Fry Me To the Moon
The Odd Tale of Weevil and Jess

Written by:
Legend Ghalai, kossmoechanhotmail.com

Disclaimer: Yu Gi Oh, duel monsters, Weevil and other amusing things all belong to the company in which created them. Unfortunately I am stuck with ownership to Jess, but that's okay. I'll just go send her to hug Weevil for me.

Warning: If you don't like Weevil, too bad. I have free speech :D You best not read on past here… well, actually, there is a part where Weevil er… "gets what he deserves" so you might like that. Otherwise, it's all Weevil-appreciation month.

Note: This story is based off of the Video Game… so if you think my character wins too easily, that's because AI is horrid in this game. XD Oh yeah. I wrote it in script because I was thinking of it like an episode. Haha.

Note 2: For some reason, I can't seem to get this thing to cooperate with Fanfiction.net! So, please, bear with me.

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Narrator: This is how it begins… there is this girl… and she is Jess… and yeah… and… man, I'm not good at this.

Other Narrator: I'll help yah. The weather outside was nice, the grass was vibrant green and there was dew settling on the blades…

Narrator: But, it didn't rain.

Other Narrator: Do you want me to help you or not? Oh, look! You made the readers stare at us. My name is Fire Attemical, you can call me Fire Attem.

Narrator: Fire Atom, the firey ball of fire. Yay for redundancy! I'm called Perished Hope, or Legend Ghalai, or Kossmoe, (whatever you know me by, I have millions of names!) but you can call me DuelMaster46 for the duration of this story.

Attem: I understand the Duel Master part (being this is a Yu Gi Oh story), but why the numbers?

DuelMaster46 It just makes my life more interesting.

Attem: Uh… Oh! Look, the story is starting! Shh! (grabs popcorn)

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(The scene opens up with a young girl, only about fourteen or thirteen years old, she is getting ready for her first tournament of Battle Monsters. She has dusty brown hair, blackish brown eyes, and a goofy half-smile. She wears a golden sweatshirt. She carefully puts on her blue-rimmed dueling disk, smiling at the deck she has inserted into it.)

Jess: (thinking) Today's the day, deck, that you can show me exactly what you can do. We've trained for months to get ready for this tournament. I hope that we don't get annahilated on the first duel… ooooh, that would be bad….

Deck: I don't know why you're talking to me, but it is really weird.

(Jess blinks in confusion, then shrugs and heads out the door. Parked in the driveway is a van, full of friends that are joining in the duel tournament with her.)

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DuelMaster46 Look at all of her little friends that seem to magically all fit inside the car.

Attem: It's not a car, you twit, it's a van. You should pay more attention. See, you're interrupting the story!

DuelMaster46 Eeep. Sorry.

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Friend 1 Come on Jess! What's taking you so long?

Friend 2 Yeah, yeah, we've waited for ten minutes! Where were you?

Jess: I was putting the last finishing touches to my deck.

Friend 3 Oh! Yeah, I should probably do that..

Friend 1 Yeah, me too…

(Jess climbs into the van, taking the back seat next to one of her black-haired friends.)

Jess: Do you think that we will even survive in this tournament?

Friend 2 I honestly don't know. I've heard that there are some really renoun duelists at this tournament. Since the Kaiba coorporation sponcers it, some really powerful duelests are heading there. You've heard of the Yugi guy, right?

Jess: Who hasn't?

Friend 2 Well, he's going to be there. I don't want to go up against him too soon…

Friend 1 (turns head and leans back) You'd probably want to stay alive at least to the finals.

Friend 2 Oh, I know I'm not going to last to the finals. The duelests are too good there. I'm just going for the fun.

Jess: Same here! Hey, do you have any soda up there? I can see a case, you can't hide it from me.

Friend 1 Oh, darn!

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Attem: Fortunately for us, we have a Time Wizard here to make our lives easier…

DuelMaster46 This time, you interrupted the story!

Attem: Oh, sorry!

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(It takes them less then ten minutes to get to the tournament. All of the girls pile out of the van, Jessi hopping out last.)

Friend 2 Well, here we are. I'm going to spread out. I don't want to be first bait for the really good duelists.

Friend 3 I'll adhere to that!

Friend 1 Remember, for the time being, we can just talk to people… you don't have to duel them outright. Remember, this isn't Pokemon. To duel, you need a challenge!

Jess: That's probably what I am going to do. Think I'm talking, but I end up challanging really powerful people. Ha-ha!

(The friends head off in different directions. Jess wanders around, talking to different duelists.)

Duelist: Oh, hello? Are you a duelist in this tournament?

Jess: Yes, I am.

Duelist: Oh, then good luck! It's going to be fun dueling with all of these people. Usually I'm stuck dueling with my brother.

Jess: Hehe, that doesn't sound like fun.

Duelist Yeah, he isn't really that powerful. Speaking of which, if we meet up again after 9 o'clock, want to duel?

Jess: It's a plan! That is, If I can find you later on.

(Jess continues to walk on, a group of congregating people catching her eye.)

Jess: Hm? I wonder why they are all surrounding there?…

Duelist That's Rex Raptor over there. He was the one who won second place in Regionals. He's gotta be really good!

Jess: Man, second place in Regionals? (her eyes widen in shock) Who won third place?

Duelist I don't think anyone cares, it's always just talk about first and second.

Jess: I feel sorry for the third placeman! I bet he feels great being forgotten.

Duelist Yeah, but that's the fun part… no one cares about the third place person.

Jess: Oh well, I guess I won't either. (She pushes through the crowd to get a better look at the second place champion, Rex Raptor.)

Jess: He kinda looks like a dinosaur...

Duelist That's because he squints in the light allot.

Other Duelist I thought that was Bonz?

Duelist Yeah, that guy squints in the light, too.

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DuelMaster46 Now, here comes the fun part; where Jess realises that not all duelists are really nice.

Attem: I have always admired your ability to state the obvious, Dueley.

DuelMaster46 Huh? Dueley?

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Author's Note: This story is actually completely finished, at a total of 34 idiotic pages. If you're interested in seeing the rest, please tell me in a review, if you don't mind. :) (Realize...the review button is your only way out!! Mwuhahahahaha!) The reason I want some feedback is because coding this whole story can be a pain, you know, with all of the bold and all. (Sweatdrop) So, yeah! :)