Disclaimer: I'm saving, still can't afford them . . . sigh I'll have to hire some other anime to attend my non-existent birthday party.

AN: No excuses for my lack of updating, just an apology and an update.

WARNING: This chapter is extremely stupid and silly, if you do not enjoy such things, don't read.

Sleeping Sango

Ultimate Jinx

Last Time

"If it isn't the wand waving fairies come here to greet the beautiful, intelligent, talented, powerful, artistic, famous, charming, polite, well moisturized. . ."

Miroku could only grin as he held up the sword that Inuyasha had thrust into his hand, after Kagome had untied him from the wall, at Kikyou's neck.

"I take back the great and might Kikyou thing. . ."

Now

Miroku was just about to slice the sword across Kikyou's throat when the room began to rumble. He was distracted for just a second as he looked to make sure the others were all right, unfortunately...it was just that second that Kikyou needed to transform into a large, flaky scaled, dragon...

"Meep..."

"Kagome! Get Shippou out of here!"

Nodding, Kagome grabbed the offended fairy and made her way out of the room as it started to cave in. Kikyou was now full sized, having broken her head through the roof. Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru, and Miroku watched with growing sweatdrops as they realized that Kikyou's large head had been the only thing to get through the roof, leaving the rest of her stuck.

"Oh shit..."

Miroku grinned widely as he raised his sword and threw it directly into Kikyou's heart...

Later

"Well that was easy..."

"Yeah..."

"Almost too easy..."

"I'm just glad it's over..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

All eyes turned onto Kagome, who was wondering what she had said to receive the suddenly silent response. She let out a yelp as Inuyasha exploded and pointed an accusing finger at her.

"WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?! YOU NEVER SAY THAT! Everyone knows that you never say "it's over!" that's like the ultimate jinx!"

And indeed...it would be...

AN: o.o;; Don't hurt me? (Review)