A/N: OMG! Sorry for not continuing, I kept forgetting --; But here I am in the middle of a math test writing it on paper to type on the computer later!

Draco: Hah!

Midnight: Well anyway, we have a new character! The egg-loving Gryffindor... TEA!

Tea: Hello people!

Draco: Did anyone ever notice that she starts every chapter like this?

Midnight: *glare* You seem to be the only one who cares! Anyways, on to the fic!
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~Dumbledore's Office~

Samamtha: You know, we're kind of crowded in here!

Sakura011: Draco, can I sit on your head to make some room?

Draco: NO! *covers head*

Hermione: Maybe we should change rooms?

Hachi: Yeah, to a bigger one

Midnight: I think better in bigger areas

Quirrel: *Points to door* Lets go!

Everyone: *run over Quirrel*

Quirrel: I have to stop doing that --;

~Great Hall~

Kasumi: Well, I guess this room is better to think in

Hermione: I was right about changing rooms!

Kasumi: I was thinking of it all along!

Hermione: Oh yeah?

Kasumi: Yeah!

*Both fight*

Kinoko: Why does this happen every time?

Minku: I sure wish they didn't fight so much x_X

Shaoran: Speaking of fighting...

Usada: Not again *blocks Harry*

Arishia: *gets rose petals ready*

Shaoran: Move Usada, me and Harry didn't finish what we started!

Harry: I'll beat you... Wait... I hear something

Bubble: I hear it too!

Yuri: What is it?

Pie: ALIENS!

Neon: --; There are no aliens

CRASH!

Neon: ALIENS!

Pie: There are no aliens

Envy: Stop switching what you say around.. it's weird!

Juu-chan: I wonder what that crash was...

*Dust from the crash clears*

Sei-chan: It's a person!

Eliza: I think we noticed that already

Voice: Owwww

A.D.: Lets go see who it is!

Nakuru-san: I hope they're okay!

*Everyone walks over*

Person: That hurt..

Keroklutz: That sounded like... TEA!

Pie/Neon: (to each other) I told you it wasn't an alien!

Tea: Huh? Keroklutz? Hi!

Midnight: Hey Tea, do you go to Hogwarts?

Tea: Of course! I'm in Gryffindor

Samantha: I never saw you in Gryffindor

Tea: Well I'm in it anyway!

Juu-chan: Hey! I smell something!

Ron: I didn't do it!

Bubble: I don't think that's what she meant

Sei-chan: It smells like smoke

Minku: Any idea what it is?

Midnight: No clue

Keroklutz: I'm scared *grabs Draco's arm*

All Draco Fans: Me too *glomp Draco*

Draco: Am I some kind of new protection unit?

Tom: It sure looks like it!

Chiharu: *pries Midnight off Draco* Take off your socks!

Midnight: Why?

Chiharu: You said you think better with your socks off, so take them off so you can figure out what the smell is!

Midnight: Ohh.. *takes off socks* *sniffs* It smells like a fire!

Neon: Uh-oh

Voice: MWAHAHAHA!

Eliza: Not them again!

Cocobra: Stop saying that --; Anyways, it is us, and we have set fire to your special little school!

Plumpy: HAHA!

Kinoko: This isn't good

Cocobra: We even have a new friend here to help us conquer!

Porridge: Meet Ben!

Ben: Er... hi?

Tea: Thats the guy that threw me here!

Ben: Not you again --;

Tea: *whispering* I tried to glomp him!

Cocobra: We're off now to watch Hogwarts burn down!

Snape: WAIT! If you wanted to take us over, then why burn Hogwarts down?

Porridge: The old guy has a point

Kurt: If he's old, then I'm extra old!

Brandon: *Snickers*

Plumpy: Let Cocobra answer!

Cocobra: Thank you! We decided to not take over your school, just to burn it down *goes on with a speech about why they didn't burn Hogwarts down*

Eliza: Oh be quiet! I summon thy pidgeons!

*Lots of pidgeons fly in and carry the barbies off*

Arishia: Thats better!

Nakuru-san: Lets go put out that fire!
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A/N: Thanks Neon for the idea of a fire!

Draco: Did she give you the idea as me as a "protection unit"?

Midnight: That was my great idea ^^;

Draco: Riiight

Midnight: I hope you can wait for the next chapter!