the real chapter 3! YAY!
Boss Okay, we're back again and the next scene is... Scenes From A Hat!
audience (not worthy of being capitilized.)
Bijou How can it be scenes from a hat when it is already a scene?
Boss It is because there should be an organization called ETWFB' which means exterminate the wortless fatso barney' , and because I said so.
audience
Boss Okay, if you haven't seen this before than this is what happens. The four hamsters come up and make up scenes to fit the discriptions on the cards that I pull out. We chose the best cards that the (reviewers) sent us. (Which is only like 8 scenes.) Okay, and the first one is The good and the bad news' and...GO!
::Hamtaro steps up:: Hamtaro Well Howdy is gone...Oxnard when did you get so big?
::Hamtaro steps off and Stan steps on:: Stan Well the city is finally rid of cats ::sees an invisible sign:: what's this secret cat club meeting to kill all the hamsters in the world relocated to LA' mean?
::walks off Oxnard comes on:: Oxnard Well I'm finally on my diet ::sees sign:: Oh no! they rescheduled the all-you-can-eat-sunflower-seed-buffe next week!
Boss Okay, next is If Adaolf Hitler came back from the dead...' and ... GO!
Bijou Yay! The French will once again rule! ::everyone gives her weird looks::
Boss Okay... I think that ends that. The next one is People who shoulden't sing'.
Hamtaro All I can say is Howdy.
Oxnard I'm singing in the rain...
Bijou Britney Spears. (Yay!!!!)
Boss and we'll do the rest of the Scenes from a hat in the next chap. REVIEW! DARTH VADER CAMMANDES YOU! FOR HE IS THE RULER OF THE WORLD! UNLIKE THAT BUTT_UGLY GOOD ANAKIN!