Heeh heeh, today there was an episode of YGO on TV I've been waiting for for months, but now I've got it! It's the duel betweem Yami Bakura and Bonz. I recorded the episode, of course. Tomorrow there three more episodes on TV I want to record, part of the duel between Yami and Yami Bakura. My Dad deleted those episodes. Yuck, what is that gross smell?
Yami: Uuurgh... she spat on me...
Joey: On me too! There's blood and leg all over me!
Yami Bakura: Human blood? I'm a Yami! This is my temporal body! She spat out my delicious Yami-blood! AND, HIKARI LUNAR, YOU STILL OWE ME A BONE!
Ryou: (holds nose) Oh my goodness! (eyes turn away)
Ryou-Ran: Yugi, Tristan, help me clean up, or Ryou will faint.
Yami Bakura: OO HELP!
Ryou-Ran: Is Hikari Lunar chasing you again?
Yami Bakura: NO! IT'S THE YAMI BAKURA-SHAPED HOLES!
Téa: How can a hole attack someone?
Yami Bakura: MURAI-SAKURA TURNED THEM INTO YAMI-ZOMBIES! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! RYOU! HEEEEELP! (runs around, chased by four "holes")
Yugi: I think Ryou's is having other things on his mind.
Ryou: (holds his breath) Nnnggg! (turns blue)
Tristan: We're almost done, Ryou.
Ryou: XX
Ryou-Ran: Not quick enough. --"
Yami: Let's do the fic and wake Ryou up in the mean while.
Ryou-Ran: Yeah. Who's going to do the disclaimer?
Yami Bakura: Ryou-Ran (pant) does (breathe) not (gasp) own (cough) Yu-Gi- Oh! (double-pant)
Ryou-Ran: Thank you. Okay, ACTION!
'Ryou' is Yami Bakura disguised as Ryou.
THAT FG COMPUTER! Sorry.
My Own Eyes Deceive Me
"Bakura!"Yami cried. "What are you doing out of bed?" 'Ryou' said nothing, but let himself slide down the door a bit. He landed on one knee and pretended to cry. Yami rushed over to him and grabbed him by the arm. "Are you alright?"he asked. 'Ryou' looked up at him. "I saw somebody, Yugi."he weakly said. "We've got to help him..." He tried to stand, but swayed and almost fell. Yami caught him. "Be carefull, Bakura."he said. "Where did you see him?" 'Ryou' pointed at a half-closed door. "In that room... I saw his foot."he said. "God, my head!"
Yami released 'Ryou' and ran over to the door. He entered the room and could vaguely see a blue sneaker stick out from underneath a beam. He tried to lift the beam up, but when he grabbed the sneaker he saw there was no foot in it and there was nobody in that room. He took a closer look at the shoe. He had seen it before. On Ryou's feet. "Bakura has got sneakers like that too!"he thought. "That means..." At that exact moment he heard a metallic "clang" behind him. Someone had shut the door. He heard footsteps behind him and looked at the floor. He could see two feet, one in a blue sneaker, but the other foot was only covered in a white sock. He looked up and saw a pair of blue pants, a blue T-shirt with a green stripe running over it. He could not see the face of the person standing before him. All he saw was what looked like a cloud of wild hair. "I should have known..."Yami softly said.
The person with one shoe and one sock revealed his face. It was Yami Bakura. He grinned. "You should have... but you haven't."he said. He folded his arms. Yami stood, still holding the sneaker of Yami Bakura's alter ego. "What do you want, Spirit of the Millennium Ring?"he asked. Yami Bakura narrowed his eyes underneath the bloodstained bandage. "Simple. I want the Puzzle."he said. "But you know the rules, I must duel with you, otherwise it's useless." Yami growled something. "We can't duel. This ship is in danger. We might die."he said. Yami Bakura's turned into an ugly mask of disgust. "You've been among the mortals too long, Pharaoh. You are beginning to think like a mortal."he said. "Fool!"Yami bellowed. "You are forgetting that when our Hikari's die, we die with them!" He pointed at Yami Bakura. "You are feeling too good about yourself. That will once be your end."
"I've had enough of this!"Yami Bakura suddenly shouted. "Enough with the chatter! Duel!" Both he and Yami activated their duel discs. The tiny bat- shaped projectors flew out. Yami Bakura immediately drew a card. "I play Gurdia in Defense-Mode and two cards face-down."he said. The weak Gurdia appeared on the field with it's paws slapped in front of it's face. Yami drew a card too. He placed a monster on the field. "Beta the Manget Warrior! Ataack his Gurdia and destroy it!"he shouted. Beta attacked and destroyed Gurdia, but immediately some kind of tree appeared around Yami and bit him with sharp teeth. Yami cried out and lost 500 lifepoints that were added to Yami Bakura's collection. "Too bad, Pharaoh! You activated my Fearful Earthbound!"he said. Yami kept losing lifepoints, while Yami Bakura grew stronger.
Until Yami drew Remove Trap. The Fearful Earthbound vanished. Yami sacrificed two monsters and summoned the Dark Magician. Yami Bakura paled. He had been so convinced of himself that he had left Souls of the Forgotten, his weakest card, in attack mode on the field. Yami attacked Souls of the Forgotten with the Dark Magician and destroyed 1600 of Yami Bakura's lifepoints, leaving Yami Bakura 3900. Yami himself had only 2500 left.
But Yami Bakura had drawn a card that would help him very much. "I sacrifice three monsters from my Graveyard and summon Dark Necrofear!" But before he could play the card the ship suddenly made a wrench. Both Yamis fell to the floor. The duel discs hit the floor and were turned off. The monsters disappeared. Yami Bakura gave a furious scream, that was drowned out when the ship howled. The heard the chilling noise of steel scraping against stone.
The sound sent cold ice through Yami's veins. "Yugi, what's that noise?"he asked. "It's... oh no! The ship must have hit an underwater mountain, or something!"Yugi cried.
Yami Bakura did not know what was going on. Ryou was so far away that he could not reach the memory of the boy. The Yami looked around and eventually bolted for the door.
Joey was shocked when Yami Bakura suddenly burst out of a room and ran into him. Yami Bakura got an albow in the face and abruptly turned back into Ryou. Ryou slumped in a heap on the floor. Joey picked him up. "Did Yami Bakura just bang into me?"he asked Tristan. Tristan nodded. "And he's wearing a duel disc. Yugi must be near!" he said. At that moment Yami left the room he had been in. He still held Ryou's shoe. "What's going on?"he asked.
A crewmember of the ship passed by. Yami grabbed the sleeve of the man. "Sir, what is happening?"he asked. The man yanked himself free. "We're sinking, damn it!"he shouted. "We're all going to die!" He ran away. The ship began to capsize.
Joey looked down at Ryou. "We should get into a life-boat, or something. Bakura's not doing well."he said. The wound on Ryou's forehead had begun bleeding again. The gang rushed over to a lifeboat. Panicked people were trying to fight themselves a way in. "This isn't safe."Tristan said. "Let's find another one."
Suddenly Yami Bakura woke up again. Jowy was shocked when he saw two cold eyes stare in his. Yami Bakura was shocked when he noticed one of those mortals carried him. He floundered and fell to the floor. He saw people run and heard them scream. He saw people fall from the roof and get crushed. He saw people being stepped on by others. An insane grin spread across his face. He leapt up and ran away. He ran away from the lifeboats.
Chapter three! The duel was just a minor occurency. The big thing will happen in the next chapter!
Yami: What kind of big thing?
Ryou-Ran: That's just an expression. It means the most important thing of the fic is going to happen in the next chapter.
Yami: Oh, just like "One heap of elephant-junk does not make a Scarabee"?
Ryou-Ran: Uh... kind of.
Ryou: Shouldn't we help Yami Bakura? He's still been chased by those holes.
Joey: Why? He gets what he deserves!
Ryou-Ran: But I'm going to need him for the next chapter and the next story, well, you know.
Ryou: Yes.
Yami Bakura: RA! HELP!
Lightning: (hits Yami-zombie-holes-whatevers)
Yami Bakura: Thank you, Ra!
Ra: Don't mention it.
Téa: BURRRRRRP!
Everybody but Yami Bakura: OO
Yami Bakura: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Téa: Sorry, the blood-flavoured ice-cream made me do that.
Yami Bakura: I can do it better! BlUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRP!
Ryou: BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARCH!
Everybody: OO"
Ryou: Excuse me.
Please review. I'm gonna start a fourth fic soon!
Yami: Uuurgh... she spat on me...
Joey: On me too! There's blood and leg all over me!
Yami Bakura: Human blood? I'm a Yami! This is my temporal body! She spat out my delicious Yami-blood! AND, HIKARI LUNAR, YOU STILL OWE ME A BONE!
Ryou: (holds nose) Oh my goodness! (eyes turn away)
Ryou-Ran: Yugi, Tristan, help me clean up, or Ryou will faint.
Yami Bakura: OO HELP!
Ryou-Ran: Is Hikari Lunar chasing you again?
Yami Bakura: NO! IT'S THE YAMI BAKURA-SHAPED HOLES!
Téa: How can a hole attack someone?
Yami Bakura: MURAI-SAKURA TURNED THEM INTO YAMI-ZOMBIES! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! RYOU! HEEEEELP! (runs around, chased by four "holes")
Yugi: I think Ryou's is having other things on his mind.
Ryou: (holds his breath) Nnnggg! (turns blue)
Tristan: We're almost done, Ryou.
Ryou: XX
Ryou-Ran: Not quick enough. --"
Yami: Let's do the fic and wake Ryou up in the mean while.
Ryou-Ran: Yeah. Who's going to do the disclaimer?
Yami Bakura: Ryou-Ran (pant) does (breathe) not (gasp) own (cough) Yu-Gi- Oh! (double-pant)
Ryou-Ran: Thank you. Okay, ACTION!
'Ryou' is Yami Bakura disguised as Ryou.
THAT FG COMPUTER! Sorry.
My Own Eyes Deceive Me
"Bakura!"Yami cried. "What are you doing out of bed?" 'Ryou' said nothing, but let himself slide down the door a bit. He landed on one knee and pretended to cry. Yami rushed over to him and grabbed him by the arm. "Are you alright?"he asked. 'Ryou' looked up at him. "I saw somebody, Yugi."he weakly said. "We've got to help him..." He tried to stand, but swayed and almost fell. Yami caught him. "Be carefull, Bakura."he said. "Where did you see him?" 'Ryou' pointed at a half-closed door. "In that room... I saw his foot."he said. "God, my head!"
Yami released 'Ryou' and ran over to the door. He entered the room and could vaguely see a blue sneaker stick out from underneath a beam. He tried to lift the beam up, but when he grabbed the sneaker he saw there was no foot in it and there was nobody in that room. He took a closer look at the shoe. He had seen it before. On Ryou's feet. "Bakura has got sneakers like that too!"he thought. "That means..." At that exact moment he heard a metallic "clang" behind him. Someone had shut the door. He heard footsteps behind him and looked at the floor. He could see two feet, one in a blue sneaker, but the other foot was only covered in a white sock. He looked up and saw a pair of blue pants, a blue T-shirt with a green stripe running over it. He could not see the face of the person standing before him. All he saw was what looked like a cloud of wild hair. "I should have known..."Yami softly said.
The person with one shoe and one sock revealed his face. It was Yami Bakura. He grinned. "You should have... but you haven't."he said. He folded his arms. Yami stood, still holding the sneaker of Yami Bakura's alter ego. "What do you want, Spirit of the Millennium Ring?"he asked. Yami Bakura narrowed his eyes underneath the bloodstained bandage. "Simple. I want the Puzzle."he said. "But you know the rules, I must duel with you, otherwise it's useless." Yami growled something. "We can't duel. This ship is in danger. We might die."he said. Yami Bakura's turned into an ugly mask of disgust. "You've been among the mortals too long, Pharaoh. You are beginning to think like a mortal."he said. "Fool!"Yami bellowed. "You are forgetting that when our Hikari's die, we die with them!" He pointed at Yami Bakura. "You are feeling too good about yourself. That will once be your end."
"I've had enough of this!"Yami Bakura suddenly shouted. "Enough with the chatter! Duel!" Both he and Yami activated their duel discs. The tiny bat- shaped projectors flew out. Yami Bakura immediately drew a card. "I play Gurdia in Defense-Mode and two cards face-down."he said. The weak Gurdia appeared on the field with it's paws slapped in front of it's face. Yami drew a card too. He placed a monster on the field. "Beta the Manget Warrior! Ataack his Gurdia and destroy it!"he shouted. Beta attacked and destroyed Gurdia, but immediately some kind of tree appeared around Yami and bit him with sharp teeth. Yami cried out and lost 500 lifepoints that were added to Yami Bakura's collection. "Too bad, Pharaoh! You activated my Fearful Earthbound!"he said. Yami kept losing lifepoints, while Yami Bakura grew stronger.
Until Yami drew Remove Trap. The Fearful Earthbound vanished. Yami sacrificed two monsters and summoned the Dark Magician. Yami Bakura paled. He had been so convinced of himself that he had left Souls of the Forgotten, his weakest card, in attack mode on the field. Yami attacked Souls of the Forgotten with the Dark Magician and destroyed 1600 of Yami Bakura's lifepoints, leaving Yami Bakura 3900. Yami himself had only 2500 left.
But Yami Bakura had drawn a card that would help him very much. "I sacrifice three monsters from my Graveyard and summon Dark Necrofear!" But before he could play the card the ship suddenly made a wrench. Both Yamis fell to the floor. The duel discs hit the floor and were turned off. The monsters disappeared. Yami Bakura gave a furious scream, that was drowned out when the ship howled. The heard the chilling noise of steel scraping against stone.
The sound sent cold ice through Yami's veins. "Yugi, what's that noise?"he asked. "It's... oh no! The ship must have hit an underwater mountain, or something!"Yugi cried.
Yami Bakura did not know what was going on. Ryou was so far away that he could not reach the memory of the boy. The Yami looked around and eventually bolted for the door.
Joey was shocked when Yami Bakura suddenly burst out of a room and ran into him. Yami Bakura got an albow in the face and abruptly turned back into Ryou. Ryou slumped in a heap on the floor. Joey picked him up. "Did Yami Bakura just bang into me?"he asked Tristan. Tristan nodded. "And he's wearing a duel disc. Yugi must be near!" he said. At that moment Yami left the room he had been in. He still held Ryou's shoe. "What's going on?"he asked.
A crewmember of the ship passed by. Yami grabbed the sleeve of the man. "Sir, what is happening?"he asked. The man yanked himself free. "We're sinking, damn it!"he shouted. "We're all going to die!" He ran away. The ship began to capsize.
Joey looked down at Ryou. "We should get into a life-boat, or something. Bakura's not doing well."he said. The wound on Ryou's forehead had begun bleeding again. The gang rushed over to a lifeboat. Panicked people were trying to fight themselves a way in. "This isn't safe."Tristan said. "Let's find another one."
Suddenly Yami Bakura woke up again. Jowy was shocked when he saw two cold eyes stare in his. Yami Bakura was shocked when he noticed one of those mortals carried him. He floundered and fell to the floor. He saw people run and heard them scream. He saw people fall from the roof and get crushed. He saw people being stepped on by others. An insane grin spread across his face. He leapt up and ran away. He ran away from the lifeboats.
Chapter three! The duel was just a minor occurency. The big thing will happen in the next chapter!
Yami: What kind of big thing?
Ryou-Ran: That's just an expression. It means the most important thing of the fic is going to happen in the next chapter.
Yami: Oh, just like "One heap of elephant-junk does not make a Scarabee"?
Ryou-Ran: Uh... kind of.
Ryou: Shouldn't we help Yami Bakura? He's still been chased by those holes.
Joey: Why? He gets what he deserves!
Ryou-Ran: But I'm going to need him for the next chapter and the next story, well, you know.
Ryou: Yes.
Yami Bakura: RA! HELP!
Lightning: (hits Yami-zombie-holes-whatevers)
Yami Bakura: Thank you, Ra!
Ra: Don't mention it.
Téa: BURRRRRRP!
Everybody but Yami Bakura: OO
Yami Bakura: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Téa: Sorry, the blood-flavoured ice-cream made me do that.
Yami Bakura: I can do it better! BlUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRP!
Ryou: BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARCH!
Everybody: OO"
Ryou: Excuse me.
Please review. I'm gonna start a fourth fic soon!