Disclaimer~:*:~ I do not own Dragonball Z nor do I own any of the characters. I'm just a messed up person with a perverted boyfriend and a perverted cousin. Anyways...on with my lame ass story...\m/^-^\m/. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "It's been a long time, hasn't it, Kakarot?"

"But...Chi Chi killed you!"

"Ah, yes...her. Afraid not. I'm very much alive, and so is King Vegeta and half of the vampire armies. You really didn't think that she could kill someone like me, did you?"

"Look, I'm not with the vampires anymore, and neither is Vegeta. So why don't you just-"

"Fuck off, Asshole!"finished Chi Chi.

"Ah, the Chi Chi girl. The vampires heard that she is half angel, half vampire, and that she is in fact...the key."

"The key? The key to what?"

"Now, would I really tell you? I don't think so."

"Why are you here? You couldn't have come all this way just to tell us that!"

"I've come to give you a message from King Vegeta. Either give up the girl now, or the entire army will be on your ass."

"You already know my answer, BITE ME!!! I would never hand Chi Chi over to her so-called father. She's mine! She belongs to me now. So just leave us alone!"

"Very well. I shall see you in time, little brother." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A/N: Sorry that chapter was so short. I've been busy with two projects for school and I haven't had much time to write any new chapters lately. So I might be updating sometime soon. I don't know when though. I'll try and get some new chapters up sometime soon.