Midnight: Well, it's about 11:00 PM, and I'm on a trip in Massachusetts right now so… hey, where's Draco?
(long silence)
Midnight: (shrugs) Who cares… anyway…
(crashing is heard)
Midnight: What the?
(Sibbie, Crystal, Neon, Pie, and Draco come running in)
Midnight: Draco, what's going on? Get out of my authors note!
Draco: Nothing's happening (grins evilly)
5 minutes later
(Midnight is tied to a chair)
Neon: So.. now that we have control, what do we do?
Sibbie: Bring in Orli!
Crystal: And Suiichi!
Pie: And Pie!
Neon: You are Pie!
Pie: Oh yeah
Draco: Whatever, lets just end this fic! Lets see… we need to delete this fic on fanfiction.net
Sibbie: Wait, can I change my bio while we're on there?
Draco: Sure, sure, whatever, but hurry up!
Sibbie: (logs onto her name)
Draco: (reads Sibbie's bio) HEY!!!
Crystal: Huh?
Draco: She wants me to boil in hot lava!
(A/N: When I wrote this chapter, her bio did say that)
Sibbie: (whistles innocently)
Pie: Draco can't boil in hot lava! (glomps Draco)
Draco: (ignores Pie) Why you little… (glares at Sibbie)
Neon: This might get bad
Midnight: (appears next to Neon) Yes it might
Draco: (blinks) You're supposed to be tied to a chair
Midnight: Really? (snaps fingers)
(fic starts)
Quirrel
Quirrel: (gets up) Owww… Where am I?
Mysterious voice: At the bottom of a 50 ft cliff
Quirrel: Oh yeah… wait a sec… who are you?
Mysterious voice: A mysterious voice
Quirrel: I should have figured --; (sits down on a rock) I wish I was out of here… I wish I had a yo-yo… (A/N: The yo-yo is a joke between me, Neon, and Pie)
The Cliff
Midnight: So you've got it?
Everyone: Got it!
Midnight: Whoa, that was cool.. got it?
Everyone: Got it!
Midnight: I'm gonna do that again, got…
Snape: (pushes Midnight) No you aren't
A.D.: Get on with the plan already
Midnight: Oh yeah!
Chiharu: I think she already forgot it
Sei-chan: Sounds likey
Midnight: I need silence!
(complete silence)
Harry: (opens mouth to say something)
Arishia: (covers Harry's mouth with hand)
Harry: --;
(still complete silence)
Midnight: I summon thy chickens!
(a loud sound is heard)
Kinoko: Sounds like a bunch of chickens
Tea: Chickens lay eggs.. I like eggs.. yay!
(a bunch of chickens land)
Shaoran: Hey! It is a bunch of chickens! (chooses one and sits on it) This one is mine
Minku: These will hold us up, right? (gets on one)
Midnight: Yup (pushes Harry off a chicken) This one is mine, it's named Rob :)
Harry: Darnit (chooses a different chicken)
5 minutes later
Bubble: I think we're ready to go
Midnight: 3, 2, 1, LIFT OFF!
(chickens rise into the air)
Samantha: (looks down the cliff) I wonder where Quirrel is
Nakuru-san: Probably still a pancake down there
Ron: I like pancakes
Kasumi: Do you like that Quirrel is a pancake?
Ron: (thinks) Not really, you can't really trample a pancake
Hachi: Hii Seamus!
Seamus: Oh no
Hachi: (turns her chicken towards Seamus)
Seamus: (crosses fingers)
Hachi: (tries to get next to Seamus but can't) Hey! There's like a barrier separating us!
Seamus: YES!! It worked!
Envy: What worked?
Seamus: My fangirl repellant
Sirius: You have fangirl repellant?
Juu-chan: Sirius… YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY!
Draco: Quick Seamus! Throw it to me!
Seamus: (throws it to Draco)
Sakura011: NOOOOO (flies in between Draco and the fangirl repellant and catches it)
Draco: Give it to me (holds out hand)
Sakura011: No
Draco: Yes!
Sakura011: No!
Draco: Yes!
Keroklutz: Ahhhhh! (chicken goes out of control) Watch out! (hits Sakura011's arm and makes fangirl repellant fall)
(fangirl repellant falls down the cliff)
Quirrel
Quirrel: (gets hit with fangirl repellant) Ow.. (faints)
The Cliff
All fangirls: YAY!
Anna: What about Seamus?
Seamus: Don't worry, it wears off --;
Hachi: Yay!
Yuri: I think we're gonna land soon
(chickens start to land)
Usada: That was fun
Flying Machine
Kurt: (is driving)
Brandon: This is good, we haven't crashed yet!
David: He's a much better driver then you are
Brandon --; Hey look! (points out the window)
David: What? That big cliff?
Brandon: Yeah
David: Kurt, land this thing
Kurt: (lands Flying Machine)
Brandon/David: (get out)
Brandon: Look! Footprints!
David: I see.. and they stop at the cliff
Brandon: And here are chicken tracks!
David: So… they either fell down the cliff, or got eaten by chickens!
Brandon: Lets go down there!
David/Brandon: (get into Flying Machine)
Overgrown Barbie Dolls' Dungeon
Sibbie: Orli, Orli, Orli…
Tom: I swear, if she doesn't shut up, I'm gonna tape her mouth shut!
Clay: (nods)
(cracking sound is heard)
Hermione: What's that?
(a tv comes down out of the ceiling)
Crystal: Ooooh! Can we watch anime?
Dumbledore: No.. hey look! (points at tv)
(Porridge, Plumpy, and Cocobra appear on screen)
Alan: Oh great --;
Plumpy: Hey you four in the corner!
Stardust/Neon/Pie/Eliza: (turn toward tv)
Plumpy: That's better
Porridge: We have an intercom in your room just so we can know what you're saying!
Neon: Oh god x.X
Cocobra: Anyway, we've captured someone else
Stardust: Draco?
Pie: I hope not
Eliza; So who is it?
Cocobra: I dunno, I'll show them to you…
Midnight: Well, I'm ending this chapter right here!
(silence)
Midnight: I bet you want to know what happened to the other five… Well, due to the power given to the author of this fic, me, they are sorta stuck (motions behind her where the other five are tied to a pole) End of chapter!