Not mine: Yoko Kurama *sad*, Karasu *very sad*. I also don't own the Wild
Arms Series' Guardians.
~The Rabid Fangirls of Kiwiland~
[Yoko Kurama is walking in a large, lush forest, seemingly unaware of the brown-haired catgirl stalking him diligently. He continues walking until the catgirl steps on a twig, breaking it with a audible *snap*. His sensitive fox ears pick the sound up easily, and he whirls around to see. . . ]
MC: YOKO KURAMA! DUUUUCK! *flying tackles him just as three random teenage girls fly out of a bush directly at him*
Yoko Kurama: . Awk! *is flying tackled*
RTG: *hearts in eyes* Kurama! WE LOVE YOU!!!!
RTG1: I love you so much, I have collected every picture on the Internet that even has a glimpse of your tail!
RTG2: _I_ love you so much, I have read all stories on the Web that even mention your name!
RTG3: Well, I love you so much, I have a shrine of you in my room in which I put the printed-out versions of BOTH pictures and stories! ^_^ -- 3
RTGs 1 and 2: NO WAY! HE'S MINE!
RTG3: YEAH RIGHT! He would never even look your way!
RTG1: He's in love with ME!
RTG2: No, he's in love with ME!
RTG3: You're both wrong! HE LOVES ME AND ONLY ME!
[Yoko Kurama and the Mysterious Catgirl watch this exchange with mild intrest.]
Yoko Kurama: Whew, thanks. I would hate to be stuck in a tug-of-war with those three.
MC: Shhh! I've had experience with this kind before! *shifty eyes, pulls out notebook* I wrote my observations in here.
[Yoko Kurama looks in the notebook. All that is written in it is "KARASU" in big block letters covering the entire page. The same is true for the next five pages.]
Yoko Kurama: Er. . . There aren't any observations in here.
MC: *shifty eyes* I said shhh! They might be listening. . .
Yoko Kurama: *blink*
MC: Good. Now, the notes are at the back. Those five pages are my security system, they'll keep any of those *gestures to RTG* fangirls out. Let me demonstrate. *walks over to RTG2*
RTG2: Hey! What do you want?!
MC: Here, look at this. *flips to page seven in notebook*
RTG2: *reads page, eyes get huge* OH. MY. GUARDIANS!
MC: What, don't you like my little story? ^-^
RTG2: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! THAT'S NAAASTYYYY! KARASU IS SOO CREEPY AND WEIRD! HE DOESN'T DESERVE KURAMA!
MC: *nods head* Thank you. That will be all. *walks back over to Yoko Kurama* See? They can't stand it!
Yoko Kurama: Can I read it?
MC: Eh? Sure.
[ The story reads: One day, Kurama was walking in a forest much like the one he's in right now. Suddenly, the all-powerful Karasu jumped out from behind a tree and began to kiss Kurama passionately. Kurama leaned into the other demon's embrace, wrapping his arms around him in rapture--]
Yoko Kurama: Er, I think I've read enough.
MC: Ah well. JUST CALL ME IF YOU EVER HAVE FANGIRL TROUBLE! *jumps up and teleports away*
Yoko Kurama: Eh. . . Sure.
Wheeeee! ANOTHER CHAPTER! YAYSIES! ^-^ Anyway, er, glad to disturb people! It IS my job, after all!
~The Rabid Fangirls of Kiwiland~
[Yoko Kurama is walking in a large, lush forest, seemingly unaware of the brown-haired catgirl stalking him diligently. He continues walking until the catgirl steps on a twig, breaking it with a audible *snap*. His sensitive fox ears pick the sound up easily, and he whirls around to see. . . ]
MC: YOKO KURAMA! DUUUUCK! *flying tackles him just as three random teenage girls fly out of a bush directly at him*
Yoko Kurama: . Awk! *is flying tackled*
RTG: *hearts in eyes* Kurama! WE LOVE YOU!!!!
RTG1: I love you so much, I have collected every picture on the Internet that even has a glimpse of your tail!
RTG2: _I_ love you so much, I have read all stories on the Web that even mention your name!
RTG3: Well, I love you so much, I have a shrine of you in my room in which I put the printed-out versions of BOTH pictures and stories! ^_^ -- 3
RTGs 1 and 2: NO WAY! HE'S MINE!
RTG3: YEAH RIGHT! He would never even look your way!
RTG1: He's in love with ME!
RTG2: No, he's in love with ME!
RTG3: You're both wrong! HE LOVES ME AND ONLY ME!
[Yoko Kurama and the Mysterious Catgirl watch this exchange with mild intrest.]
Yoko Kurama: Whew, thanks. I would hate to be stuck in a tug-of-war with those three.
MC: Shhh! I've had experience with this kind before! *shifty eyes, pulls out notebook* I wrote my observations in here.
[Yoko Kurama looks in the notebook. All that is written in it is "KARASU" in big block letters covering the entire page. The same is true for the next five pages.]
Yoko Kurama: Er. . . There aren't any observations in here.
MC: *shifty eyes* I said shhh! They might be listening. . .
Yoko Kurama: *blink*
MC: Good. Now, the notes are at the back. Those five pages are my security system, they'll keep any of those *gestures to RTG* fangirls out. Let me demonstrate. *walks over to RTG2*
RTG2: Hey! What do you want?!
MC: Here, look at this. *flips to page seven in notebook*
RTG2: *reads page, eyes get huge* OH. MY. GUARDIANS!
MC: What, don't you like my little story? ^-^
RTG2: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! THAT'S NAAASTYYYY! KARASU IS SOO CREEPY AND WEIRD! HE DOESN'T DESERVE KURAMA!
MC: *nods head* Thank you. That will be all. *walks back over to Yoko Kurama* See? They can't stand it!
Yoko Kurama: Can I read it?
MC: Eh? Sure.
[ The story reads: One day, Kurama was walking in a forest much like the one he's in right now. Suddenly, the all-powerful Karasu jumped out from behind a tree and began to kiss Kurama passionately. Kurama leaned into the other demon's embrace, wrapping his arms around him in rapture--]
Yoko Kurama: Er, I think I've read enough.
MC: Ah well. JUST CALL ME IF YOU EVER HAVE FANGIRL TROUBLE! *jumps up and teleports away*
Yoko Kurama: Eh. . . Sure.
Wheeeee! ANOTHER CHAPTER! YAYSIES! ^-^ Anyway, er, glad to disturb people! It IS my job, after all!