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whatsoever over Inuyasha and Co.}
AN: Yay, another update from the authoress that never updates, meaning that people gently peck away at her spirit and soul until she is forced to update or die from the horrible pecking death. (Just kidding guys, I LOVE YOUR REVIEWS). As you should know, I'm putting my own twist to this story, so there will be no happy singing and dancing and la di daing in this chapter, this is the first meeting of "Sasu" (Sango) and Mirhoushi (Miroku).
Sleeping Sango
I am but . . .
~*~ Sango's POV~*~
I'm not stupid. I've been trained by my uncles Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha in the martial arts, and in those of detection. I know that they aren't my real parents, but they have taught me well. I also learned about "The Birds And the Bees" before I should have, at least from when I imagine other girls should learn about it. When my elder cousin Shippou had been taught, I had been listening, and so of course I knew that no man should touch a woman in the way the boy currently lying flat on his face in front of me, should have touched me, at least not unless they are married. So obviously, the moment I had felt the hand on my buttocks, I had sprung into action, both screaming, and smashing down my wooden sword (no boomerang : ( ) upon his head, knocking him down, possibly unconscious.
~*~Third Person POV~*~
And so Sasu knelt down in front of the humbly dressed boy, reaching to his left wrist to feel his pulse, not minding the other hand, which was slowly inching it's way towards the more rounded areas of her backside.
**WHACK**
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!!"
Miroku stared dumbly at the girl beside him as she sat up. She was beyond beautiful, looking like a goddess in a street maiden's clothing she glowed. Of course, he wasn't about to tell her that as he would with any other maidens. After all, he wasn't dressed as a Prince should be, instead he had donned his grandfather's monk robes and gone outside exploring the area known as Inuyasha's Forest. And so he had happened upon this girl, with long, dark , waist length hair, and equally dark eyes. His hand, thinking on it's own had almost magnetically been attracted to the lovely rump that this girl had in her possession, and he had found himself knocked down to the ground before he could captivate her with his charm. And so he responded with the stutter of a surprised young monk.
"My lady, I am but a simple . . . "
"Pervert? Jerk? Completely out of line . . . "
"Monk"
"Why don't you start acting like it."
"Forgive me if this sounds forward, but would you bear my . . . "
"SASU! DINNER"
Looking behind her Sango gathered her wooden sword and started heading off in the direction of her home. Glaring back at the "monk" she grumbled in an almost amiable manner.
"What's your name?"
"Mir.Houshi!."
"Mirhoushi?"
"Um . . .yes, yes fair lady, and if I may know your name?"
"SASU!!!!!!!"
"Oh, never mind, well then, until we meet again, fair Sasu."
Blushing ever so slightly Sango quickly ran back, narrowly avoiding another dinner call from Kagome, she spent the entire night, thinking about her new friend Mirhoushi.
AN: Paginkus, now you guys don't have to keep asking me for updates. Umm . . . let's see . . . I have three other story updates, so I'm not sure when the next chapter for this will come. You know, ~hint hint~ reviews might help speed me along.
AN: Yay, another update from the authoress that never updates, meaning that people gently peck away at her spirit and soul until she is forced to update or die from the horrible pecking death. (Just kidding guys, I LOVE YOUR REVIEWS). As you should know, I'm putting my own twist to this story, so there will be no happy singing and dancing and la di daing in this chapter, this is the first meeting of "Sasu" (Sango) and Mirhoushi (Miroku).
Sleeping Sango
I am but . . .
~*~ Sango's POV~*~
I'm not stupid. I've been trained by my uncles Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha in the martial arts, and in those of detection. I know that they aren't my real parents, but they have taught me well. I also learned about "The Birds And the Bees" before I should have, at least from when I imagine other girls should learn about it. When my elder cousin Shippou had been taught, I had been listening, and so of course I knew that no man should touch a woman in the way the boy currently lying flat on his face in front of me, should have touched me, at least not unless they are married. So obviously, the moment I had felt the hand on my buttocks, I had sprung into action, both screaming, and smashing down my wooden sword (no boomerang : ( ) upon his head, knocking him down, possibly unconscious.
~*~Third Person POV~*~
And so Sasu knelt down in front of the humbly dressed boy, reaching to his left wrist to feel his pulse, not minding the other hand, which was slowly inching it's way towards the more rounded areas of her backside.
**WHACK**
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!!"
Miroku stared dumbly at the girl beside him as she sat up. She was beyond beautiful, looking like a goddess in a street maiden's clothing she glowed. Of course, he wasn't about to tell her that as he would with any other maidens. After all, he wasn't dressed as a Prince should be, instead he had donned his grandfather's monk robes and gone outside exploring the area known as Inuyasha's Forest. And so he had happened upon this girl, with long, dark , waist length hair, and equally dark eyes. His hand, thinking on it's own had almost magnetically been attracted to the lovely rump that this girl had in her possession, and he had found himself knocked down to the ground before he could captivate her with his charm. And so he responded with the stutter of a surprised young monk.
"My lady, I am but a simple . . . "
"Pervert? Jerk? Completely out of line . . . "
"Monk"
"Why don't you start acting like it."
"Forgive me if this sounds forward, but would you bear my . . . "
"SASU! DINNER"
Looking behind her Sango gathered her wooden sword and started heading off in the direction of her home. Glaring back at the "monk" she grumbled in an almost amiable manner.
"What's your name?"
"Mir.Houshi!."
"Mirhoushi?"
"Um . . .yes, yes fair lady, and if I may know your name?"
"SASU!!!!!!!"
"Oh, never mind, well then, until we meet again, fair Sasu."
Blushing ever so slightly Sango quickly ran back, narrowly avoiding another dinner call from Kagome, she spent the entire night, thinking about her new friend Mirhoushi.
AN: Paginkus, now you guys don't have to keep asking me for updates. Umm . . . let's see . . . I have three other story updates, so I'm not sure when the next chapter for this will come. You know, ~hint hint~ reviews might help speed me along.