A/N: Yay! No more school, this means I can write more! Sorry for the wait
and all, my internet went haywire for a month, but it's all better now.
And like I promised here is the first of many chapters dedicated to the
characters thoughts.
Chapter 4
"Man, what a long four months! Nothing went right. My bastard roommates ate my only friend for dinner a couple weeks ago. We had barely any time to get to know each other. He was even going to introduce me to the new world of sexy parties."
Rahab begins to think back to that fateful night two weeks ago, "Man, am I hungry!" Dumah roared.
"Well, we could eat Larry the talking pie. He would taste pretty good right about now." Raziel suggested.
So with that the five vampires advanced on the pie and slaughtered him on the sight. Fifteen minutes later Rahab walked in, just getting back from his physics class. His exuberant smile changed to a horrified grimace, blueberry pie marks were smeared all over the faces of his brothers. "You sons of bitches I was going to eat that pie! I'll kill you!"
"Now calm down Rahab," Turel started, "You're just having your period again."
"Damn it! I'm a man Turel!"
"Riiiiggghhhttt." Was heard in unison.
"Then there is the fact that Melchiah sits in his room at night trying to raise Satan, though the best he can do is get a few of his minions to come out. Last night I was even attacked by one...Well, that or Zephon was trying to kill me again. He has strange homicidal thoughts at night, so Dumah and I have decided to keep the door locked at all times so he can't get to us. It gives us a false sense of security."
"Rahab!" Called Raziel, "Get your ass in the car already it's time to get a move on if we want to make it in time to Dad's for Christmas break."
"I'll be there in a minute Raziel!"
Raziel just sighed and mumbled to himself, "That's what you said an hour ago..."
So Rahab jotted down the last few notes he had about how well school had been going. Then he put away his pink diary and hid it under his mattress, he hoped none of the others would ever find it, if they did then that meant he would be the laughing stock of the household."
A/N: Hope you liked it, please review and I'll keep writing!
Chapter 4
"Man, what a long four months! Nothing went right. My bastard roommates ate my only friend for dinner a couple weeks ago. We had barely any time to get to know each other. He was even going to introduce me to the new world of sexy parties."
Rahab begins to think back to that fateful night two weeks ago, "Man, am I hungry!" Dumah roared.
"Well, we could eat Larry the talking pie. He would taste pretty good right about now." Raziel suggested.
So with that the five vampires advanced on the pie and slaughtered him on the sight. Fifteen minutes later Rahab walked in, just getting back from his physics class. His exuberant smile changed to a horrified grimace, blueberry pie marks were smeared all over the faces of his brothers. "You sons of bitches I was going to eat that pie! I'll kill you!"
"Now calm down Rahab," Turel started, "You're just having your period again."
"Damn it! I'm a man Turel!"
"Riiiiggghhhttt." Was heard in unison.
"Then there is the fact that Melchiah sits in his room at night trying to raise Satan, though the best he can do is get a few of his minions to come out. Last night I was even attacked by one...Well, that or Zephon was trying to kill me again. He has strange homicidal thoughts at night, so Dumah and I have decided to keep the door locked at all times so he can't get to us. It gives us a false sense of security."
"Rahab!" Called Raziel, "Get your ass in the car already it's time to get a move on if we want to make it in time to Dad's for Christmas break."
"I'll be there in a minute Raziel!"
Raziel just sighed and mumbled to himself, "That's what you said an hour ago..."
So Rahab jotted down the last few notes he had about how well school had been going. Then he put away his pink diary and hid it under his mattress, he hoped none of the others would ever find it, if they did then that meant he would be the laughing stock of the household."
A/N: Hope you liked it, please review and I'll keep writing!