"AH SUMMER, THE PERFECT TIME FOR ADVENTURES. ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE HEADED OUT FOR THEIR MOST EXCITING ADVENTURE YET!"
"YEAH!" Bullwinkle exclaimed. "We're gonna be counselors for the Squirrel Scouts!"
"Bullet's gonna be there…" Rocky grumbled.
"YES, THIS SQUIRREL SCOUTS SUMMER CAMP (located in Minnesota's James Woods National Park, founded in 19-whatever by Rocky's mother, Missile J. Squirrel) JUST SO HAPPENED TO BE WHERE ROCKY'S LITTLE COUSIN, BULLET WOULD BE ATTENDING."
"And there's her folks' car!" Rocky exclaimed as the car pulled up. "Hide me Bullwinkle…"
"Come on Rock!" Bullwinkle replied. "She's just a little girl, what harm can she do?"
"Oh, you'll see…" Rocky glared at Bullwinkle.
"IT WAS NOT LONG UNTIL BULLET NOTICED HER OLDER COUSIN.."
"HIII ROCKYYYY!!" Bullet exclaimed, waving her hand wildly.
"Oh no…" Rocky grumbled.
"Bye mommy, bye Todd!" Bullet closed the car door and called to her mother and her mother's new boyfriend, a very muscular, brown squirrel.
"So great that we can drop our kid off at camp together like this, babe…" Todd spoke, leaning in to kiss Bullet's mother, Marge.
"I already think we should see other people." Marge remarked, driving off.
"AS SOON AS THE CAR DROVE OFF, BULLET RAMMED BULLWINKLE IN THE GUT."
(*—SLAM!*)
"—OOF!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, Bullet now on top of his abdomen.
"Hey Mister Bullwinkle!" Bullet smiled, giving the moose a hug.
"Hey Bullet!" Bullwinkle replied, a bit choked up. "What's that package you've got there?"
"Oh that's from my mommy—she told me to give this to you so you could give it to George of the Jungle." Bullet handed Bullwinkle the package.
"BULLWINKLE OPENED UP THE FLAPS, HIS EYES WIDENED GREATLY."
(*saxophone instrumental*)
"Uh, y-yeah gonna put this away now…" Bullwinkle tossed the package aside. "Very inappropriate."
"Look, the other girls are here!" Rocky exclaimed, helping Bullwinkle change the uncomfortable subject.
"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "Squirrels just wanna have fun!" OR "You go Squirrelfriend!"