sugary-flames: This isn't a proper chapter but this is basically what would
happen if Sephiroth and Ron's rat were trapped in a room together.
In this chapter, X this X represents what the rat is doing, and other things such as X ten minutes later X Ya get me?
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Sephy and the rat
Sephiroth: LET ME OUUUUTTT! Stupid, f!!!!!!, goddamn Clod locking me in here. When I get a hold of him I'll...
X ten minutes later X
I'll...
X twenty minutes later X
I'll...
X an hour later X
One million bottles of beer on the wall... one million bottles of beer... catches sight of a small rat biting it's ass in a corner HEEY! You're that dumb, flea-bitten rat I wanted to kill!
Rat: X sniffs the ground X
Sephiroth: Don't look at me like that you incompetent fool! I am superior!
Rat: X chases it's tail X
Sephiroth: What do you mean I'm a sucker? I know a far better word than sucker that I can describe you as.
Rat: X squeaks X
Sephiroth: Shut your hole you moron!
Rat: X growls X
Sephiroth: Time to try out one of those weirdo spells those loonies told me.... Ratsplatus!
Rat: ........ X eyes wide open X
Sephiroth: What planet are you on you bloody...
Rat: ................
Sephiroth: You idiotic...
Rat: .............
Sephiroth: Snap out of it! Stop being hypnotised! Err... walk like a chicken!
Rat: X walks like a chicken X
Sephiroth: Kill yourself!
Rat: X starts flinging itself against the wall X
Sephiroth: X draws masamune X Why should you have all the fun?
Rat: X eyes turn red X
Sephiroth: I hope Ron will remember to come to your funeral, I certainly won't be there! Well, maybe to spit on your grave!
Rat: X jumps up in the air and latches itself onto Sephiroth's face X
Sephiroth: AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!
Rat: X claws at Sephy's face violently X
X door unlocks and opens X
Yuffie: Hiya Sephy! Aww! What a cute little mousy!
Sephiroth: Can't... you... see... it's... on... my... face?
Yuffie: No it's not! X looks down at the rat that is sat upright on the ground cleaning it's whiskers X
Sephiroth: But... um...
Yuffie: Look at it Sephiroth, does that look like a violent killer mouse to you? Does it? Huh, does it?
Sephiroth: Maybe not to you, clueless ninja.
Yuffie: Grr... I am more intelligent that you'll ever be Sephy!
Sephiroth: Oh yeah! X goes nose to nose with her X
Yuffie: Yeah!
Ron: X enters the room X HI EVERYONE!!! X trips over his shoelaces X Oomph! Oh, hi Scabbers! X ties laces, weird fashion X
Yuffie: You called the rat SCABBERS!?!? 00
Sephiroth: Well the demented thing sure lives up to it's name!
Ron: 'It's' a he, and my rat is not demented!
Rat: Barfk? X looks at them in a strange, cross-eyed manner X
Sephiroth: Yup, it's demented.
Ron: Well I'M GOING! And I'm taking this, for next time you try and harm poor Scabbers! X grabs Masamune X
Sephiroth: Give that back you...
Ron: Hmph, you should be expelled from Hogwarts, RAT HATER! X storms out of the room with his shoe-laces tied together X
Sephiroth: COME BACK WITH MY MASAMUNE!!! X yells out of the door, but he is long gone X Quick little bitch.
Yuffie: Anyway, back to the clueless ninja thing... X whips out Shuriken X
Sephiroth: No... don't touch me with that thing!
Yuffie: And what are you gonna do about it? Your precious Masamune is probably lost, knowing Ron!
Sephiroth: Please, Yuff. We're best mates!
Yuffie: Are we now? And what about the rat?
Sephiroth: It's the best ever... rat.
Yuffie: And!?
Sephiroth: It's much more intelligent than me...
Yuffie: Yes, yes, go on...
Sephiroth: And anything but Scabby!
Yuffie: So have you changed your ways, Sephy?
Sephiroth: I... hate... I mean, I love the rat. X manufactures a smile X
Yuffie: Well if you love it so much then... X backs slowly out the door X then you won't mind staying in here even longer! X locks the door X BYE SEPHY!!!
Sephiroth: GRRRR...
Rat: X blinks X
Sephiroth: AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!! X chases it round and round the room X
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sugary-flames: Basically that is what would happen!
In this chapter, X this X represents what the rat is doing, and other things such as X ten minutes later X Ya get me?
o0o
Sephy and the rat
Sephiroth: LET ME OUUUUTTT! Stupid, f!!!!!!, goddamn Clod locking me in here. When I get a hold of him I'll...
X ten minutes later X
I'll...
X twenty minutes later X
I'll...
X an hour later X
One million bottles of beer on the wall... one million bottles of beer... catches sight of a small rat biting it's ass in a corner HEEY! You're that dumb, flea-bitten rat I wanted to kill!
Rat: X sniffs the ground X
Sephiroth: Don't look at me like that you incompetent fool! I am superior!
Rat: X chases it's tail X
Sephiroth: What do you mean I'm a sucker? I know a far better word than sucker that I can describe you as.
Rat: X squeaks X
Sephiroth: Shut your hole you moron!
Rat: X growls X
Sephiroth: Time to try out one of those weirdo spells those loonies told me.... Ratsplatus!
Rat: ........ X eyes wide open X
Sephiroth: What planet are you on you bloody...
Rat: ................
Sephiroth: You idiotic...
Rat: .............
Sephiroth: Snap out of it! Stop being hypnotised! Err... walk like a chicken!
Rat: X walks like a chicken X
Sephiroth: Kill yourself!
Rat: X starts flinging itself against the wall X
Sephiroth: X draws masamune X Why should you have all the fun?
Rat: X eyes turn red X
Sephiroth: I hope Ron will remember to come to your funeral, I certainly won't be there! Well, maybe to spit on your grave!
Rat: X jumps up in the air and latches itself onto Sephiroth's face X
Sephiroth: AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!
Rat: X claws at Sephy's face violently X
X door unlocks and opens X
Yuffie: Hiya Sephy! Aww! What a cute little mousy!
Sephiroth: Can't... you... see... it's... on... my... face?
Yuffie: No it's not! X looks down at the rat that is sat upright on the ground cleaning it's whiskers X
Sephiroth: But... um...
Yuffie: Look at it Sephiroth, does that look like a violent killer mouse to you? Does it? Huh, does it?
Sephiroth: Maybe not to you, clueless ninja.
Yuffie: Grr... I am more intelligent that you'll ever be Sephy!
Sephiroth: Oh yeah! X goes nose to nose with her X
Yuffie: Yeah!
Ron: X enters the room X HI EVERYONE!!! X trips over his shoelaces X Oomph! Oh, hi Scabbers! X ties laces, weird fashion X
Yuffie: You called the rat SCABBERS!?!? 00
Sephiroth: Well the demented thing sure lives up to it's name!
Ron: 'It's' a he, and my rat is not demented!
Rat: Barfk? X looks at them in a strange, cross-eyed manner X
Sephiroth: Yup, it's demented.
Ron: Well I'M GOING! And I'm taking this, for next time you try and harm poor Scabbers! X grabs Masamune X
Sephiroth: Give that back you...
Ron: Hmph, you should be expelled from Hogwarts, RAT HATER! X storms out of the room with his shoe-laces tied together X
Sephiroth: COME BACK WITH MY MASAMUNE!!! X yells out of the door, but he is long gone X Quick little bitch.
Yuffie: Anyway, back to the clueless ninja thing... X whips out Shuriken X
Sephiroth: No... don't touch me with that thing!
Yuffie: And what are you gonna do about it? Your precious Masamune is probably lost, knowing Ron!
Sephiroth: Please, Yuff. We're best mates!
Yuffie: Are we now? And what about the rat?
Sephiroth: It's the best ever... rat.
Yuffie: And!?
Sephiroth: It's much more intelligent than me...
Yuffie: Yes, yes, go on...
Sephiroth: And anything but Scabby!
Yuffie: So have you changed your ways, Sephy?
Sephiroth: I... hate... I mean, I love the rat. X manufactures a smile X
Yuffie: Well if you love it so much then... X backs slowly out the door X then you won't mind staying in here even longer! X locks the door X BYE SEPHY!!!
Sephiroth: GRRRR...
Rat: X blinks X
Sephiroth: AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!! X chases it round and round the room X
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sugary-flames: Basically that is what would happen!