The Adventures of Mr Flinstoner Part 1

"The Magic Pills"

Remember!! Fred Flinstoner isn't my creation!! It's my brothersand our dearest friend Becca so enjoy Fred Flinstoner: Alright this is an effen stick up for my crack ya see!?! Dino's got a million diapers at home that need changin and I need some wackyness to get my mind off the stench!! Crack dealer: Say what gangsta Stoner? Yo not makin tha bedrock for tha lady at home?

Fred Flinstoner: ::frowns:: yes im not big

Crack dealer: yo we got some magic pills that'll increase yo sex drive and make sure yo and yo wife get all the pleasure yo can give ::smiles ear to ear::

Fred Flinstoner:why thank you!!!!!!!! this can work better can crack!!

::Fred Flinstoner hops in his car and pats his pocket with the magic pills in it::

::Says to himself:: Ahh this is better than the first time I started to begin my crack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::Flinstoner arrives at home then hops outta his car only to be greated by his loving pet Dino::

Fred Flinstoner: Down Dino down before I effen strangle you!!

::Wilma hears the screams and curses and smiles with glee::

Wilma: Oh hunny!! I love you baby!!!!

Pebbles: My crack addicted dada! ::smiles lovingly::

Fred: Screw you baby!! I'm gonna screw your moma!!!1

::Pebbles crys::

Fred: Not again!!!! Why aren't you at the whore house getting it on with BamBam!?!

::Pebbles looks confused at her stoner pops::

Fred: Wilma!! I got some magic pills to make my dick grow the size of the Titanic!!! Wilma: Oh baby! That's real hot, but what the effe is a titanic?

Fred: i dont kno either but it sounds really big!!!!!!

That's it..I'm sorry it's so short but trust me..the upcoming ones will be way longer!! Review if ya wanna it's not like I'm gonna put a gun up to your head and kill ya if you don't.