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Ok…so I'm not the queen of the world and pigs CAN'T fly and I don't own squat.

And of course…beware of Slash.

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Chapter 4: Detention

"Alex," Ron began. He was sitting in an empty classroom with Blaise, Seamus, and the redheaded girl. "Harry's never going to agree to this."

"And why not?" Alexis pouted sitting cross legged on a desk. "It'll make Dray drool."

Blaise smirked and nodded in agreement. "She's right," he started. "It's time Draco was someone's bitch."

Alexis busted out in a fit of giggles. "Dude!"

Seamus and Ron looked at each other seriously. "What are you talking about?" Seamus asked.

The two Slytherins exchanged a look and smirked. "It's nothing," Alexis assured the boys.

The four of them spent the last three days plotting Harry's and Draco's detention that night. Alexis was content on Harry giving Draco an instant hard on, according to Blaise. (She nearly gagged at that.)

"But really," Seamus said sounding serious from Blaise's lap. "Harry will never agree to wear these."

Ron held up the clothes, a leather vest and tight leather pants. "Harry will kill himself before then."

"Why would he do that?" Blaise asked. "Leather is sexy."

"Black is totally his color," Alexis helpfully put in. "It will bring out his eyes."

"Not with those glasses it won't," Seamus said putting his head on Blaise's shoulder.

"So Charm his eyes so he can see," Alexis said rolling her eyes. "Someone should get the boy contacts."

Ron laughed. "He'd like that. What about his hair?"

"His hair?" Blaise and Seamus asked together. They shared a secret smile between the two of them. Ron and Alexis rolled their eyes. "It's fine."

"What is he supposed to wear under the vest and the pants?"

"A thong or nothing under the pants and nothing under the vest," Alexis smirked.

"Alex, you are one evil bitch," Ron said with a smirk. Since hanging out with the new Slytherin, Ron has gotten in touch with his Slytherin side.

"Thank you," Alexis grinned at him. "Make him wear it. Say what you have to. Hell, I can even write little love notes to Dray from Harry."

Blaise smiled and laughed. "She can too! She knows this nifty little spell that will turn her handwriting into anyone else's!"

"I know another nifty little spell that involves a shiny new pair of handcuffs," Alexis smirked evilly.

The three boys got a glint in their eye. "Are you going to share?" Blaise asked looking at Seamus.

"Not today my friend."

"You suck," Seamus pouted.

Alexis smirked. "How did you know that?"

Ron laughed. "Back to the situation at hand people!"

The other three groaned and looked at the redheaded boy. "There isn't much more we can do," Alexis said stretching. "But if they don't get a move on, I will use that spell."

The boys grinned at each other. "You should use it anyways."

Alexis shook her head. "Blaise get Draco to wear that black outfit I told you about. Seamus and Ron, you guys do what you have to get Harry in this outfit."

"And what about you?" Ron asked seriously.

"I am going to cause a diversion so that Professor McGonagall will come running." Everyone nodded and stood to leave. "Red?"

"Yes, Alex?" Ron said picking up his bag.

"How have you been getting away from that girlfriend of yours?" Alexis was curious.

"I just told her you are my Order mission," Ron said calmly. "Everyone in here is involved in the Order in one way or another. Seamus' mum is in it, Blaise is in it now, sort of, and you know Dumbledore feels the need for you to be protected. So I just told 'Mione that Dumbledore told me to keep an eye on you, get you to trust me."

"So you're lying to your girlfriend," Alexis shook her head and grinned. "Whatever…I have to go get my diversion ready."

"And what are you planning on doing?" Blaise asked.

"Nothing!" Alexis said eyes wide. "It just involves some products from the Weasley Wizard Wheezes, that's all."

"You a fan of the Weasley twins?" Seamus grinned.

"Hell yes!" Alexis practically jumped up. "Without them life would be so dull! I have no idea how I survived without them before fifth year! And they're cute, they have the best products, and did I mention cute?"

Ron laughed. "I'll make sure to tell them they have a fan."

Alexis shook herself out of her dazed state and faced the boys. "Alright, I'll catch up with you all later."

Ron looked at the two boys, who were both itching to say something. "What?"

"She has a little crush," Blaise grinned widely.

"What are you talking about?" Ron looked at the boys.

"Weasley, did you see the way she looked when she talked about those brothers of yours?" Blaise asked pointedly. "I've never seen her look that way before and I've known her forever."

"So what am I supposed to do about that?" Ron asked not understanding the point of this conversation.

The two boys rolled their eyes. "Ron, you owe her!" Seamus said walking out of the room.

"So what? I'm supposed to set her up with both of them?" Ron ran after Seamus.

"Sure, why not? That is if they're ok with it," Blaise told him. "Or, let them choose."

Ron rolled his eyes and walked up to the Gryffindor Tower.

"Where's Harry?" Ron asked the second he walked into the Common Room.

"In your room, I suppose," Hermione gave Ron a kiss.

"Thank you," Ron said smiling. "I'll be back."

Hermione nodded and watched Ron walk up the stairs and turned back to her book.

"Hey Harry," Ron said sitting on a bed. "What are you doing?"

Seamus walked in and grinned at Ron before sitting on another bed.

"Nothing really," Harry shrugged.

"Shouldn't you be getting ready for detention?" Seamus asked. "You only have an hour."

"And?" Harry looked at him like he was nuts.

Seamus looked at Ron. "Well, it's with Malfoy…"

"What is your point?" Harry looked annoyed.

"Don't you want to get his attention?" Ron asked gently.

"He doesn't like me," Harry said bitterly. "So get over it."

Ron groaned and Seamus took over. "You know that's not true."

"He's been avoiding me," Harry muttered.

"Malfoy's just a chicken shit," Seamus said. "And those are Alex's own words."

Harry sighed. "What's wrong with how I look?"

"Nothing," Ron said smugly. "If you are trying to keep him away from you."

"I'm not trying to do that," Harry mumbled.

"Well then, trust us," Seamus grinned. Harry decided he didn't much like that look.

Ron pulled off Harry's glasses and muttered 'Conspicio' under his breath with his wand pointed at Harry's temple.

Harry blinked in confusion. "What did you do?"

"I just corrected your sight," Ron said calmly. "It only works for 72 hours, but you can always reset it every three days or so."

"Why didn't you tell me about this before?"

"Alex taught me it today," Ron shrugged. "Apparently she wears glasses and hates them."

"I'll have to remember that," Harry murmured as he was dragged off his bed by Seamus.

"It's shower time," Seamus instructed pulling the clothes out of Harry's arms.

"What the-"

"Harry, you have got to wear this!" Ron said, and ushered Harry towards the bathroom door, shoving the leather clothes in his arms.

"But Ron!" Harry whined. "Why do I have to wear these clothes? I'm just going for detention!"

"Yes, but...It's detention!" Ron finally said, after finding no solution.

Harry gave him a strange look. "Yes, it's detention. The same kind of detention I have been going to for the past, I don't know, six years."

"This one is...different," Ron muttered. "Now go and change before I do something to Malfoy that includes little love notes…"

Harry looked horrified. "You wouldn't."

"I would," Ron said with an evil smirk.

Harry scrambled into the washroom.

The two boys paced up and down the hall until finally Harry came out.

"I refuse to wear this!" he growled between clenched teeth.

"Harry you look sexy," Seamus drooled. "What are you wearing under those pants?"

"I had to transfigure my boxers into a thong," Harry turned bright red. Ron tried unsuccessfully to stifle his laughter. "This is not funny Ronald Weasley!"

"I'm sorry!" Ron grinned and noticed something gleam. Ron walked up to Harry and opened his vest. "Hey, Seamus, check it out! Harry got his nipple pierced!"

Harry's eyes widened as Seamus came over to look. Seamus grinned widely. "This is too perfect!"

"When did you get this Harry?" Ron asked trying not to smile.

"After Sirius died," Harry muttered. He ripped himself out of Ron's grip. "You can't make me wear this."

"Fine," Ron shrugged. "I'll just make sure Malfoy gets those love notes and some pictures. COLIN GET YOUR ARSE UP-"

Harry slammed his hand over Ron's mouth. "Fine," he hissed as Colin came running up the stairs.

"What is it?" Colin asked looking at Harry. His mouth dropped open. "You look good Harry! Can I take a picture? Can I? DENNIS! GET MY CAMERA!"

"No Colin," Harry began as Seamus doubled over in laughter. "That won't be necessary."

Harry backed into a wall as Dennis came running up the stairs. "Here you go Colin! Wow Harry!"

Harry groaned. "Well, you might as well relax and have the picture taken," Ron said patting his back.

"Fine," Harry looked at the two 7th year Gryffindors. "I will get you back."

"Yeah, yeah," Ron rolled his eyes. "You will be thanking us more like it." He added in an undertone to Colin, "Make doubles."

Colin grinned and nodded taking a dozen pictures.

Seamus decided to save Harry, "Come on. It's time to go. Thank you Colin."

Ron followed Seamus and Harry down the stairs. Many people gasped and gaped at Harry's new look. Harry tried to run, but was unsuccessful, as Seamus and Ron both dragged him out of the Common Room.

"I can't believe this," Harry kept muttering to himself. "How do I get myself into these situations?"

"Awe, come on Harry," Seamus said smiling. "This is your chance to make the Slytherin putty in your hands!"

Harry grinned slightly and mustered up his confidence. He strode into the room and waited for Draco to arrive.

"Draco, if you think you're hot, you should see Har-bear," Harry heard Alexis' voice from outside the door.

"What did you do?" Draco's voice rang out.

"I didn't do anything, yet," Harry could feel the smirk on the girl's face. "Adios!"

"ALEXIS LILIAN PO-CADOGAN!! GET YOUR ARSE BACK HERE!" Draco walked into the classroom growling. "I'll kill her!"

"Hey, Draco," Harry purred from his spot. He put a sexy half smile on and flashed it at the blond.

Draco was rooted in his spot. He stared at the boy and took in that outfit. "Hello," he squeaked.

Harry smiled at him as McGonagall walked in. "Mr. Potter!" the woman yelped. "What are you wearing?"

"Clothes, Professor," he flashed another smile at the shocked blond.

"Oh, of course," She cleared her throat. "Well, you are to clean this room and organize the books in alphabetical order. After that-"

She was cut off by a loud crash in the hall. "Get to work!" With that she ran out of the room.

"I suppose we should get to work then," Harry murmured never taking his eyes off the Slytherin.

Draco nodded and watched Harry scrub the tables and the floor. His eyes wondered to the Gryffindor's butt. He groaned and tried to think of other less stimulating things.

Just then Harry took off his vest and looked at Draco. "Are you hot or is it just me?"

Draco shook his head and watched the Gryffindor smile at him. He stared at Harry's chest and noticed the nipple ring. He resisted the urge to touch it and the boy wearing it. 'You're too hot for your own good, you God damn bastard!'

"Draco," Harry purred walking over to him. Draco swallowed and backed up into a desk. "You should help, you know." Harry placed his hands on Draco's waist. "But, you can make it up to me later."

"How," Draco cleared his throat causing Harry to grin. "How do you expect me to do that?"

Harry placed his mouth over the blonds in a soft kiss. He pulled away and went back to work.

"Harry…" Draco groaned. "This is too much."

"What is?" Harry pouted and walked back over to the blond. Harry pushed Draco onto the table. "What's too much?" Harry whispered breath on Draco's cheek.

Draco closed his eyes. "Nothing…"

Harry smiled and nibbled on Draco's ear, lips moving down his neck. Harry bit his neck and grinned when he heard Draco groan. "Mmmm…"

Harry's lips made their way to Draco's, capturing the boy's lips in a slow kiss. Harry pried open Draco's mouth and slipped his tongue inside where Draco groaned happily. Harry pressed his body onto Draco's and grinned.

"Well, aren't we excited?" Harry smiled down at the boy.

"Shut up," Draco's voice was husky. His hands roamed the Gryffindor's chest and found the nipple ring. He tugged softly. "Sexy…"

Harry groaned, but quickly regained control. He took the Slytherin's mouth in his, the Slytherin responding gleefully. Harry's hands slid down Draco's chest and found his pants' opening.

"Miss Cadogan!" McGonagall ushered the girl into the room as the two boys flew apart. Alexis looked amused. "Less then a month in this school and you have caused more trouble than any other student that has ever gone here. Merlin knows you take after your father."

"I haven't done anything horrible," Alexis groaned looking at Smirking Harry and Shocked Draco. "Maybe you should ask these two what they were doing."

"We weren't doing anything," Draco said at once.

"Then what's that there?" Alexis asked amusedly, pointing at Draco's pants.

Everyone's eyes riveted to the bulge on Draco's pants. Draco went red and hid himself behind a desk.

"And why did you take your vest off?" Alexis asked Harry.

"I was...hot?" Harry asked hoarsely.

McGonagall gasped, "This is inappropriate behaviour!"

Alexis giggled. "It's no biggy, Professor."

"No biggy?" Harry asked. "Draco's....package is...er...well, big."

"Detention, Mr. Potter!" McGonagall practically thundered.

"What?" Harry asked innocently. "It's true. It's just reality in life, Professor. I mean, you can't deny that Draco's...little Draco is...Big."

Draco sunk to the floor, feeling very embarrassed. "Harry," he whined. "Please shut up. You're embarrassing me."

"It's true, Draco," Harry said with a pout.

Alexis fell into a fit of giggles as Professor McGonagall rounded on her. "Miss Cadogan, where did you get off thinking you could pull a stunt like that in this school? I have no idea what they taught you at your old school, but at Hogwarts, this behaviour is not acceptable."

"I'm sorry Professor," Alexis frowned at the woman. "I think people should relax. It's all in good fun, and no one would've gotten hurt."

"Miss Cadogan, that is not the point," McGonagall began.

"I understand," Alexis sighed. "So do I get a reduction in house points? A detention?"

"We will see what Filch will want to do with you!" and with that the teacher strode out of the room with a sheepish look, grinning at the boys.

Harry smiled at Draco and turned back to his detention. Draco frowned. "I thought you were going to fix me," Draco pouted.

Harry rolled his eyes. "Go wank off in a closet. I want to leave sometime tonight."

"Cock tease," Draco sat on a desk and pouted.

Harry smiled and walked over to the boy, who turned his away. Harry grabbed Draco's hands and put one on his chest and brought the other to his mouth. Draco turned and looked at Harry in surprise as he licked and nibbled his fingers, successfully making Draco drool for more.

Draco began playing subconsciously with the nipple ring, feeling Harry's breathing hitch.

The two boys hungrily kissed, as if there was no tomorrow. Draco eventually freed his lips from Harry's and leaned in to tug at the nipple ring with his teeth. Harry groaned deep in his throat as he threaded his fingers through Draco's hair. Neither boy noticed the Professor that stood in the doorway.

Snape stood there in shock as he stared at the two hormonal teenagers. He cleared his throat to make his appearance acknowledged, feeling himself pale and turn green.

The two boys sprang apart, looking up at him guiltily, like they had just stolen a piece of candy.

Snape sneered at Harry, who promptly blushed. Snape grimaced at Draco, who looked down at his feet.

"I can...er...explain?" Draco said lamely.

"I'm sure you can," Snape drawled. "The detention is over, as I was informed by McGonagall."

Both boys looked at each other and promptly ran out of the room and to their respective dorms.

"Hey Harry," Ron said grinning. "How was detention?"

"Fine," Harry muttered.

"Just fine?" Seamus put in. "Looks like it went pretty well, if you come back half naked."

"I need a shower," Harry groaned running up the stairs.

Ron grinned and looked at Seamus who was laughing.

After a while the two boys went up to their room. "Want to talk about it Harry?"

"Not really," he muttered. "I just want to go to sleep."

"What's that smell?" Seamus asked.

"What smell?" Ron wondered pulling on his pajamas.

"It smells like Malfoy!"

Harry growled and rolled over, the last thing he heard were Seamus and Ron laughing before he fell asleep wondering what the hell happened.

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And a special, SPECIAL thanks to Eve, who helped me out with this chapter! Thanks!!