When we last left off, Stuff happened. Link got the master sword, and other things...
Link: "SAY HELLO TO THE RODEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Kino: "Huh?"
Old man's Ghost: "OOGA BOOGA!" pops out of the tv screen that link was playing EB0 on
Link: "WAH!" Falls out of his charir.
Old man's Ghost: "Wahaha! It never looses it's touch after seven years..."
Kino: o-o "Ghost!"
Link: "Neither does this." Temporarily corporializes and then punches the old man's ghost.
Old mans Ghost: "Ow... anymoo, we need to Destroy Gannon! And save the triforce now!"
Link: "OK. I'm gonna need guns. Lots of guns."
Old man's Ghost: "What's a gun?"
Link: "This." Corporializes the Old Man's Ghost again and shoots him with a pistol.
Omochao: randomly appears "Whee!"
Old man's Ghost: takes the gun and shoots link in the foot "Don't do that..."
Link: "Ow! Well, anyway..." Area turns to white and Link is suddenly wearing leather black clothes with sunglasses, and guns come out of the whiteness. "Whoo! This is just like the first Matrix!"
Old man's Ghost: Looks at Kino blankly
Kino: looks at Old man's Ghost blankly
Link: "YOU'RE ALL STANDING IN MY WAY!" Grabs the nearest gun and tries to shoot all present, but it turns out to be an apple launcher.
Kino: o-o "Apples!" eats apples
Link: Takes out a knife. "OK, who here has blood that isn't me?"
Kino: "Don't Kill me Link-sama"
Link: "Well, then get me someone ELSE with blood."
Kino: pushes Omochao infront of Link "SACRIFICE!"
Omochao: "HEY!"
Link: "...OMOCHAO DON'T HAVE BLOOD!"
Kino: pulls out Dracula "SACRIFICE!"
Link: "DOH!" Falls. "Whoawhoawhoawhoawhoa!"
Old man's Ghost: watches link fall down a gigantic flight of stairs
Link: "Now, Kino, I've got the upper hand! This is about the entire Land of Hyrule, so you'd better do as I say!"
Kino: "OKIES!"
Old man's ghost: "Wah!" Flails arms "Link What are you doing!?"
Link: Smiles evilly. "You'll see." Pushes Kino at a random conveniently placed window in the whiteness. "GO FIND A HUMAN!"
Kino: finds Eggman and pulls him out "HERE!"
Link: "Heh heh heh..." Tries to cut Eggman, but fat comes out instead of blood." "WTF?!"
Kino and Old man: oO;
Link: "Get a BETTER human." Pushes Kino and Eggman out the window again.
Kino: finds some random man off the streets and brings him "here?"
Link: "YES!" Cuts the man and begins drawing symbols on the ground with his blood.
Kino: oO "Whaaa? W... T... F...?" clings to Steve who just happens to be standing nearby
Link: "Muahahaha..." Begins chanting in Latin.
Steve: "Link, are you mentally stable?"
Link: Eyes red. "And to the dark lord Ganon....."
Steve: "WAH!" Flails arms "WAAAH!" Everyone else joins in and runs around in circles
The blood begins to glow red.
everyone else still running around Flailing arms and screaming
Omochao: Clings to link "I'm scared!"
Link: "RESIST! DEFY!" Redness begins to flood the whiteness.
Steve: Pulls out a gun and Shoots link in the other foot
Link: Snatches the gun from Steve and crushes it with one hand. "YOU ARE ALL DOOMED!"
Steve: Pulls out some holy water and splashes link with it, and magically Kino and The Old man become Priests "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!"
Link: Hisses as his skin begins smoking. Eyes glow reder.
Kino and Old man: Chanting
The room is now completely filled with red, which begins to take shape into a dark dungeon in Ganon's lair.
Link: "Enough of that!" Begins to glow red.
Steve: Smashes an open fist on Links head and begins to crush his skull "STOP THIIIS!"
Link: Is now completely red light, and Steve's hand is going through.
Steve: "Wah! I failed!"
Omochao begin to flood the room
When who do you think, Eggman appears to save the day!
Link: Begins to grow and change, until is a large pig-like monster, like Ganon. "I... Am.... Dark Ryinku!"
Kino: "Then where is link?"
Dark Ryinku: "I AM Link! Muahahaha!" Points at the old man's ghost. "YOU shall be my first victim." The ghost of the old man begins to burn away.
Kino: "AHH! MAJORA'S MASK REFRANCES!"
Steve: "WAH!" Flails arms
Dark Ryinku: Steps on Steve and Kino. "And are YOU gonna say anything, fat man?"
Eggman: "Why yes..." Holds up some bacon "WAH hahahaha! YOur weakness!" Then the EggWalker appears out of no where and he gets in
Dark Ryinku: "Oh ho, you wish to battle me! Well..." Takes out an Eggesphere. "GET READY TO FIGHT!"
Eggman: Oo uses the lazer Cannon on him "Yosh!"
Dark Ryinku: Jumps out of the way. "Fool!" Throws the Eggesphere. "EVIL KING SHOES! I CHOOSE YOU!"
Eggman: "WAH!" Flails arms Shoots Evil king shoes with the Lazer Missles
Badnik Ishntknew: Evil King Shoes: Deflects them all with psychic energies. "YOU NEED AN EGGEMON TO FIGHT ME!"
Eggman: "RUBBERBAND MAN! I CHOOSE YOU!" Throws out an Eggshpere
Evil King Shoes: "How pathetic."
Rubberband man: WAH! Slaps Evil King shoes
Evil King Shoes: "OW! You'll pay!" Uses Hyper Beam on Rubberband Man.
RUBBER BAND MAN TAKES 20 DAMAGE!!!
Rubberband man: WAH! uses Fissure
Evil King Shoes: "Heh heh heh..." Floats to avoid the attack, then causes giant meteors to fall from the sky towards Rubberband Man.
Rubberband man: WAAAAH! Dissapates
RUBBERMAND MAN FAINTED!
Evil King Shoes: "Muahahahaaaaa..." Dies due to the slap.
Eggman: Glares at Ryinku
Dark Ryinku: "Well... Ummmm..." Charges at Eggman. "HAAAAAA!"
Eggman: pulls out another Eggsphere "GO! KAMAKAZE WATERMELLON!"
Dark Ryinku: "OO What now?"
Kamakaze watermellon: WHEHEEE! Flys into Ryinku Exploding on Impact
KAMAKAZE WATERMELLON FAINTED!
Dark Ryinku: "Nooooooooooo!" Dies.
Eggman: "YOSH!"
Ganondorf: Walks in. "Hi!"
Rings: 0 Score: 10000 Ranking: E
Eggman: "Who? What? Who are you?"
Steve: Gets up and dusts himself off then helps Kino
Ganondorf: "They call me Ganon! Blue giant pig Ganon! Even though I'm not in giant pig form..."
Eggman: "Well I'm fatter than you so HA!"
Ganondorf: "Oh well." Takes the last Triforce piece from Link. "Finally! All the Triforce is mine! MUAHAHAHAHA-"
Five hours later.
"-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-"
12 weeks later...
"HAHAHAHA-"
2800 years later...
"HAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Eggman: dead
Steve: "Hi Gannondorf!"
Ganondorf: "You should be dead by now."
Steve: "No, You should."
Ganondorf: "I'm immortal due to the Triforce of Power. You're mortal due to being a normal human."
Steve: goes Super "Wanna make a bet?"
Ganondorf: "Hmph." Wishes Steve dead with the Triforce.
Steve: still alive "HA!" holds up hand and a blue triforce peice appears "I hold one of the Peices to the triforce of randomness making me immune!"
Ganondorf: "Oh well. This entire area is under my control." The ground under Steve's feet turns into red, non-solid light.
Steve: floating "You forgot I went super Dragon Ball Z style right...?"
Ganondorf: "No. But you forgot about THIS." The red light swallows Steve.
Red light: "Yuuuuum."
Steve: "AHH!" Falls
suddeenly Two stonned kids with a box of Pizza come in through the door
Ganondorf: "Yes, what is it?"
Kid 1: eats a piece and becomes Mullio
Kid 2: eats a piece and becomes Mulligi
Mullio: "Wahoo! Prepare to feel the wraith of Mullet power!"
Ganondorf: Wishes himself a mullet. "You were saying?"
Mullio: "even with that fake Mullet you'll never beat us!"
Mullio and Mulligi so Super Mullian
Ganondorf: "Muahahaha. But watch this!" Triforce begins to glow.
Mulligi: "too late!" Punches Gannondorf in thet stomache and steals his lunch
Ganondorf: "OOF! But... YOU'RE too late!"
The world explodes and "Happy End" comes out of it.
back on earth
Mulligi: What happened?
Ganondorf: "YOU'RE. ALL. DEAD." Disappears.
the world reappears
Link: "YAY! YOU SAVED EARTH!"
Narrarator: He's dead too. THE END.
Other narrarator: That's not cool man... you totally ruined the show!
Narrarator: Too bad. Credits roll.
Credits: Script by
Ishntknew and Steve
Ideas:
Steve and Ishnt
Humor:
Steve and Ishnt
Plot holes provided by: Ishnt
Ishnt: "Wah! ME?! YOU'RE the one who revived Steve, Kino, and Link!"
Other help: Doc Eggman, Kino Makoto, and Jason
Steve: "Shut up foo'! Yo' ruinin' the Credits!"
Ishnt: "Hmph!" Punches Steve.
Omoish: "GRAVY FOOD!"
Steve: doubled over xX "ouches..."
THE END!
Link: "SAY HELLO TO THE RODEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Kino: "Huh?"
Old man's Ghost: "OOGA BOOGA!" pops out of the tv screen that link was playing EB0 on
Link: "WAH!" Falls out of his charir.
Old man's Ghost: "Wahaha! It never looses it's touch after seven years..."
Kino: o-o "Ghost!"
Link: "Neither does this." Temporarily corporializes and then punches the old man's ghost.
Old mans Ghost: "Ow... anymoo, we need to Destroy Gannon! And save the triforce now!"
Link: "OK. I'm gonna need guns. Lots of guns."
Old man's Ghost: "What's a gun?"
Link: "This." Corporializes the Old Man's Ghost again and shoots him with a pistol.
Omochao: randomly appears "Whee!"
Old man's Ghost: takes the gun and shoots link in the foot "Don't do that..."
Link: "Ow! Well, anyway..." Area turns to white and Link is suddenly wearing leather black clothes with sunglasses, and guns come out of the whiteness. "Whoo! This is just like the first Matrix!"
Old man's Ghost: Looks at Kino blankly
Kino: looks at Old man's Ghost blankly
Link: "YOU'RE ALL STANDING IN MY WAY!" Grabs the nearest gun and tries to shoot all present, but it turns out to be an apple launcher.
Kino: o-o "Apples!" eats apples
Link: Takes out a knife. "OK, who here has blood that isn't me?"
Kino: "Don't Kill me Link-sama"
Link: "Well, then get me someone ELSE with blood."
Kino: pushes Omochao infront of Link "SACRIFICE!"
Omochao: "HEY!"
Link: "...OMOCHAO DON'T HAVE BLOOD!"
Kino: pulls out Dracula "SACRIFICE!"
Link: "DOH!" Falls. "Whoawhoawhoawhoawhoa!"
Old man's Ghost: watches link fall down a gigantic flight of stairs
Link: "Now, Kino, I've got the upper hand! This is about the entire Land of Hyrule, so you'd better do as I say!"
Kino: "OKIES!"
Old man's ghost: "Wah!" Flails arms "Link What are you doing!?"
Link: Smiles evilly. "You'll see." Pushes Kino at a random conveniently placed window in the whiteness. "GO FIND A HUMAN!"
Kino: finds Eggman and pulls him out "HERE!"
Link: "Heh heh heh..." Tries to cut Eggman, but fat comes out instead of blood." "WTF?!"
Kino and Old man: oO;
Link: "Get a BETTER human." Pushes Kino and Eggman out the window again.
Kino: finds some random man off the streets and brings him "here?"
Link: "YES!" Cuts the man and begins drawing symbols on the ground with his blood.
Kino: oO "Whaaa? W... T... F...?" clings to Steve who just happens to be standing nearby
Link: "Muahahaha..." Begins chanting in Latin.
Steve: "Link, are you mentally stable?"
Link: Eyes red. "And to the dark lord Ganon....."
Steve: "WAH!" Flails arms "WAAAH!" Everyone else joins in and runs around in circles
The blood begins to glow red.
everyone else still running around Flailing arms and screaming
Omochao: Clings to link "I'm scared!"
Link: "RESIST! DEFY!" Redness begins to flood the whiteness.
Steve: Pulls out a gun and Shoots link in the other foot
Link: Snatches the gun from Steve and crushes it with one hand. "YOU ARE ALL DOOMED!"
Steve: Pulls out some holy water and splashes link with it, and magically Kino and The Old man become Priests "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!"
Link: Hisses as his skin begins smoking. Eyes glow reder.
Kino and Old man: Chanting
The room is now completely filled with red, which begins to take shape into a dark dungeon in Ganon's lair.
Link: "Enough of that!" Begins to glow red.
Steve: Smashes an open fist on Links head and begins to crush his skull "STOP THIIIS!"
Link: Is now completely red light, and Steve's hand is going through.
Steve: "Wah! I failed!"
Omochao begin to flood the room
When who do you think, Eggman appears to save the day!
Link: Begins to grow and change, until is a large pig-like monster, like Ganon. "I... Am.... Dark Ryinku!"
Kino: "Then where is link?"
Dark Ryinku: "I AM Link! Muahahaha!" Points at the old man's ghost. "YOU shall be my first victim." The ghost of the old man begins to burn away.
Kino: "AHH! MAJORA'S MASK REFRANCES!"
Steve: "WAH!" Flails arms
Dark Ryinku: Steps on Steve and Kino. "And are YOU gonna say anything, fat man?"
Eggman: "Why yes..." Holds up some bacon "WAH hahahaha! YOur weakness!" Then the EggWalker appears out of no where and he gets in
Dark Ryinku: "Oh ho, you wish to battle me! Well..." Takes out an Eggesphere. "GET READY TO FIGHT!"
Eggman: Oo uses the lazer Cannon on him "Yosh!"
Dark Ryinku: Jumps out of the way. "Fool!" Throws the Eggesphere. "EVIL KING SHOES! I CHOOSE YOU!"
Eggman: "WAH!" Flails arms Shoots Evil king shoes with the Lazer Missles
Badnik Ishntknew: Evil King Shoes: Deflects them all with psychic energies. "YOU NEED AN EGGEMON TO FIGHT ME!"
Eggman: "RUBBERBAND MAN! I CHOOSE YOU!" Throws out an Eggshpere
Evil King Shoes: "How pathetic."
Rubberband man: WAH! Slaps Evil King shoes
Evil King Shoes: "OW! You'll pay!" Uses Hyper Beam on Rubberband Man.
RUBBER BAND MAN TAKES 20 DAMAGE!!!
Rubberband man: WAH! uses Fissure
Evil King Shoes: "Heh heh heh..." Floats to avoid the attack, then causes giant meteors to fall from the sky towards Rubberband Man.
Rubberband man: WAAAAH! Dissapates
RUBBERMAND MAN FAINTED!
Evil King Shoes: "Muahahahaaaaa..." Dies due to the slap.
Eggman: Glares at Ryinku
Dark Ryinku: "Well... Ummmm..." Charges at Eggman. "HAAAAAA!"
Eggman: pulls out another Eggsphere "GO! KAMAKAZE WATERMELLON!"
Dark Ryinku: "OO What now?"
Kamakaze watermellon: WHEHEEE! Flys into Ryinku Exploding on Impact
KAMAKAZE WATERMELLON FAINTED!
Dark Ryinku: "Nooooooooooo!" Dies.
Eggman: "YOSH!"
Ganondorf: Walks in. "Hi!"
Rings: 0 Score: 10000 Ranking: E
Eggman: "Who? What? Who are you?"
Steve: Gets up and dusts himself off then helps Kino
Ganondorf: "They call me Ganon! Blue giant pig Ganon! Even though I'm not in giant pig form..."
Eggman: "Well I'm fatter than you so HA!"
Ganondorf: "Oh well." Takes the last Triforce piece from Link. "Finally! All the Triforce is mine! MUAHAHAHAHA-"
Five hours later.
"-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-"
12 weeks later...
"HAHAHAHA-"
2800 years later...
"HAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Eggman: dead
Steve: "Hi Gannondorf!"
Ganondorf: "You should be dead by now."
Steve: "No, You should."
Ganondorf: "I'm immortal due to the Triforce of Power. You're mortal due to being a normal human."
Steve: goes Super "Wanna make a bet?"
Ganondorf: "Hmph." Wishes Steve dead with the Triforce.
Steve: still alive "HA!" holds up hand and a blue triforce peice appears "I hold one of the Peices to the triforce of randomness making me immune!"
Ganondorf: "Oh well. This entire area is under my control." The ground under Steve's feet turns into red, non-solid light.
Steve: floating "You forgot I went super Dragon Ball Z style right...?"
Ganondorf: "No. But you forgot about THIS." The red light swallows Steve.
Red light: "Yuuuuum."
Steve: "AHH!" Falls
suddeenly Two stonned kids with a box of Pizza come in through the door
Ganondorf: "Yes, what is it?"
Kid 1: eats a piece and becomes Mullio
Kid 2: eats a piece and becomes Mulligi
Mullio: "Wahoo! Prepare to feel the wraith of Mullet power!"
Ganondorf: Wishes himself a mullet. "You were saying?"
Mullio: "even with that fake Mullet you'll never beat us!"
Mullio and Mulligi so Super Mullian
Ganondorf: "Muahahaha. But watch this!" Triforce begins to glow.
Mulligi: "too late!" Punches Gannondorf in thet stomache and steals his lunch
Ganondorf: "OOF! But... YOU'RE too late!"
The world explodes and "Happy End" comes out of it.
back on earth
Mulligi: What happened?
Ganondorf: "YOU'RE. ALL. DEAD." Disappears.
the world reappears
Link: "YAY! YOU SAVED EARTH!"
Narrarator: He's dead too. THE END.
Other narrarator: That's not cool man... you totally ruined the show!
Narrarator: Too bad. Credits roll.
Credits: Script by
Ishntknew and Steve
Ideas:
Steve and Ishnt
Humor:
Steve and Ishnt
Plot holes provided by: Ishnt
Ishnt: "Wah! ME?! YOU'RE the one who revived Steve, Kino, and Link!"
Other help: Doc Eggman, Kino Makoto, and Jason
Steve: "Shut up foo'! Yo' ruinin' the Credits!"
Ishnt: "Hmph!" Punches Steve.
Omoish: "GRAVY FOOD!"
Steve: doubled over xX "ouches..."
THE END!