The Adventures of Mr Flinstoner pt 2
Like I said before..Flinstoner isn't my creation..its my bro Shrakou M Hedgehog and one of my bestest friends Becca's!! Well anyone enjoy the chapter cuz I know you will!!
::Fred and Wilma continue into the bedroom::
::Fred then goes into the bathroom to take some of his "magic pills" and he notices his bottle says "idoit pills: guranteed to make idoits smile::
::Fred looks around and takes some of them then he instantly gets insane::
::Fred runs into the bedroom and does Wilma and Wilma notices that his dick turned into crack!!!::
Wilma: Uhhh Fred dearest?
::Fred is thrusting and thrusting till Wilma then pulls one of his pointy elf ears::
Fred: What in the name of crack is it Wilma??! I'm tryin to get my Flintstoner groove on!
Wilma: Uhh I think you should look at your dick dearest..
Fred: Oh no I don't know what you think of me as Wilma..I may be a stoner..but I am not and I repeat..NOT a masterbater..
Wilma: Oh shut the fuck up and just look dammit!!
::Fred looks at his then crumbling off dick for it was made of crack..he broke off a piece and put it in his bong..and puffs it::
Fred: Jeez man!! This stuff is great!! Oh my crack! I love this more than anything!!!!
Wilma: Fred..hunny.. That is your dick you just broke off and is smoking..
::Fred inhales deeper and lightly blows the smoke outta his mouth and gets his buzz!! Yay stoner party!!::
Fred: Mmm tasty!!
::Wilma rolls her eyes and gets up to make breakfast for the family::
::Fred puts on his gay tie and queer dress and walks out::
Fred: MMMMM MMMM MMM Crack eggs and crack!!!! What a way to start my morning!!!!!!!!
Wilma: Just how you like it!! Full of crack!!!!!
Fred: Aww how did you know? ::smiles contently::
Wilma: Stoner's wife intuition..
::Fred then kisses Wilma and Pebbles and his stash of crack goodbye and hops in his car::
::He stops to pick up Barney::
Fred: BARNEY RUBBLE!! GET UR PATHETIC WEED SMOKIN ASS THE HELL OUT HERE!!
Barney: Alright Fred I'm comin damn you stoner!!!!
::They drive half way to work and see a sign that says "All the crack has been burned!!!! Crack is now available nowhere!!"::
::Barney and Fred panic and rush over to the local crack dealer::
Crack dealer: Oh my crack FLINSTONER ITS TRUE they took all our crack!!
Fred: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That's it for chapter 2!! Hmm I wonder how Fred will get outta this one just read to find out!! And as I said before..review if ya wanna it's not like Ima kill you if ya don't.
Like I said before..Flinstoner isn't my creation..its my bro Shrakou M Hedgehog and one of my bestest friends Becca's!! Well anyone enjoy the chapter cuz I know you will!!
::Fred and Wilma continue into the bedroom::
::Fred then goes into the bathroom to take some of his "magic pills" and he notices his bottle says "idoit pills: guranteed to make idoits smile::
::Fred looks around and takes some of them then he instantly gets insane::
::Fred runs into the bedroom and does Wilma and Wilma notices that his dick turned into crack!!!::
Wilma: Uhhh Fred dearest?
::Fred is thrusting and thrusting till Wilma then pulls one of his pointy elf ears::
Fred: What in the name of crack is it Wilma??! I'm tryin to get my Flintstoner groove on!
Wilma: Uhh I think you should look at your dick dearest..
Fred: Oh no I don't know what you think of me as Wilma..I may be a stoner..but I am not and I repeat..NOT a masterbater..
Wilma: Oh shut the fuck up and just look dammit!!
::Fred looks at his then crumbling off dick for it was made of crack..he broke off a piece and put it in his bong..and puffs it::
Fred: Jeez man!! This stuff is great!! Oh my crack! I love this more than anything!!!!
Wilma: Fred..hunny.. That is your dick you just broke off and is smoking..
::Fred inhales deeper and lightly blows the smoke outta his mouth and gets his buzz!! Yay stoner party!!::
Fred: Mmm tasty!!
::Wilma rolls her eyes and gets up to make breakfast for the family::
::Fred puts on his gay tie and queer dress and walks out::
Fred: MMMMM MMMM MMM Crack eggs and crack!!!! What a way to start my morning!!!!!!!!
Wilma: Just how you like it!! Full of crack!!!!!
Fred: Aww how did you know? ::smiles contently::
Wilma: Stoner's wife intuition..
::Fred then kisses Wilma and Pebbles and his stash of crack goodbye and hops in his car::
::He stops to pick up Barney::
Fred: BARNEY RUBBLE!! GET UR PATHETIC WEED SMOKIN ASS THE HELL OUT HERE!!
Barney: Alright Fred I'm comin damn you stoner!!!!
::They drive half way to work and see a sign that says "All the crack has been burned!!!! Crack is now available nowhere!!"::
::Barney and Fred panic and rush over to the local crack dealer::
Crack dealer: Oh my crack FLINSTONER ITS TRUE they took all our crack!!
Fred: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That's it for chapter 2!! Hmm I wonder how Fred will get outta this one just read to find out!! And as I said before..review if ya wanna it's not like Ima kill you if ya don't.