A/n I do not own labyrinth, David Bowie, etc., etc. And in case you don't
know some of the things, like Hobo Joe or Pufnstuf or an anteater, ferret,
anteater, etc. etc. go to 'cuz I have a page
just for you people! Plus there's fun stuff. So go there.
Lennie was gone. In his place was Billy bob, king of the goblins, tall and mullet-y in his spandex overalls, his flannel-patterned cape made out of sequins glittered in the gloom. "Who da hell are yaw?" Sarah whispered, trembling. "And where's mah youngin?" "Lennie is mine!" Billy Bob told her. "He is in my barn, at the center of the Corn Maze A-Doom!" "But ah didn't mean it!" Sarah gasped. "You must have," Billy Bob replied, raising his eyebrows making his trucker hat rise up too. "You said da words." "Where is the corn maze a' doom?" Sarah asked. Billy Bob made a grand gesture, waving his arm and swirling his mullet in the imaginary wind. Sarah found herself on a hillside. The sky glowed yellow and orange. In the distance was a barn surrounded by darkness. Billy Bob spoke. "In thirteen hours, Lennie will be turned into a goblin. Then he will be mahne forever and ever1" he waved his mullet again and he turned into a purple penguin and flew off. Fingers of light spread over the hillside as the sun began to rise. Stretched out at Sarah's feet was the corn maze a' doom.
Lennie was gone. In his place was Billy bob, king of the goblins, tall and mullet-y in his spandex overalls, his flannel-patterned cape made out of sequins glittered in the gloom. "Who da hell are yaw?" Sarah whispered, trembling. "And where's mah youngin?" "Lennie is mine!" Billy Bob told her. "He is in my barn, at the center of the Corn Maze A-Doom!" "But ah didn't mean it!" Sarah gasped. "You must have," Billy Bob replied, raising his eyebrows making his trucker hat rise up too. "You said da words." "Where is the corn maze a' doom?" Sarah asked. Billy Bob made a grand gesture, waving his arm and swirling his mullet in the imaginary wind. Sarah found herself on a hillside. The sky glowed yellow and orange. In the distance was a barn surrounded by darkness. Billy Bob spoke. "In thirteen hours, Lennie will be turned into a goblin. Then he will be mahne forever and ever1" he waved his mullet again and he turned into a purple penguin and flew off. Fingers of light spread over the hillside as the sun began to rise. Stretched out at Sarah's feet was the corn maze a' doom.