June 25.
Of all the days. Of all the days in the world. My first date with Michael in a very... very... VERY long time, and I'm PMSing.
I think I'm going to scream.
Seriously! I'm going to be mean and nasty the whole night! Michael is just this perfect gentlemen type person, opening the doors for me and whatnot, and I'll be all mean and grouchy. That's now way for a princess to act. Maybe I should take a few extra Midol's... or I could...
No. I could do that. I could never steal my mum's meds. Those med's have helped take away the pains the baby is causing her. They're prescription meds... and...
Well, they are just muscle relaxants, after all. No harm could come in taking one. Then I wouldn't feel any cramps, and I wouldn't be in such a bad mood. Michael would think I'm just as charming as ever. It's perfect. Yes. I think I'll do it.
Later, June 25.
Okay. So I'm in the limo on the way to Michael's house. Lily insisted that we pick her up and drop her off, since her boyfriend, Boris is meeting us there. Now, I love Lily with all my heart, and I know she's explained this to me a million times, but... what does she see in Boris?! He's so... gross.
Anyway, I grabbed mom's medicine bottle before she could see, and I popped on pill. Just one. The instructions said take one every four hours as needed, so I plan on taking just one and being done. No more after that.
It was one of the nastiest pills I've ever had in my entire life. It tasted like chalk, trying to taste like cherry, trying to taste like chalk. I had to brush my teeth about three times to get the taste and stench off my breath. You never know who you might be kissing....
Okay, we just pulled up to the Moscovitzes' apartment building. Michael and Lily will be here any minute! I'm so excited! I mean, I know I see them every day and stuff, but it's different when you're going on a date.
After the Movies, June 25.
The movies was really, really fun. My PMS/Period didn't bother me at all! Mom's extensive line of medicines has another purpose: Not only is mom pain free and out of my hair, but it also gets rid of my PMS!
On a sad note, Fat Louie digested another sock. Mom says if he does it one more time, we're putting him to sleep. I just got really upset and locked myself in the loft with Fat Louie. I mean, it's not my fault it happened. It wasn't even my sock he digested (although it was mine the last time)! It was Mr. G's! Excuse me, it was "dad's".
Did I also forget to mention that the pills wear off after four hours? That's why you have to take another. Oi. Now my head hurts from all this ranting. I think I'll go to bed now. Toddles.
Of all the days. Of all the days in the world. My first date with Michael in a very... very... VERY long time, and I'm PMSing.
I think I'm going to scream.
Seriously! I'm going to be mean and nasty the whole night! Michael is just this perfect gentlemen type person, opening the doors for me and whatnot, and I'll be all mean and grouchy. That's now way for a princess to act. Maybe I should take a few extra Midol's... or I could...
No. I could do that. I could never steal my mum's meds. Those med's have helped take away the pains the baby is causing her. They're prescription meds... and...
Well, they are just muscle relaxants, after all. No harm could come in taking one. Then I wouldn't feel any cramps, and I wouldn't be in such a bad mood. Michael would think I'm just as charming as ever. It's perfect. Yes. I think I'll do it.
Later, June 25.
Okay. So I'm in the limo on the way to Michael's house. Lily insisted that we pick her up and drop her off, since her boyfriend, Boris is meeting us there. Now, I love Lily with all my heart, and I know she's explained this to me a million times, but... what does she see in Boris?! He's so... gross.
Anyway, I grabbed mom's medicine bottle before she could see, and I popped on pill. Just one. The instructions said take one every four hours as needed, so I plan on taking just one and being done. No more after that.
It was one of the nastiest pills I've ever had in my entire life. It tasted like chalk, trying to taste like cherry, trying to taste like chalk. I had to brush my teeth about three times to get the taste and stench off my breath. You never know who you might be kissing....
Okay, we just pulled up to the Moscovitzes' apartment building. Michael and Lily will be here any minute! I'm so excited! I mean, I know I see them every day and stuff, but it's different when you're going on a date.
After the Movies, June 25.
The movies was really, really fun. My PMS/Period didn't bother me at all! Mom's extensive line of medicines has another purpose: Not only is mom pain free and out of my hair, but it also gets rid of my PMS!
On a sad note, Fat Louie digested another sock. Mom says if he does it one more time, we're putting him to sleep. I just got really upset and locked myself in the loft with Fat Louie. I mean, it's not my fault it happened. It wasn't even my sock he digested (although it was mine the last time)! It was Mr. G's! Excuse me, it was "dad's".
Did I also forget to mention that the pills wear off after four hours? That's why you have to take another. Oi. Now my head hurts from all this ranting. I think I'll go to bed now. Toddles.