to be making out with it.
"What the hell?" shouted Draco. "That's your brother AND he's dead!"
"It's a cover, don't worry about it," said Ginny.
Suddenly, Hermione jumped on top of Professor Snape and pushed him onto another one of the nearby couches and forcefully starts making out with him. Professor Snape tries to push her away, but at that very moment, the door opened.