Chapter 2
Leon ran like a drunken, wounded buffalo but still managed to evade all of the zombies in the street. He saw a gun store up ahead.
Leon: Guns! Maybe I can get them cheap due to the zombies. (Runs in store and sees a man at the counter they stare at each other and only when Leon takes a step forward does the man speak.
Gun storeowner: Freeze! Who are you? What are you doing here? After staring at Leon for several minuets they Leon says the inevitable obvious.
Leon: I'm a human! Don't shoot!
Gun store Owner: (Sighs with relief) Would you like some pistol ammo?
Leon: Pistol ammo? (Starts rummaging through all the boxes while the owner goes over to the wall window.)
Leon takes the ammo and wonders if he could somehow get the shotgun and leave when he sees zombies gathering around the window.
Leon: I think you should get away from the window.
Gun storeowner: Oh, don't worry it's the latest "Capcom brand" window glass. It's guaranteed to not break until an unsuspecting moment to generate cheap scares.
The zombies walk over to the door and open it.
Gun storeowner: Damn, I knew I forgot to something!
Zombies eat the owner while Leon, like most RE characters, stares like an idiot.
Gun storeowner: You could help me you know!
Leon: Yeah, I could but I don't want to get my hands dirty.
Gun storeowner: Well you could at least not eat popcorn in front of me.
Leon: (Tosses popcorn) Fine, if you're going to be a baby about it. I'm leaving.
Leon then walked into the next alley which had a basketball court with zombies inside the closed off area. Leon walked over to the fence, aimed and fired off some shots. Yet despite being less than a foot away, he still couldn't hit their heads. After they were dead, Leon tried the door but it didn't open. Leon read the sign on the door. "Capcom brand door, guaranteed to open during unsuspected times to generate cheap scares."
Leon walked towards the van and got the pistol ammo when a zombie appeared out of nowhere and crashed through the door, it headed towards Leon. He shoots it and he goes across the court to a staircase, which he climbed up.
Leon: Garbage strewn all around, unclean streets, a horrible stench, how long have I been in New York?
Leon went downstairs and got the oddly placed ammo. Leon then got on top of a dumpster and readied himself for a significant battle. What's so significant about this battle you ask? Why it's the only one where that the knife is actually a half-decent weapon. While standing on the dumpster, Leon kindly waited until the zombies where in range and began to hack away like O. J. Simpson.
After the knife's five seconds of fame (and any use that it would see in this game) Leon exited the room and into another where zombies were enjoying a meal. Leon would have had to fight them enough space for him to run past them, now onto the bus.
Leon: There may be zombies, but at least I don't have to pay bus fare.
Leon kills the zombies and goes into the police station garden. He finds a journal there and looks at the last entry: "Oh why did I stay in this city? I knew that they were coming with full force and somewhere down the road they would intend to take me out! What could I have done to possibly make my fellow STARS team hate me so much? But now let's talk about Umbrella. After 2 months they decide to finally try to keep us quiet so they send in this freaky-looking thing covered with black leather that looks like Michael Jackson. Frankly, I don't know why they did this. They could have just done what most thugs do to L.A. cops: bribe us.
Leon: What are these weird symbols on this paper?
Leon shrugs and walks over to the large door that would take him to the RPD Headquarters.
Leon: I wonder if this place is safe. (Shouts towards building) Are there any monsters in threr?
Leon hears growls, grunts, and moans from the population of zombies, lickers, and zombie dogs.
Leon: I'll take that as a maybe. (Goes in).
Sample for Chap. 3 Part 1
Leon: Why yes, I am Bruce.
Marvin: Look mister, we already have Slim Shady, so this world doesn't need another blonde haired guy pretending to be black.
Leon ran like a drunken, wounded buffalo but still managed to evade all of the zombies in the street. He saw a gun store up ahead.
Leon: Guns! Maybe I can get them cheap due to the zombies. (Runs in store and sees a man at the counter they stare at each other and only when Leon takes a step forward does the man speak.
Gun storeowner: Freeze! Who are you? What are you doing here? After staring at Leon for several minuets they Leon says the inevitable obvious.
Leon: I'm a human! Don't shoot!
Gun store Owner: (Sighs with relief) Would you like some pistol ammo?
Leon: Pistol ammo? (Starts rummaging through all the boxes while the owner goes over to the wall window.)
Leon takes the ammo and wonders if he could somehow get the shotgun and leave when he sees zombies gathering around the window.
Leon: I think you should get away from the window.
Gun storeowner: Oh, don't worry it's the latest "Capcom brand" window glass. It's guaranteed to not break until an unsuspecting moment to generate cheap scares.
The zombies walk over to the door and open it.
Gun storeowner: Damn, I knew I forgot to something!
Zombies eat the owner while Leon, like most RE characters, stares like an idiot.
Gun storeowner: You could help me you know!
Leon: Yeah, I could but I don't want to get my hands dirty.
Gun storeowner: Well you could at least not eat popcorn in front of me.
Leon: (Tosses popcorn) Fine, if you're going to be a baby about it. I'm leaving.
Leon then walked into the next alley which had a basketball court with zombies inside the closed off area. Leon walked over to the fence, aimed and fired off some shots. Yet despite being less than a foot away, he still couldn't hit their heads. After they were dead, Leon tried the door but it didn't open. Leon read the sign on the door. "Capcom brand door, guaranteed to open during unsuspected times to generate cheap scares."
Leon walked towards the van and got the pistol ammo when a zombie appeared out of nowhere and crashed through the door, it headed towards Leon. He shoots it and he goes across the court to a staircase, which he climbed up.
Leon: Garbage strewn all around, unclean streets, a horrible stench, how long have I been in New York?
Leon went downstairs and got the oddly placed ammo. Leon then got on top of a dumpster and readied himself for a significant battle. What's so significant about this battle you ask? Why it's the only one where that the knife is actually a half-decent weapon. While standing on the dumpster, Leon kindly waited until the zombies where in range and began to hack away like O. J. Simpson.
After the knife's five seconds of fame (and any use that it would see in this game) Leon exited the room and into another where zombies were enjoying a meal. Leon would have had to fight them enough space for him to run past them, now onto the bus.
Leon: There may be zombies, but at least I don't have to pay bus fare.
Leon kills the zombies and goes into the police station garden. He finds a journal there and looks at the last entry: "Oh why did I stay in this city? I knew that they were coming with full force and somewhere down the road they would intend to take me out! What could I have done to possibly make my fellow STARS team hate me so much? But now let's talk about Umbrella. After 2 months they decide to finally try to keep us quiet so they send in this freaky-looking thing covered with black leather that looks like Michael Jackson. Frankly, I don't know why they did this. They could have just done what most thugs do to L.A. cops: bribe us.
Leon: What are these weird symbols on this paper?
Leon shrugs and walks over to the large door that would take him to the RPD Headquarters.
Leon: I wonder if this place is safe. (Shouts towards building) Are there any monsters in threr?
Leon hears growls, grunts, and moans from the population of zombies, lickers, and zombie dogs.
Leon: I'll take that as a maybe. (Goes in).
Sample for Chap. 3 Part 1
Leon: Why yes, I am Bruce.
Marvin: Look mister, we already have Slim Shady, so this world doesn't need another blonde haired guy pretending to be black.