(A/N: As it says in the summary, this is what you get when you consistently
replace words with more Luciusy words in the story "Go, dog, go". So, what
is it you get? You get something twisted, sick, and very stupid. Twist,
author, twist! I felt compelled to post this, just to add another bit of
grim perversion to the world. But hopefully it is entertaining perversion. Ratings confuse me, so I am willing to follow the advice of those more familair with censorship than I on the matter.
Sincerely, The Duchess.)
Go, Lucius, Go
Lucius.
Happy Lucius.
Sad Lupin.
Happy Luciuses and sad Lupins
Happy Luciuses and grumpy Severuses
"Hello!"
"Hello!"
"Do you like my hat?"
"No, it looks like a paper hat made of fur."
"Goodbye!"
"Goodbye"
One happy Lucius going in
Three grumpy Severuses going out
A dark Severus on a blond Lucius
A blond Lucius on a dark Severus
Some happy Luciuses and some sad Lupins
Going around chasing Richards
A Lucius out of a Richard
Two blond Luciuses going up
One dark Severus going down
The blond Lucius is up
The dark Severus is down
The happy Lucius is in
The grumpy Severus is out
A sad Lupin up on a house
A Richard down in the water
Two Luciuses
In a house
On a boat
In the water.
A Lucius over the water.
A Lucius under the water.
"Hello again."
"Hello again."
"Do you like my hat?"
"No, it still looks like it's made of crappy paper."
"Goodbye!"
"Goodbye!"
The Luciuses are all going
around and around and around
"Go around again!"
The cane is up
The cane is black
The cane is over the Severus
It is hot out here in the Severus
It is hot out here under the cane
Now it is night
Three Luciuses
At a party
On a boat
At night
Luciuses at work
Work, Lucius, work!
Luciuses at play
Play, Lucius, play!
"Hello again."
"Hello again."
"Do you like my hat?"
"I told you before I didn't, now piss off!"
"Goodbye!"
"Goodbye!"
Luciuses in Richards again
Going away
Going away fast
(A/N: that's exactly what I would do if I were in a Richard)
Look at those Luciuses go
Go, Lucius, go!
Stop, Lucius, stop!
The Severus is red now
Go, Lucius, go!
The Lupin is green now
Two Luciuses at play
At play up on top
"Go down, Luciuses,
Do not play up there,
Go down."
Now it is night
Night is not a time for play
It is time for torture.
The Luciuses go torture.
They will torture all night.
Now it is day.
The cane is up.
Now it is time for all the Luciuses to get up.
Get up!
It is day.
Time to get going
Go, Lucius, go!
There they go
Look at those Luciuses go!
Why are they going so fast in those Richards?
What are they going to do?
Where are those Luciuses going?
Look where they are going
They are all going to that
Big Severus over there.
Now the Richards stop.
Now all the Luciuses get out.
And look where those Luciuses are going!
To the Severus! To the Severus!
Up the Severus! Up the Severus!
Up they go to the top of the Severus
Why?
Will they work there?
Will they play there?
What is there on top of the Severus?
A Lucius party!
A big Lucius party!
Blonde Luciuses, dark Severuses,
Happy Luciuses, grumpy Severuses,
Sad Lupins, and happy Luciuses,
Sexy Luciuses and delicious Luciuses,
Are all at a Lucius party!
What a Lucius party!
"Hello again."
"Hello again.:
"And now do you like my hat?"
"I do.
What a hat!
I like it!
I like that furry hat!"
"Goodbye!"
"Goodbye!"