UPDATE: FF. net won't let me do the things I usually do to show actions, so I'm going to use parentheses and italics instead x.x Also, some of the faces I usually use won't work either, so I'll figure out something... Oh yeah, and the places will be in bold XD
Midnight: Hi everyone I'm bored so I'll write the next chapter
Draco: If you write new chapters when you're bored.. than maybe if I keep you entertained you won't write anymore new chapters.. and I can rule the world!
Midnight: Um... Draco.. what's that about ruling the world?
Draco: Don't you know? Everyone voted me as the next new ruler of the world when this fanfic ended! (holds up a piece of paper)
Midnight: Let me see that takes the piece of paper Actually, it says Drco, not Draco
Draco: WHAT?! (takes it back) I hate you --;
Midnight: Great...
Voice: Hello! Introduce us!
Midnight: Oh yeah, I'm gonna introduce two new characters who are owned by two people I know from school...
Voice: Hurry!
Midnight: Fine --; Anyway, introducing Sibbie Lee, a Slytherin, Draco's cousin and body guard!
Sibbie: I like Orli
Midnight: And also introducing Crystal Kanashima (I think I spelt that right), a Ravenclaw, who glomps Suiichi Minamino (I think I spelt that right too XD)
Crystal: Hiya!
Draco: Hey wait a second! I don't have a cousin named Sibbie!
Midnight: You do in this fanfic!
Sibbie: (sticks out tongue at Draco)
Midnight: On with the ficcy.. and I think I've said that before O.o
Crash Site of Flying Machine
Brandon: I give up!
Anna: Give up on what?
Brandon: Every time we try to fly this thing, it crashes or blows up!
Sakura011: At least it hasn't blown up yet
(Flying Machine blows up)
(everyone glares at Sakura011)
Sakura011: -.-;
Brandon: By the way, it's your fault! (points at David)
David: Who me?
Brandon: I'm pointing at you, of course you!
David: I didn't do it! You and Kurt were supposed to be paying attention!
Brandon: But you were the one driving!
David: So? You were still sleeping when you were supposed to be the co-pilot person!
Bubble: Could you two please stop fighting?
David/Brandon: No! (keep arguing)
Kasumi: That reminds me of how me and Hermione usually fight..
(A hooting sound is heard)
Anna: Penny's back!
Penny: Hoot (lands on Anna's arm)
Yuri: Does Penny know which way we should go?
Penny: (points wing)
Quirrel: That way (points) Wait.. (moves out of the way so he doesn't get trampled)
Penny: (points wing at Quirrel instead)
(everyone tramples Quirrel)
Quirrel: Why does this always happen to me?
Tea: We just like trampling you
Quirrel: That makes me feel loved
Midnight: Everybody freeze!
(everyone turns into big ice cubes)
Midnight: I didn't mean it literally --;
(ice cubes melt)
Midnight: That's better.. why are we all trying to just walk off without any way of transportation?
Chiharu: Because we like trampling Quirrel... and Snape is cool (glomps Snape)
Snape: What does that have to do with anything?
Chiharu: It doesn't
Hachi: Why can't we just walk?
Midnight: I didn't say we can't walk, I just asked why we were walking when we could be trying to find out some other way to get there. Wait, that answer sounded too smart for me.. never mind, keep walking!
(everybody keeps walking)
Samantha: Um, we're leaving Brandon, David, and Kurt behind if you didn't notice
Kinoko: It doesn't matter, they'll catch up with us someday
One hour later
Envy: I'm tired x.X
Juu-chan: I just notice that when you glomp somebody it makes you less tired! (glomps Sirius)
Sirius: I need to get some fangirl repellent
Draco: You think one fangirl is bad? Look at me! (again has many fangirls hanging off of him)
Harry: Hey, I need some too!
Envy: (glomps Harry)
Harry: See?
Sei-chan: Guys, look (points ahead)
(A big canyon is ahead)
Seamus: How are we going to cross that thing?
Usada: There has to be a way!
3 hours later
Ron: Three hours and we still haven't found a way to get across!
Chiharu: Maybe if we push Quirrel off he'll find a way across
Quirrel: Is everyone out to get me?
Everyone: Yep
Quirrel: --;
Minku: Maybe we can use Brandon's jet boots
Shaoran: Minku, we left Brandon, David, and Kurt.. remember?
Minku: Oh yeah...
Arishia: Don't get disappointed everyone! (throws her rose petals at everyone)
Harry: (gets hit in the head with one) Ow!
Nakuru-san: Did that really hurt?
Harry: No, I just felt like saying ow
A.D.: Hey, those rose petals really do make you feel cheerful :)
Arishia: Never doubt the power of roses
Keroklutz: (is walking around)
Samantha: You might want to move away from the edge of that cliff Keroklutz
Keroklutz: What? (trips and falls of edge) AHHHHH! (grabs Draco's arm)
Draco: Huh? (gets pulled off the edge) with Keroklutz
All Draco-glompers: NOOOO! (grab onto Draco's other arm)
Draco: The only good time to have fans x.X Ow... don't pull my arms off!
Draco-glompers: (pull Draco and Keroklutz back up)
Draco: I'm alive (falls onto the ground)
Flying Machine Crash Site
Brandon: Um David, while we were fighting they all left us...
David: Huh? (looks around)
(dust ball rolls in front of them)
Brandon: Yeah...
Kurt: (doesn't know or care what's going on)
David: How do you always do that Kurt?
Kurt: (doesn't answer)
Brandon: Sometimes I can swear he doesn't know how to talk!
David: (nods)
(A how to fix a broken Flying Machine show comes onto Kurt's tv)
Brandon: Hey look! Lets watch it and see if we can figure out how to fix it!
Brandon/David/Kurt: (watch show)
Overgrown Barbie Dolls' Dungeon
Stardust: Is Draco ever going to come and save us?
Neon: There she goes with Draco again
Pie: Draco's cool, lets all three talk about him!
Neon/Stardust: Okay!
Neon/Stardust/Pie: (talk about Draco)
Alan: I don't think there's anything special about Draco
Clay: If there's nothing special about Draco, then why does he have so many fans?
Hermione: I think it's because he's blonde
Eliza: Hey wait a second, don't I glomp Draco too?
Hermione: I think so
Eliza: I'm gonna go over with those guys then (goes to talk with Neon and Pie)
Dumbledore: That works
(screaming is heard)
Clay: What's that?
(Sibbie and Crystal fall in)
Dumbledore: Who are they?
Sibbie: I'm Sibbie
Crystal: And I'm Crystal!
Hermione: Nice to meet you
Sibbie: Is Orli here?
Alan/Dumbledore/Clay/Hermione: Who?
Sibbie: You don't know who Orli is?!
Clay: Err.. no...
Sibbie: Where have you been? Mars? Orli is only the best person on the planet, not to mention he's supernova hot!
Alan: But who is he
Sibbie: (zones out thinking about Orli)
Crystal: Orlando Bloom.. she's obsessed
Everyone: Oh...
Crystal: And I like Suiichi!
Hermione: Don't try to explain who that is
Crystal: I won't
Dumbledore: Good...
Midnight: Wow, that was a pretty long chapter for me
Draco: No kidding.. you just had to make me fall off a cliff didn't you ? --;
Midnight: Hey, at least you didn't actually fall!
Draco: I bet you were thinking of letting me fall!
Midnight: (whistles)
Draco: I figured
Midnight: Anyway, so many questions to be answered in the next chapter.. Will they ever get over the canyon? Will David, Brandon, and Kurt repair the Flying Machine? Will Orli also end up in the Overgrown Barbie Dolls' Dungeon? Will Draco ever get fangirl repellent?
Draco: I hope
Midnight: Maybe these questions will be answered in the next chapter (dun dun dunnn).. Keep reading this!