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"I-" Zhen Mei started.
Zhou Yu interrupted "You stupid, insolent girl! Spilling wine on-do you even know who this is? You girl, have stained the robes of Master Sleeping Dragon, the greatest strategist of the age!
"I'm sorry," said Zhen Mei, her voice caught in her throat.
"Really, it's fine," injected a rather stunned Zhuge Liang.
"No, it is not fine!" shouted Zhou Yu, his voice full of rage. "Under the imperial decree bestowed upon me- you shall be executed!
"No...," said Zhen Mei meekly, her eyes wide with fear.
"Yes," answered Zhou Yu. "Yes. Guards?
Finding her legs at last Zhen Mei ran. Zhou Yu did not send the guards after her. His plan was ruined. He no longer cared.
Soon after, the banquet ended. As the Shu generals were leaving, Zhen Mei came out. Zhang Fei glared at her.
"I'm sorry," began Zhen Mei. "Please let me explain.
"Very well. Go on," said Liu Bei.
"General Zhou Yu ordered special Ôspices' be put in your wine. He had these Ôspices' specially delivered, even though our kitchen has stocks of all the spices that can be obtained. As I entered the room, it hit me. The General wanted you poisoned.
"No!" shouted Liu Bei.
"You speak nonsense, girl," said Guan Yu. "Why would he want to Soren us? He needs us to ally ourselves with the south land to defeat Cao," Guan continued.
"What are you trying to do, girl?" menaced Zhang Fei. "What are you, a spy of Cao Cao's trying to foil the alliance between Shu and Wu?
Zhang Fei drew his blade...