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I should write this:
I don't own any characters.. J.K. Rowling owns it all. I'm just writing a short story… yea blah blah. Just in case she sues my ass.
Sirius got up quickly from the breakfast table, grabbed Remus by his shirt collar (who was still eating and ended up spilling pumpkin juice all over his robes), and dragged him back to the Gryffindor dormitory.
"Wha… Sirius lef mee goe Ima still eefin" said Remus, whose mouth was still stuffed with toast.
"Look Remus we need to come up with a plan to help our boy get the girl. He's so bloody love-sick all over her that he can't think properly…and we both know that James is extremely shy when it comes to girls."
Remus nodded reluctantly, knowing that agreeing with Sirius was the only way he would shut up.
Once they were back in the common room, they started planning….
…4 hours later….
Sirius emerged out of the common room with a pleased look on his face, however Remus's face looked horrified and rather annoyed.
"Now remember Remus, only when Lily is alone and James is nearby…which I'm sure won't be a problem since James is always hanging around her. Got it?"
Sighs "Yes Sirius…." Remus replied in a dull voice.
They walked around Hogwarts looking for Lily. They soon found her in the back of the library, and of course James was not too far away, staring at her with dreamy eyes.
"Psst… Remus I found her!"
Remus rolled his eyes. "Let's just get this over with…"
Sirius and Remus took out their wands and whispered "Dark Ev Li!"
They were soon covered in black, with no trace that they were Sirius and Remus, rather they looked like burglars.
They snuck up behind Lily and jumped out with their wands pointed at her.
"GIVE US ALL YOUR MONEY OR ELSE YOUR HOMEWORK GETS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Sirius.
"Yea give us your money lady" yawned Remus.
"What the hell… go away, I'm trying to study" said Lily.
"NO!!!!! I WANT YOUR MONEY OR ELSE I'M GOING TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU!!!" Sirius raised his voice so James could hear what was going on.
Oh no! Lily is being robbed!!! thought James. I have to save her!!!
"Yea, do what he says" said Remus dully.
James took out his wand and began to approach them. Sirius saw him approaching out of the corner of his eyes and stuck his wand and whacked Lily in the head with it.
Gasp!!!!!!!!! James began to get furious.
"EXCUSE ME I'M TRYING TO STUDY HERE!!!!!!" screamed Lily.
She took out her wand, pointed it at Sirius and Remus and said the words "Dis Ap Pare Ro"!!!!!
Sirius and Remus were thrown back against the wall and a pile of books hit them over the head.
James came running up to Lily. "Lily are you ok?? Did they hurt you?? Are you ok??? Do you need to go the infirmary?? LILY WHY ARN'Y YOU ANSWERING ME!?! LILY ANSWER ME!! ARE YO…"
Lily cut James off. "James, relax I'm fine. I can't study here with twerps who can't even rob me right. I'm going to go study outside. Laters James." She walked out of the library.
James stared after her wistfully, hoping for an invitation to go study with her. He looked back where she was sitting and noticed that she left her quill behind. James picked it up excitedly. Now I have a reason to talk to Lily! With that, he ran after Lily.
Sirius began groaning… "Argh… never try and rob a redhead…"
Remus began rubbing his sides "Bloody hell Sirius, what kind of idea was that… Robbing Lily?!?!?!"
"I was hoping that James would come in and save her from us!!! Like the damsel in distress kind of thing!"
Remus rolled his eyes and got up. "Come on Sirius, let's go to the hospital wing… I think I broke my ribs."
Hehe.. ok that was weird.... sorry about that. Next chapter will be better.
[Reviews are greatly appreciated].
I should write this:
I don't own any characters.. J.K. Rowling owns it all. I'm just writing a short story… yea blah blah. Just in case she sues my ass.
Sirius got up quickly from the breakfast table, grabbed Remus by his shirt collar (who was still eating and ended up spilling pumpkin juice all over his robes), and dragged him back to the Gryffindor dormitory.
"Wha… Sirius lef mee goe Ima still eefin" said Remus, whose mouth was still stuffed with toast.
"Look Remus we need to come up with a plan to help our boy get the girl. He's so bloody love-sick all over her that he can't think properly…and we both know that James is extremely shy when it comes to girls."
Remus nodded reluctantly, knowing that agreeing with Sirius was the only way he would shut up.
Once they were back in the common room, they started planning….
…4 hours later….
Sirius emerged out of the common room with a pleased look on his face, however Remus's face looked horrified and rather annoyed.
"Now remember Remus, only when Lily is alone and James is nearby…which I'm sure won't be a problem since James is always hanging around her. Got it?"
Sighs "Yes Sirius…." Remus replied in a dull voice.
They walked around Hogwarts looking for Lily. They soon found her in the back of the library, and of course James was not too far away, staring at her with dreamy eyes.
"Psst… Remus I found her!"
Remus rolled his eyes. "Let's just get this over with…"
Sirius and Remus took out their wands and whispered "Dark Ev Li!"
They were soon covered in black, with no trace that they were Sirius and Remus, rather they looked like burglars.
They snuck up behind Lily and jumped out with their wands pointed at her.
"GIVE US ALL YOUR MONEY OR ELSE YOUR HOMEWORK GETS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Sirius.
"Yea give us your money lady" yawned Remus.
"What the hell… go away, I'm trying to study" said Lily.
"NO!!!!! I WANT YOUR MONEY OR ELSE I'M GOING TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU!!!" Sirius raised his voice so James could hear what was going on.
Oh no! Lily is being robbed!!! thought James. I have to save her!!!
"Yea, do what he says" said Remus dully.
James took out his wand and began to approach them. Sirius saw him approaching out of the corner of his eyes and stuck his wand and whacked Lily in the head with it.
Gasp!!!!!!!!! James began to get furious.
"EXCUSE ME I'M TRYING TO STUDY HERE!!!!!!" screamed Lily.
She took out her wand, pointed it at Sirius and Remus and said the words "Dis Ap Pare Ro"!!!!!
Sirius and Remus were thrown back against the wall and a pile of books hit them over the head.
James came running up to Lily. "Lily are you ok?? Did they hurt you?? Are you ok??? Do you need to go the infirmary?? LILY WHY ARN'Y YOU ANSWERING ME!?! LILY ANSWER ME!! ARE YO…"
Lily cut James off. "James, relax I'm fine. I can't study here with twerps who can't even rob me right. I'm going to go study outside. Laters James." She walked out of the library.
James stared after her wistfully, hoping for an invitation to go study with her. He looked back where she was sitting and noticed that she left her quill behind. James picked it up excitedly. Now I have a reason to talk to Lily! With that, he ran after Lily.
Sirius began groaning… "Argh… never try and rob a redhead…"
Remus began rubbing his sides "Bloody hell Sirius, what kind of idea was that… Robbing Lily?!?!?!"
"I was hoping that James would come in and save her from us!!! Like the damsel in distress kind of thing!"
Remus rolled his eyes and got up. "Come on Sirius, let's go to the hospital wing… I think I broke my ribs."
Hehe.. ok that was weird.... sorry about that. Next chapter will be better.
[Reviews are greatly appreciated].