Disclaimer: As you all should know by reading my stories. I am not quite
yet the owner of any sort of sanity, much less Inuyasha and Co.
AN: Yayness! This is a filler chapter for Sleeping Sango to keep you guys all happy and satisfied and to keep the killer monkey noodle bugs from eating me! . What I meant to say is that you should read this until I get all the other updates done so I can start working on this series.
Sleeping Sango
Chapter One
How Did We End Up Here?
~*~*~*~Last Time~*~*~*~
"Yea, not strong enough to break the spell, yada, yada, first love's kiss, blah ,blah, blah, break the spell, yea. Now can we go get some sake?"
~*~*~*~Now~*~*~*~
"Alright, remind me how I ended up with diaper duty?"
"You're the only one that doesn't make a face when you smell her diapers."
"I, Sesshoumaru, can make a face."
The sound of a pin being dropped upon the floor would have been audible, the room was so silent. The four fairies stared at the bundle sleeping so peacefully in Kagome's arms. How had they ended up here, in a secret cottage in the middle of Inuyasha's forest? Ah yes, of course. They were Princess Sango's fairy godparents, and of course, when the evil fairy Kikyou-Who-Needs-Moisturizer had threatened the young girl, the duty of taking care of the now cursed child had fallen into the hands of the "oh so powerful fairies." Yes, this was how they were thrust into the situation at hand. The celebratory party had been canceled, and the worried parents had spoken to the equally frightened godparents about whether or not Kikyou's return was a possibility. There had, of course, only been one logical answer.
"Why don't you take care of her?"
The suggestion had sent the Queen into such a rage that she had actually slapped her husband. As the fairies watched half amused and still half serious the apparent leader, Kagome, had nodded in agreement.
"It is our duty, as her godparents."
"Of course it would only be until she was sixteen, the curse would never come to pass"
"You'd have to burn all the spindles in the land."
"It can be done."
"Very well than . . . we leave, tonight."
Almost all at once there was general outpour of dismay, and in one case agreeableness (is that a word?).
"YAY! A BABY!"
"No f***ing way!"
"I, Sesshoumaru, refuse to take care a child."
Not that it mattered anyway, for Kagome had already made up her mind and had decided to keep hold of the child. And so, the four weary godparents, and the disguised princess had made their way to Kaede's Cottage hidden deep in Inuyasha's forest by carriage, leaving behind a kingdom, and in the middle of it, a fire, full of spindles. This was where they were now.
"So Sesshoumaru has diaper duty, I'll help Kagome with cooking, Inuyasha, you're doing the cleaning."
"What?! I'm not some servant!"
"I, Sesshoumaru (Lol I love the whole I, Sesshoumaru cliché thing), believe we should just use magic to fulfill our needs."
"And what we say to her when she grows up and becomes inquisitive?"
"Yea Mr. Fluffy, it's not like normal people can use magic."
"Hate to agree with the kid, but he's got a point."
"Did you just call I, Sesshoumaru, Fluffy?"
"ANYWAY, we have more pressing matters?"
"What's that?"
"Who's going to go in there and change her diaper?"
Three of the four fairy godparents headed off "elsewhere" leaving Sesshoumaru, to march bravely into the stinking cottage.
AN: ~Ducks flying objects~ I SAID IT WAS A FILLER! Don't worry, the next chapter will be twice the length of this one (maybe more) as always, REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW!
AN: Yayness! This is a filler chapter for Sleeping Sango to keep you guys all happy and satisfied and to keep the killer monkey noodle bugs from eating me! . What I meant to say is that you should read this until I get all the other updates done so I can start working on this series.
Sleeping Sango
Chapter One
How Did We End Up Here?
~*~*~*~Last Time~*~*~*~
"Yea, not strong enough to break the spell, yada, yada, first love's kiss, blah ,blah, blah, break the spell, yea. Now can we go get some sake?"
~*~*~*~Now~*~*~*~
"Alright, remind me how I ended up with diaper duty?"
"You're the only one that doesn't make a face when you smell her diapers."
"I, Sesshoumaru, can make a face."
The sound of a pin being dropped upon the floor would have been audible, the room was so silent. The four fairies stared at the bundle sleeping so peacefully in Kagome's arms. How had they ended up here, in a secret cottage in the middle of Inuyasha's forest? Ah yes, of course. They were Princess Sango's fairy godparents, and of course, when the evil fairy Kikyou-Who-Needs-Moisturizer had threatened the young girl, the duty of taking care of the now cursed child had fallen into the hands of the "oh so powerful fairies." Yes, this was how they were thrust into the situation at hand. The celebratory party had been canceled, and the worried parents had spoken to the equally frightened godparents about whether or not Kikyou's return was a possibility. There had, of course, only been one logical answer.
"Why don't you take care of her?"
The suggestion had sent the Queen into such a rage that she had actually slapped her husband. As the fairies watched half amused and still half serious the apparent leader, Kagome, had nodded in agreement.
"It is our duty, as her godparents."
"Of course it would only be until she was sixteen, the curse would never come to pass"
"You'd have to burn all the spindles in the land."
"It can be done."
"Very well than . . . we leave, tonight."
Almost all at once there was general outpour of dismay, and in one case agreeableness (is that a word?).
"YAY! A BABY!"
"No f***ing way!"
"I, Sesshoumaru, refuse to take care a child."
Not that it mattered anyway, for Kagome had already made up her mind and had decided to keep hold of the child. And so, the four weary godparents, and the disguised princess had made their way to Kaede's Cottage hidden deep in Inuyasha's forest by carriage, leaving behind a kingdom, and in the middle of it, a fire, full of spindles. This was where they were now.
"So Sesshoumaru has diaper duty, I'll help Kagome with cooking, Inuyasha, you're doing the cleaning."
"What?! I'm not some servant!"
"I, Sesshoumaru (Lol I love the whole I, Sesshoumaru cliché thing), believe we should just use magic to fulfill our needs."
"And what we say to her when she grows up and becomes inquisitive?"
"Yea Mr. Fluffy, it's not like normal people can use magic."
"Hate to agree with the kid, but he's got a point."
"Did you just call I, Sesshoumaru, Fluffy?"
"ANYWAY, we have more pressing matters?"
"What's that?"
"Who's going to go in there and change her diaper?"
Three of the four fairy godparents headed off "elsewhere" leaving Sesshoumaru, to march bravely into the stinking cottage.
AN: ~Ducks flying objects~ I SAID IT WAS A FILLER! Don't worry, the next chapter will be twice the length of this one (maybe more) as always, REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW!