Discalimer thingy: I do not own, nor do I want to own, Kuwabara. Eikichi's
not mine either.
KUWABARA VS. THE EVIL RABID WIFFLE BATS
[Kuwabara is sitting at his desk supposedly doing homework. He is obviously not.]
Kuwabara: This is a wonderfully normal, kitty-filled day! *hums* I love kitties! La la kitties! I'm soooo macho! *looks over on the other side of the room* OH NO!
[Mysterious Catgirl is standing by the window.]
Kuwabara: WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT CAT?! IT'S LIKE, ALL MUTATED AND STUFF!
[MC's eye begins to twitch as she scowls]
Kuwabara: DON'T WORRY, LITTLE KITTY! I'LL GET YOU SOME HELP!
[MC's tail twitches in sync with her eye.]
Kuwabara: We need to get you to the vet! You must have come in contact with some nuclear waste, or something!
[This was the last straw for MC. Growling, she pulls out a large wiffle bat.]
MC: Kuwabara no baka! SHINE, BAKA! *starts beating poor Kuwabara*
Kuwabara: Hey! *whap* Ack! *whap* Itai! *whap* Owie! *togg* What was that?
MC: . . .Oops. I think I broke it. *examines bat* Yep, here it is. *points to a miniscule crack near the handle of the bat* You baka. You broke Gav- kun's wiffle bat. Boy, is he gonna be maaaad at you! ^-^
Kuwabara: . . . Who? What? *ding!* Hey, I didn't break it! YOU did!
MC: Prove it.
Kuwabara: Er. . . uh. . . You had it! It's got your finger. . .
[MC holds up her hand/paw so Kuwabara can see it. There are no grooves of any kind on it.]
Kuwabara: . . . Prints. . . on it?
MC: Nice try, for an idiot. But, as long as it was you and not me that broke it, I think we can afford to do the thing properly, eh?
Kuwabara: . . .Mommy.
[MC smashes the bat over Kuwabara's head.]
MC: Now, to do what I came here for! Eikichi! Here kitty! I came like I said I would!
[Eikichi runs over from under the bed where he was hiding.]
Eikichi: Merrrrowww! Translation: Finally! I can get away from this loser! YEE-HAW!
MC: You're welcome!
Eikichi: Nya, meera mya mua mra? So, where are you taking me?
MC: To my place! I've only got girl cats, so I think you'd like it there!
Eikichi: MEEEERRRRA! MRA! WOOOOO-HOOO! BABES!
MC: *sweatdrops* Er. . . okay then. Let's go! WHOOOOOOSSSSHH! ^-^ *cheesy superhero saved the day music*
[Eikichi and MC jump out the window, to the location of the next YYH character for MC, to the ADHQ and "babes" for Eikichi.]
Soooo. . . I HAVE A LOYAL FAN!!! ^________^ Kurama-freak, you ROCK! Thank you for making a simple writer very happy. I've never had a loyal fan before! Hooray for loyal fans! Hooray for furry gerbiloons! Hooray for dirigiberbles! Ahem. . . sorry. ^^; Read and review, flames will be used to warm up this computer room, it gets pretty cold in here sometimes.
KUWABARA VS. THE EVIL RABID WIFFLE BATS
[Kuwabara is sitting at his desk supposedly doing homework. He is obviously not.]
Kuwabara: This is a wonderfully normal, kitty-filled day! *hums* I love kitties! La la kitties! I'm soooo macho! *looks over on the other side of the room* OH NO!
[Mysterious Catgirl is standing by the window.]
Kuwabara: WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT CAT?! IT'S LIKE, ALL MUTATED AND STUFF!
[MC's eye begins to twitch as she scowls]
Kuwabara: DON'T WORRY, LITTLE KITTY! I'LL GET YOU SOME HELP!
[MC's tail twitches in sync with her eye.]
Kuwabara: We need to get you to the vet! You must have come in contact with some nuclear waste, or something!
[This was the last straw for MC. Growling, she pulls out a large wiffle bat.]
MC: Kuwabara no baka! SHINE, BAKA! *starts beating poor Kuwabara*
Kuwabara: Hey! *whap* Ack! *whap* Itai! *whap* Owie! *togg* What was that?
MC: . . .Oops. I think I broke it. *examines bat* Yep, here it is. *points to a miniscule crack near the handle of the bat* You baka. You broke Gav- kun's wiffle bat. Boy, is he gonna be maaaad at you! ^-^
Kuwabara: . . . Who? What? *ding!* Hey, I didn't break it! YOU did!
MC: Prove it.
Kuwabara: Er. . . uh. . . You had it! It's got your finger. . .
[MC holds up her hand/paw so Kuwabara can see it. There are no grooves of any kind on it.]
Kuwabara: . . . Prints. . . on it?
MC: Nice try, for an idiot. But, as long as it was you and not me that broke it, I think we can afford to do the thing properly, eh?
Kuwabara: . . .Mommy.
[MC smashes the bat over Kuwabara's head.]
MC: Now, to do what I came here for! Eikichi! Here kitty! I came like I said I would!
[Eikichi runs over from under the bed where he was hiding.]
Eikichi: Merrrrowww! Translation: Finally! I can get away from this loser! YEE-HAW!
MC: You're welcome!
Eikichi: Nya, meera mya mua mra? So, where are you taking me?
MC: To my place! I've only got girl cats, so I think you'd like it there!
Eikichi: MEEEERRRRA! MRA! WOOOOO-HOOO! BABES!
MC: *sweatdrops* Er. . . okay then. Let's go! WHOOOOOOSSSSHH! ^-^ *cheesy superhero saved the day music*
[Eikichi and MC jump out the window, to the location of the next YYH character for MC, to the ADHQ and "babes" for Eikichi.]
Soooo. . . I HAVE A LOYAL FAN!!! ^________^ Kurama-freak, you ROCK! Thank you for making a simple writer very happy. I've never had a loyal fan before! Hooray for loyal fans! Hooray for furry gerbiloons! Hooray for dirigiberbles! Ahem. . . sorry. ^^; Read and review, flames will be used to warm up this computer room, it gets pretty cold in here sometimes.