A/n I do not own labyrinth, David Bowie, etc., etc. And in case you don't
know some of the things, like Hobo Joe or Pufnstuf or an anteater, ferret,
anteater, etc. etc. go to 'cuz I have a page
just for you people! Plus there's fun stuff. So go there.
Sarah walked down the hillside towards the huge wall that surrounded the Corn Maze A-Doom. She hadn't gone very far when she came upon Hobo-Joe, who was chewing on a stalk of hay outside the Corn Maze's walls. Hobo-Joe was not very nice. That wasn't unusual because it isn't very nice when you live near the corn maze a' doom. But Hobo-Joe was not very nice to anyone, including Billy Bob and that was unusual. "Scuz me" Sarah said politely, "Can you tell me where the door to the Corn Maze A-Doom is?" "Maybe" Hobo-Joe replied, sniffing. "Well, where is it?" "Where is what?"
"The door," Sarah said. "How do I get into the Corn Maze A-Doom?"
Hobo-Joe shrugged and pointed. Behind Sarah, a pair of doors had
mysteriously appeared. They swung open. Sarah looked at Hobo-Joe. This was a strange place, and even someone as disagreeable as he would be better than being all on her lonesome. But he wasn't about to join her, so she entered the Corn maze a-Doom alone. As the gates swung shut behind her, Hobo Joe shook his head and went back to chewing his piece of straw.
Sarah walked down the hillside towards the huge wall that surrounded the Corn Maze A-Doom. She hadn't gone very far when she came upon Hobo-Joe, who was chewing on a stalk of hay outside the Corn Maze's walls. Hobo-Joe was not very nice. That wasn't unusual because it isn't very nice when you live near the corn maze a' doom. But Hobo-Joe was not very nice to anyone, including Billy Bob and that was unusual. "Scuz me" Sarah said politely, "Can you tell me where the door to the Corn Maze A-Doom is?" "Maybe" Hobo-Joe replied, sniffing. "Well, where is it?" "Where is what?"
"The door," Sarah said. "How do I get into the Corn Maze A-Doom?"
Hobo-Joe shrugged and pointed. Behind Sarah, a pair of doors had
mysteriously appeared. They swung open. Sarah looked at Hobo-Joe. This was a strange place, and even someone as disagreeable as he would be better than being all on her lonesome. But he wasn't about to join her, so she entered the Corn maze a-Doom alone. As the gates swung shut behind her, Hobo Joe shook his head and went back to chewing his piece of straw.