Draco: Hello everyone! Midnight has fallen asleep, but told me to make the next chapter for her!

Midnight: ZzZzZz

Draco: See? Well, this is the chapter, and since its so short, I won't do a divider!

~Chapter 18~

*Everyone dies except for Draco*

Draco: The end!!

Midnight: ZzZzZz *wakes up* DRACO!!!!

Draco: EEP! Nevermind!

Midnight: Grrr! Now on with the real chapter 18!! I'M GONNA GET YOU DRACO!
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~Dumbledore's Office~

Dumbledore: Sooooo...

Kurt: *gets up* TVVVV!

David: He's up finally!

Kurt: TVVVVVV!

Kinoko: He yells too loud!

Kurt: TVVVVV!

Sirius: *covers ears* I think he wants a tv!

Kurt: TVVVVV!

Pie: Then someone get him one!

Kurt: TVVVVV!

Shaoran: I'm going deaf!

Pie: Get his tv Bondon!

Brandon: We lost it!

Neon: OHHHH!!!! GO FIND IT THEN!

Nakuru-san: Really, ow!

Kurt: TVVVVVV!

Ron: If that doesn't work, we could always lock him up in a closet!

Harry: Or tape his mouth shut!

Samantha: Or both!!!

Kurt: TVVVVV!

Dumbledore: Well, whatever it is, do something quick!

Eliza: I summon thy pidgeon!

Midnight: O.o

Chiharu: Pidgeon summoning?

*pidgeon flies in*

Juu-chan: Now that was scary!

Sakura011: I'm scared *grabs onto Draco*

Draco: It seems as though everyone is scared *points to all of the Draco fans grabbing onto him*

Kurt: TVVVVVVV.....*pidgeon poops in mouth* Blech

Yuri: Well.. that sure made him be quiet!

Hachi: Though it was not a good way..

Keroklutz: I'm gonna go check and see if he is okay *walks over and trips*

Snape: *catches Keroklutz*

Keroklutz: AHHH! The vampire caught me! *runs off screaming*

Snape: How many times do I have to say that I'm not a vampire!

Minku: Hey guys, heres a good idea to beat the barbies! We take Kurt's tv away, and let him scream

Usada: Actually, I think that would work, but they may have earmuffs!

Kurt: *gets a drink of water* TVVVVV!

Sei-chan: Not again!

Bubble: I'm getting tired of this!

Kasumi: You stop him!

Hermione: No you!

Kasumi: You!

Hermione: You!

Kasumi: You!

Hermione: You!

Seamus: Oh just be quiet!!

Hachi: Yeah! Whatever Seamus says is right!

Seamus: --;

Kurt: TVVVV!

*lights in room go out*

Chiharu: Ummm.. HELP!

Nakuru-san: Whats going on?

A.D.: I bet its those barbies!

Arishia: They are getting annoying! I just wish my rose petals could cure evil!

Dumbledore: *hides behind a chair* I hope that was just Neville tripping and turning off the light switch!

Neville: I didn't do it!

Yuri: Hey! Its Neville! *tries to find him*

Kurt: TVVVVV!

Voice: Oh put a sock in it!

Midnight: Oh no.. it is them

Cocobra: Yes it is us! And we have kidnapped your headmaster!

Dumbledore: ?

Minku: Really?

*lights go back on*

Plumpy: HEY!

Porridge: Sorry! I couldn't see!

Kurt: TVVVV!

Plumpy: *puts sock in Kurt's mouth*

Samantha: Well.. that worked

Cocobra: Look! I have you headmaster!

Chiharu: Thats not out headmaster! Thats.... ALAN RICKMAN!

Midnight: The guy who plays Snape --;

Snape: What? Another me? No, I'm the only me!

Chiharu: The person who plays you in the movie!

Snape: What? Theres a movie with me in it?

Chiharu: Oh yeah, you don't come from the real world?

Neon: *singing* No such thing as the real world!

Eliza: No songs please!

Plumpy: So who is your headmaster then?

Everyone: *point at Dumbledore*

Dumbledore: *points at Harry*

Porridge: Ohh! *takes Dumbledore*

Cocobra: Well, I'm taking this guy too! *disappears with Alan*

Plumpy: Bai bai! *disappears too*

Porridge: Say bye to your headmaster! *disappears*

Envy: So those are the barbie dolls!

Pie: Yup

Kinoko: Who is gonna be our headmaster now?

Chiharu: TOM!

Everyone: -__-

Kinoko: Never mind

A.D.: Well, are there any more plans on how to beat them?

Yuri: We could just have a war! Everyone could attack with their own style! *stands on top of plushie pile*

Sei-chan: Well, it did work when we fought the Albasaurus!

Shaoran: Lets do it!

Samantha: Hey! I just remembered something!

Usada: What?

Samantha: We haven't done any Quidditch this year!

Usada: Yeah!

Sakura011: How can we if Dumbledore is gone though?

Ron: I guess we'll have to save him first *sigh*

Samantha: Darn.. I wanted to try my new position as Gryffindor Seeker!

Harry: Hey! I'm the Gryffindo Seeker!

Samantha: Not anymore! Dumbledore said its my turn! Plus, in two years, I'll be in a different house, and you can come back!

Harry: Two years.. nooooo!

Hermione: Lets get back to the important matters now!

Minku: Yeah!
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A/N: Weeee! That chapter was better then Draco's!

Draco: Yeah right!

Midnight: It was!

Draco: -_-

Midnight: Time for a Spoiler! One of the "overgrown barbie dolls" has a boyfriend that is an "overgrown ken doll" xDD He'll make an appearence soon! But, stay tuned xDD

Draco: You say "Stay tuned!" too much!