Two Ministry officials walk into the room.
"Good Lord! This looks like some kind of orgy!" said a fit man who looked to be in his 40s.
"Err, you sure we've got the right place, Bob?" asked the other, who was about the same age, but overweight rather than fit. "This just looks like a party of sorts."
The man who apparently was named Bob cleared his throat. "Ahem. We are here from the Ministry of Magic. We have reports of the unforgivable curse, Avada Kedavra being used here and we are here to check that out."
The two men walked around the room, past Dumbledore, Draco, and the two couples making out on the couch.
"What in the hell is that!" exclaimed Bob as he passed one of the couches. "Lou, get over here!"
Lou walked past Hermione and Snape, staring intently. "She must be drunk," he finally said to Bob. "Wonder if she knows she's making out with another girl."
Bob's face scrunched up, "That's a girl?" she said nodding towards Snape. "I feel sorry for her mirror."
Lou moved in closer. "It has to be a girl, why else would she have a dress on?"
Snape was pretty angry and embarrassed. His cheeks flared up a bright red and his eyes narrowed.
"Ouch! You bit me!" hissed Hermione, who's lip was now bleeding.
"Excuse me, gentlemen," said Dumbledore. "I am the Headmaster at this school, may I help you with something."
Bob turned around, facing Dumbledore quite gruffly. "Yes, just what the hell is going on? This is supposed to be an institute of learning, and young girls are making out with very ugly middle-aged women. And even more importantly, someone used Avada Kedavra right under your nose. And look, that kid is drinking his weight in rum!"
Draco Malfoy turned to them, "Oh yes, do try the rum!"
"Are you mocking my partner?" said Lou, moving towards Draco.
"He's your partner? Haha! Hermione Granger should be in here, then it'd be a real rainbow convention!" said Draco.
"Why you little!" exclaimed Lou rushing towards Draco, but he was stopped by Bob. "No sense in getting brutality charges against you," Bob said. "I'm afraid we'll have to take all of you in for questioning..."
"Inpedimenta!"
The two cops are frozen still and everyone looks at Ginny, who's wand was smoking. "Come on! Now's our chance!" she says. "We need to get away from the pigs now! Quick! We need to disguise ourselves in case they see us again."
"Good Lord! This looks like some kind of orgy!" said a fit man who looked to be in his 40s.
"Err, you sure we've got the right place, Bob?" asked the other, who was about the same age, but overweight rather than fit. "This just looks like a party of sorts."
The man who apparently was named Bob cleared his throat. "Ahem. We are here from the Ministry of Magic. We have reports of the unforgivable curse, Avada Kedavra being used here and we are here to check that out."
The two men walked around the room, past Dumbledore, Draco, and the two couples making out on the couch.
"What in the hell is that!" exclaimed Bob as he passed one of the couches. "Lou, get over here!"
Lou walked past Hermione and Snape, staring intently. "She must be drunk," he finally said to Bob. "Wonder if she knows she's making out with another girl."
Bob's face scrunched up, "That's a girl?" she said nodding towards Snape. "I feel sorry for her mirror."
Lou moved in closer. "It has to be a girl, why else would she have a dress on?"
Snape was pretty angry and embarrassed. His cheeks flared up a bright red and his eyes narrowed.
"Ouch! You bit me!" hissed Hermione, who's lip was now bleeding.
"Excuse me, gentlemen," said Dumbledore. "I am the Headmaster at this school, may I help you with something."
Bob turned around, facing Dumbledore quite gruffly. "Yes, just what the hell is going on? This is supposed to be an institute of learning, and young girls are making out with very ugly middle-aged women. And even more importantly, someone used Avada Kedavra right under your nose. And look, that kid is drinking his weight in rum!"
Draco Malfoy turned to them, "Oh yes, do try the rum!"
"Are you mocking my partner?" said Lou, moving towards Draco.
"He's your partner? Haha! Hermione Granger should be in here, then it'd be a real rainbow convention!" said Draco.
"Why you little!" exclaimed Lou rushing towards Draco, but he was stopped by Bob. "No sense in getting brutality charges against you," Bob said. "I'm afraid we'll have to take all of you in for questioning..."
"Inpedimenta!"
The two cops are frozen still and everyone looks at Ginny, who's wand was smoking. "Come on! Now's our chance!" she says. "We need to get away from the pigs now! Quick! We need to disguise ourselves in case they see us again."