Hey! It's a Neopets/Invader Zim crossover! I was surprised to find that it seems that very few of these exist! So, without farther ado, the story.

Uhhh, wait. Gotta say the disclaimer first.

Disclaimer: I do not own Neopets or Invader Zim. I own almost nothing here. RossaneAnnitaMay and Cougerred are pets from my Neopets account. My username on Neopets is Keckhs and I actually own theses pets. Neopets.inc owns their species. Zim and co. are owned by JV and Viacom.

I decided to place this here because this story will be more about IZ after the next few chapters. Right now, though, you'll be seeing allot of Neopia.

Now, the fic!

Cougerred the red Kougra looked up at the Neopian skies. Her eyes looked distant and her ears were in a relaxed position. She stood on a street corner in the middle of an endless ocean of neohomes. It was early in the morning and the skies were a dark blue color. The neopet could feel the cool of the early morning breeze nip at her face and arms. She took in a deep breath of the morning's fresh air. The smell of pine trees was fresh in the air and the grass was squishy and soft with morning dew. Birds could be heard calling to each other in the trees above.

The kougra's ears suddenly perked and twitched to the right. Her body tensed and stiffened.

"Ahhhhhh!"

The kougra jumped out the way and landed in a crouching position.

"Ahhhh- Ow!" a red wocky cried out as she landed face first onto the sidewalk. The kougra laughed and relaxed.

"Hahaha! Nice try, Rossane!"

"Man, how do you always dodge me?" The wocky complained.

"Superior kougra's jeans." Cougerred replied flatly.

"Superior?! Yeah, your superior and your feepit will sprout wings and fly to Kreludor!" Rossane laughed. (Kreludor is Neopia's moon.)

"Did you say something, inferior wocky?" Cougerred replied.

"Oh, c'mon, Cougerred! Cut it out!"

"What?"

"COUGERRED!?!?!" Rossane screamed.

Suddenly the school bus pulled up.

"C'mon, Cougerred! The bus is here." Rossane said.

"Can't hear you!" Cougerred sing-songed, "Ack!" She exclaimed as Rossane grabbed her and pulled her into the bus. Yes, it seemed it was just another normal day, but things weren't always as they appeared...

The bus finally arrived at the school parking lot. A line of young pets filed out of the bus and onto the pavement. Rossane and Cougerred headed towards Miss Mathew's class.

"Man, I ihate/i spelling!" Rossane complained, "I mean, all we do is sit all period while the teacher chants 'I before E except after C!'" Rossane said the poem in a mocking tone, "I think that stupid ditty is burned into my brain."

"Hmm." Cougerred responded.

After school that day the two neopets decided to take a walk down to the library. When they got there they noticed how deserted the place was.

"It's like a ghost town here, only... in a library." Cougerred commented. Usually this kind of thing wouldn't bother the two, but there was an eirey silence in the air that sent goose bumps down their spines.

"Maybe a bunch of ghosts started eating all the people who came in here, and then all the people ran, and now there's a ghost hiding somewhere waiting for a chance to devour us whole!" Rossane pretended she was a ghost devouring some poor victim.

"Rossane, you have igot/i to stop reading those paranormal books." Cougerred replied dully.

"Awww, but I like ghost books!" Rossane responded.

Cougerred shook her head, "Let's just get our books and get out of here. This place is starting to give me the creeps."

The two finally got their books. Cougerred got a book on winter petpets, and Rossane got a book on, of course, the paranormal. She had gotten a big obsession with ghosts lately.

As the sisters walked down the stone steps outside the library, Rossane looked up at the sky.

"Cougerred, look!" Rossane pointed upward. Cougerred looked up to see what looked like a shooting star. She watched as it seemed to glide northward across the sky and then crash into the silhouette of a mountain in the north.

"C'mon! It looked like it crashed on Terror Mountain!" Rossane exclaimed.

"I dunno, Rossane. What if it's dangerous?" Cougerred hesitated.

"Who cares! We gotta catch a link train and get over there!" Rossane was already walking in Terror Mountain's direction. (Heheh, link train. Get it? Link, train. Stupid puns.)

"Well, alright... But if it's something dangerous we get out of there, okay?" Cougerred still sounded hesitant.

"Yeah, sure, whatever. Now, c'mon!" Rossane grabbed Cougerred's arm and pulled her along until they got to the neatest link station. (Another bad pun.)

As soon as the two got to Happy Valley (Which they did in less than five seconds), the two began their trek up the side of the mountain. The two found a surprising site when they reached their destination.

"What is it?" Rossane asked, step closer to the site.

"I dunno. It looks like a spaceship of some sort." Cougerred studied the vessel.

Before them lay a purple and violet ship. It was lying on one side in a large crater in the ground. Smoke poured out from under it and all snow within five feet of it had melted away. Also, the irken military symbol was visible on one side. This was not good.

Suddenly, the ship's front window opened and a black gloved hand reached out. Cougerred ducked behind a large rock. Rossane soon joined her.

"What was that?" Rossane asked.

"I don't know, but whatever it is it can't be good."

The two slowly peered out from behind the rock, and their eyes widened.

In front of the crash stood a short, green creature with blood red eyes and antennae. It wore a red and black striped shirt with black pants. It also wore black gloves and boots. It had it's back turned to the two neopets.

The creature seemed to scan its surroundings. The two neopets ducked as it looked in their direction, than peered out again as it turned back toward the crash.

"It looks like a deformed Grundo." Cougerred commented.

"Maybe another one of Doctor Sloth's creations." Rossane mused.

The creature finally spoke.

"Gir!" it called into the crash, "Get out here!" There was no response. "Gir, stop messing around! Get out of the voot!" The creature listened. Silence. It stepped forward, next to the ship. "Gir?"

The creature let out a cry of surprise as a small robot popped out of the ship with a loud "Boo!"

"Gir! What are you doing?" The creature sounded upset.

"Nothiiing." the robot called Gir replied innocently.

"Get out here! We have to choose our disguises!" The creature pointed at the ground in front of him.

"Yes, master." Gir said as his eyes flashed from blue to red for a moment. The robot hopped out of the wrecked ship.

"Doctor sloth gave him a robot." Rossane whispered.

"Rossane, I don't think that's one of Sloth's creations." Cougerred whispered back, "I think that's a... a..."

The two watched as the creature and robot stepped back from the ship. A panel with a screen on it extended in front of the creature. The neopets watched as the creature ran the disguise program, and as the creature appeared with a very bad disguise which only consisted of a wig and contacts.

"Now," The creature said, "all we have to do is establish a base and we can start preparing the planet for invasion."

Before they could stop themselves, the two neopets gasped.

"What was that?" The creature said, turning around. The two neopets ducked behind the rock.

"This is all your fault!" Cougerred whispered.

"You gasped too!" The wocky argued.

"Yeah, but you were the one who wanted to come up here in the first place!"

"Aha!" The creature cried, peaking behind the rock and spotting the two neopets.

The two neopets gave out a startled scream.

Hahaha! Cliffhanger! You'll just have to come back to see what happens to Rossane and Cougerred! I really hope you guys like this story. Well, gotta get to work on chapter two! Review, please!