A/N:::Hey! This has turned into a joint fic, cause my partner has no time! While I am joining, i'm going to warn you, I changed Darien's sissy Rei into Darien's sissy Angel. Cause that's my signature character...or one of em. Anyways, the standard I-don't-own-SM blah blah blah. We do own Angel and Kailey entirely, though! So no using em.

I have a very different writing style than Kinboshi does, so it'll be noticed. Sorry. But I like to cuss and be descriptive I promise I'll keep it pg-13. Thank you all you peoples who reviewed and told us how great we were!!!!(---VAIN!!!!) Sorry it took so long! Oh, and a warning; I don't have a spell checker, so bear with.

Now on to the theatre!

When Serena and Kailey had finished unpacking her bags as best they could they had already become friends. The two girls walked out of the room sweating and laughing. Apparently Serena had either said or done something incredibly funny, being as neither one could peice together a coherent sentence. As soon as they recovered enough to walk, Kailey headed for the kitchen and called over her shoulder to her new friend.

"Want some pop?" she asked,pulling out a glass bottle that had two indentations in the neck and a marble in the bottom.

"Sure!' Serena replied happily. She walked over and grabbed the proffered bottle greedily. Kailey laughed and pulled out another one for herself. The girls sat down at the small breakfast bar to drink their sodas. they barely even noticed the door open and close until the enterer was standing infront of them. Kailey broke off the conversation and turned to the girl with a slightly exasperated air.

"Hey sis," she sighed.

Serena gawked at the figure before her. The girl couldn't have been taller than 5'4" and had brown hair with natural red ends that hung to her waist. What Serena was oggling was her dress.

The girl had pearls and small diamond like jewels crowning her head and more on her slender neck. She was very pale, and her ears were slightly pointed like an elfs. Her dress was a long white renaissance style dress with a shimmery quality about it. All in all she was incredibly beautiful, even if she was dressed like an elvish princess.

"Sorry," she said in a voice that completely broke the spell her image had cast. "If I'd have known you were going to be hear already i would have changed at the theater. Please, give me a minute." Before Serena could answer the girl had whisked herself off to a bedroom down the hall and disappeared.

"Who was that?" Serena asked when she could find the words again.

"Her?" Kailey drawled. "That's my twin sister, Angel. She's kinda weird."

Serena glanced in the direction the other girl had gone. "You mean she dresses like that all the time!?" she asked.

"Oh, no," Kailey corrected herself. She volenteers down at the Children's Theater and stuff. They just did Lord of the Rings for a fundraiser. She was cast as Arwen."

At this moment, Angel emerged from the room, this time dressed in a pair of hip huggers and a black tube top with the word 'Hooters' printed on it in light blue. She was scrubbing at one of her ears vigorously, the other back to a normal round shape already.

"That's the last time I take ur advice and use crazyglue," she groaned as she glared at her sister. "Where's Dar'?"

Kailey nodded toward the bathroom door. "Taking a shower," she replied.

"Fuck," Angel bit out as she ripped her ear apart, returning it to a round shape as well. "Shit that hurt," she complained.

"Save it for Aragorn," Kailey taunted. Angel smacked her on the shoulder as she walked into the kitchen.

Darien had decided that it was time to get out of the shower when he heard his sisters fighting. He walked out in a robe and almost choked when he saw his student. It was that brat from the high school! The one with the meatball hair. He quickly ducked into his room and dressed himself. He peaked out and saw that Meatball-Head was still preoccupied. He krept up behind her. Heck, he thought.Might as well have a little fun. At the last minute he changed his mind and turned on his little sister instead.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kialey screamed and jumped as her brother pounced on her back. Angel laughed hysterically and Serena spun around and gasped. Darien laughed too, ignoring the girl beside Kailey as best he could. He really didn't want to face the fact he was stuck with her for the next three months.

Serena felt her heart fall to the pit of her stomach when she turned around. The brother the twins had been talking about, the guy she was supposed to live with for the next three months, was that jerk from the high school who had called her a meatball head! Somehow she knew she had just entered her own personal hell.

A/N::: Thank you for reading. Hope it was long enough for ya. PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!! I f you don't review, I'll electrocute your pillow! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Okay, so i won't electrocute your pillow, but I'll think of something to do to you all... Anyways, yeah.

I don't own LotR, sorry I menationed it I guess. NOT! And the weird bottle I mentioned is a type of Japanese pop bottle. I think it's like a novelty pop bottle, but a friend of mine from Japan used to drink them all the time. Whatever. Hope you enjoyed! Sorry if it was too short for ya.