A/N: NOOOOOOO!
Draco: What?
Midnight: I almost had the whole chapter written and it got erased!
Draco: Good
Midnight: What was that?
Draco: I mean bad! *rolls eyes*
Midnight: Never mind, lets start over... NOOOOOOO!
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~Dumbledore's Office~
Dumbledore: Sorry Harry, but you will have to be kicked out of Hogwarts for messing up a perfect bathroom by missing the toilet!
Harry: But I had to go bad!
Snape: Kick him!
Dumbledore: Okay
Harry: Nooo!
Dumbledore: *kicks Harry out the window* That should help!
Snape: I'll go tell everyone!
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~Gryffindor Common Room~
Hermione: I wonder what's going to happen to Harry.
Ron: Who cares?
Hermione: Not me!
Snape: *walks in* I am pleased to anno…
Ron: How did you get in here?
Snape: *glares* I walked in.
Hermione: But how did you get past the Fat Lady who is looking extremely fat today?
Snape: I gave her a diet plan and she let me in.
Hermione/Ron: Makes sense
Snape: Okay, as I tried to say earlier, I am pleased to announce, that Harry has been kicked out the window. I mean… kicked out of Hogwarts!
Ron/Hermione: Yay!
Snape: *leaves*
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~Ravenclaw Common Room~
Chiharu: What do you think is going to happen to Harry?
Midnight: Hopefully something bad.
Snape: *walks in* I am happy to announce...
Chiharu: How did you get in here?
Snape: I have the feeling this is going to be a repeat of last time!
Chiharu: What last time?
Snape: Nevermind, but to answer how I got in here... I walked in!
Midnight: But how did you get past the...the...the... wait a second, do we even have anything guarding the door to our common room?
Chiharu: *shrugs* I don't think so.
Snape: See! Anyways, like I was saying I am pleased…
Midnight: I thought there was a big giant fire-breathing dragon guarding the door!
Snape: *looks back*
Fire Breathing Dragon: *burns Snape*
Snape: 50 points for Ravenclaw...
Chiharu: Why are you giving us points?
Snape: Wha? *looks at last thing he said* I meant 50 points FROM Ravenclaw!
Chiharu/Midnight: Oh
Snape: Let me finish now! I am pleased to announce that Harry has been kicked out of Hogwarts window... wait kicked out of Hogwarts. I have to leave now....
Chiharu: *glomps Snape* Bye!
Snape: 50 points for… FROM Ravenclaw *runs out the door*
Midnight: That sure was weird!
Chiharu: Yeah
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~Slytherin Common Room~
Draco: I'm lonely!
Snape: *walks in* Draco, I am pleased to announce that...
Draco: How'd you get in here?
Snape: *glares*
Draco: Oh yeah, you're head of Slytherin!
Snape: Duh! What did you think I was, Fluffy?
Draco: Nope Fluffy knows the password!
Snape: *sweatdrops* I am pleased to announce that Harry has been kicked out of Hogwarts with a pillow. Sorry... he has been kicked out of Hogwarts with no pillow!
Draco: Good. *falls asleep*
Snape: Okay...
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A/N: The end!
Draco: Yay!
Midnight: You didn't let me finish... of the chapter.
Draco: Darn.
Midnight: Be ready for chapter 3... it's coming soon!
Draco: What?
Midnight: I almost had the whole chapter written and it got erased!
Draco: Good
Midnight: What was that?
Draco: I mean bad! *rolls eyes*
Midnight: Never mind, lets start over... NOOOOOOO!
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~Dumbledore's Office~
Dumbledore: Sorry Harry, but you will have to be kicked out of Hogwarts for messing up a perfect bathroom by missing the toilet!
Harry: But I had to go bad!
Snape: Kick him!
Dumbledore: Okay
Harry: Nooo!
Dumbledore: *kicks Harry out the window* That should help!
Snape: I'll go tell everyone!
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~Gryffindor Common Room~
Hermione: I wonder what's going to happen to Harry.
Ron: Who cares?
Hermione: Not me!
Snape: *walks in* I am pleased to anno…
Ron: How did you get in here?
Snape: *glares* I walked in.
Hermione: But how did you get past the Fat Lady who is looking extremely fat today?
Snape: I gave her a diet plan and she let me in.
Hermione/Ron: Makes sense
Snape: Okay, as I tried to say earlier, I am pleased to announce, that Harry has been kicked out the window. I mean… kicked out of Hogwarts!
Ron/Hermione: Yay!
Snape: *leaves*
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~Ravenclaw Common Room~
Chiharu: What do you think is going to happen to Harry?
Midnight: Hopefully something bad.
Snape: *walks in* I am happy to announce...
Chiharu: How did you get in here?
Snape: I have the feeling this is going to be a repeat of last time!
Chiharu: What last time?
Snape: Nevermind, but to answer how I got in here... I walked in!
Midnight: But how did you get past the...the...the... wait a second, do we even have anything guarding the door to our common room?
Chiharu: *shrugs* I don't think so.
Snape: See! Anyways, like I was saying I am pleased…
Midnight: I thought there was a big giant fire-breathing dragon guarding the door!
Snape: *looks back*
Fire Breathing Dragon: *burns Snape*
Snape: 50 points for Ravenclaw...
Chiharu: Why are you giving us points?
Snape: Wha? *looks at last thing he said* I meant 50 points FROM Ravenclaw!
Chiharu/Midnight: Oh
Snape: Let me finish now! I am pleased to announce that Harry has been kicked out of Hogwarts window... wait kicked out of Hogwarts. I have to leave now....
Chiharu: *glomps Snape* Bye!
Snape: 50 points for… FROM Ravenclaw *runs out the door*
Midnight: That sure was weird!
Chiharu: Yeah
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~Slytherin Common Room~
Draco: I'm lonely!
Snape: *walks in* Draco, I am pleased to announce that...
Draco: How'd you get in here?
Snape: *glares*
Draco: Oh yeah, you're head of Slytherin!
Snape: Duh! What did you think I was, Fluffy?
Draco: Nope Fluffy knows the password!
Snape: *sweatdrops* I am pleased to announce that Harry has been kicked out of Hogwarts with a pillow. Sorry... he has been kicked out of Hogwarts with no pillow!
Draco: Good. *falls asleep*
Snape: Okay...
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A/N: The end!
Draco: Yay!
Midnight: You didn't let me finish... of the chapter.
Draco: Darn.
Midnight: Be ready for chapter 3... it's coming soon!