By NoNoMoon and Chica
Disclaimer: We do not own Harry Potter or any of the characters or things associated with it. That, my friends, is why life sucks. Oh yeah, this is a spin-off. So don't get any little (or big) ideas into your little (or big) heads. Enjoy! P.s. Nikki is our character, along with the others we happened to invent. SO DON'T SUE!!!!!!!
Harry Potter and the New Girl
Nikki eyed the grapes on the table at breakfast. "Oh, Haaaaaaaarrrryyyyy…"
Harry looked up. "Yes?"
"Open your mouth, sweetie pie!!!"
"Why?" Harry looked at her, suspicious. Nikki seized the opportunity and stuffed the grapes into his mouth. She grabbed his head and shoved it into her lap.
"Nikki, I'm gonna choke!" Harry tried to tell her as she stuffed even more grapes down his throat. Ron was smashing at his potatoes. They soon became a fine powder.
"Oh no! Anybody know the Heimlich?" Nikki screamed. Harry winced and covered his ears as the whole school looked at Nikki, blank-eyed. "Oh, well- guess I'll hafta do it then!"
"No, wait!"
Nikki grabbed Harry and pummeled her fists into his chest. "C'mon Harry! Live!!!"
"MISS HARPLY!!!"
Nikki looked up. "Hi, Auntie Minerva!!!"
"You're a brave soul, Nikki," McGonagall said icily. "My name is Professor McGonagall. And you are getting a detention for SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!!"
"WHAT! Another detention! Wassup with this school??? I ALREADY have six detentions, and I'm not even at my first class yet!!!!" Nikki complained.
Nikki heard some snickering from the teachers' table. She looked up to see two redheads staring at her.
"Ah, Forge," one of them said, "A girl after our own heart."
"Yes, Gred, and she's a cutie, eh?"
"I see what you mean. Oh, hi Ronnie boy!" George waved frantically at his brother.
"I'm so dead," Ron said, banging his head onto the table repeatedly.
"That's my boy!" Fred yelled cheerfully. "How ya doin' Harry?"
Hermione looked up, frightened. "They aren't teaching here, are they?"
Dumbledore cleared his throat. "Now that Miss Harply has successfully attained six detentions and saved Harry's life-," (at this, Ron growled) "-let us continue with the morning announcements! First of all, I would like to welcome our new teachers, and our old ones." He continued to say that he would call out a name, and that teacher would stand up. "Severus Snape, Potions Master!" Snape sneered and stood. "Minerva McGonagall, Transfiguration!"
"HI AUNTIE MINERVA!!!"
Dumbledore smiled and continued. "Madams Hooch, Pomfrey, Sprout, and Finnigan- Flying, Infirmary, Herbology, and Defense Against the Dark Arts! Rubeus Hagrid, Care of Magical Creatures! Trelawney, Divination, couldn't attend, but she is upstairs! Flitwick, Charms! Vector, Arithmancy!" He continued on and on, ending with, "Argus Filch, Caretaker!"
"Filch, old boy, how ya doin'?" Fred interrupted.
"Yes, man, how have you been?" George added.
Dumbledore grinned. "And, of course, how could we forget? Nice to have you back, gentlemen. A new class has been added- Humor, which we all need these days, eh? Messrs. Fred and George Weasley, owners of the nice Weasley's Wizard Wheezes shop in Hogsmeade, are the new professors!"
"Crap. Crap, crap, crap, crap." Ron muttered. Harry grinned.
Hermione yelled, "What is the POINT of this class? My grade average will drop, and I could be taking something IMPORTANT!!!"
Dumbledore smiled but continued, "You will all be required to take this class!"
"Terrific," muttered Hermione.
"Yay!" yelled Nikki. "Hey, those teachers are kinda hot!"
"Crap," said Ron.
Disclaimer: We do not own Harry Potter or any of the characters or things associated with it. That, my friends, is why life sucks. Oh yeah, this is a spin-off. So don't get any little (or big) ideas into your little (or big) heads. Enjoy! P.s. Nikki is our character, along with the others we happened to invent. SO DON'T SUE!!!!!!!
Harry Potter and the New Girl
Nikki eyed the grapes on the table at breakfast. "Oh, Haaaaaaaarrrryyyyy…"
Harry looked up. "Yes?"
"Open your mouth, sweetie pie!!!"
"Why?" Harry looked at her, suspicious. Nikki seized the opportunity and stuffed the grapes into his mouth. She grabbed his head and shoved it into her lap.
"Nikki, I'm gonna choke!" Harry tried to tell her as she stuffed even more grapes down his throat. Ron was smashing at his potatoes. They soon became a fine powder.
"Oh no! Anybody know the Heimlich?" Nikki screamed. Harry winced and covered his ears as the whole school looked at Nikki, blank-eyed. "Oh, well- guess I'll hafta do it then!"
"No, wait!"
Nikki grabbed Harry and pummeled her fists into his chest. "C'mon Harry! Live!!!"
"MISS HARPLY!!!"
Nikki looked up. "Hi, Auntie Minerva!!!"
"You're a brave soul, Nikki," McGonagall said icily. "My name is Professor McGonagall. And you are getting a detention for SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!!"
"WHAT! Another detention! Wassup with this school??? I ALREADY have six detentions, and I'm not even at my first class yet!!!!" Nikki complained.
Nikki heard some snickering from the teachers' table. She looked up to see two redheads staring at her.
"Ah, Forge," one of them said, "A girl after our own heart."
"Yes, Gred, and she's a cutie, eh?"
"I see what you mean. Oh, hi Ronnie boy!" George waved frantically at his brother.
"I'm so dead," Ron said, banging his head onto the table repeatedly.
"That's my boy!" Fred yelled cheerfully. "How ya doin' Harry?"
Hermione looked up, frightened. "They aren't teaching here, are they?"
Dumbledore cleared his throat. "Now that Miss Harply has successfully attained six detentions and saved Harry's life-," (at this, Ron growled) "-let us continue with the morning announcements! First of all, I would like to welcome our new teachers, and our old ones." He continued to say that he would call out a name, and that teacher would stand up. "Severus Snape, Potions Master!" Snape sneered and stood. "Minerva McGonagall, Transfiguration!"
"HI AUNTIE MINERVA!!!"
Dumbledore smiled and continued. "Madams Hooch, Pomfrey, Sprout, and Finnigan- Flying, Infirmary, Herbology, and Defense Against the Dark Arts! Rubeus Hagrid, Care of Magical Creatures! Trelawney, Divination, couldn't attend, but she is upstairs! Flitwick, Charms! Vector, Arithmancy!" He continued on and on, ending with, "Argus Filch, Caretaker!"
"Filch, old boy, how ya doin'?" Fred interrupted.
"Yes, man, how have you been?" George added.
Dumbledore grinned. "And, of course, how could we forget? Nice to have you back, gentlemen. A new class has been added- Humor, which we all need these days, eh? Messrs. Fred and George Weasley, owners of the nice Weasley's Wizard Wheezes shop in Hogsmeade, are the new professors!"
"Crap. Crap, crap, crap, crap." Ron muttered. Harry grinned.
Hermione yelled, "What is the POINT of this class? My grade average will drop, and I could be taking something IMPORTANT!!!"
Dumbledore smiled but continued, "You will all be required to take this class!"
"Terrific," muttered Hermione.
"Yay!" yelled Nikki. "Hey, those teachers are kinda hot!"
"Crap," said Ron.