By NoNoMoon and Chica
Disclaimer: We do not own Harry Potter or any of the characters or things associated with it. That, my friends, is why life sucks. Oh yeah, this is a spin-off. So don't get any little (or big) ideas into your little (or big) heads. Enjoy! P.s. Nikki is our character, along with the others we happened to invent. SO DON'T SUE!!!!!!!
It was much later when she finally asked, "where am I?"
"The dormitory!" grinned Nikki. "You passed out! Ron's butt was just too much for you, huh?" she said, elbowing Hermione. "I knew it all along! You like Ron, don't you?!"
"What! No! That's disgusting!"
Nikki looked at Ullanda, who rolled her eyes. "Denial," they said together.
"I do NOT like Ron," Hermione protested.
"So, tell me all about it," Nikki grinned, bouncing on Hermione's bed. "When did you first find out? How much do you like him? Are you pregnant?"
"WHAT!" Hermione turned pale. "That's... that's... that's..."
"Well it's obvious that he likes you," Nikki said, brushing her hair. "I mean, how much more like...duh...can a guy be?"
"Oh, I don't know, a LOT?!"
Ullanda piped in, "No, Hermione, it's so clear. He's liked you since forever!"
"You haven't even known us forever!"
"No, but I found his diary," grinned Ullanda. Nikki walked over to Ullanda's desk and pulled out a brown book. "Nikki's got it, see?"
Nikki opened it and started to read. "I really like- hey, Ullanda, did you cross something out here? It's all scribbled over, and the next bit really doesn't look like boy handwriting, and the crossed out bit looks like my name, but whatever!- I really like Hermione," she read. "See?"
Hermione looked at the diary.
I really like Nikki Hermione. She is so hot with her black hair. I want to make out with her. It's too bad that she's smitten with Harry. Stupid jocks.
"I don't have black hair..." Hermione glared pointedly at Nikki. "Ron likes YOU!"
"What, no way, guys hide their feelings like that, it must be a code!"
"That's girls, Nikki, not guys."
"What are you talking about, I never hide my feelings! Harry's so perfect, how could I? If Harry finds out about Ron's secret crush on you, he'd be devastated! Your trio would fall apart! So of course Ron hides his true feelings in code, in case Harry would find his diary, read it, and never be friends with Ron again! Poor, innocent, victimized Harry," Nikki announced with a wistful sigh. "An experience like that would just be traumatic!"
"Girls!" came McGonagall's voice from outside the hallway. "It is LIGHTS OUT! I don't know why you're up this late, but if it continues, I shall have to deduct points from Gryffindor!"
"But Auntie M, I don't have my pj's on!"
"BED, Miss Harply!"
"Oh all right," grumbled Nikki as the lights in the room went off.
Ron woke up with a start. "Psst.... Ronnie... I know your secret!"
"What?" Ron rubbed his eyes. "Ni- NIKKI?!"
"Shh!"
"What are you doing here?!"
"I told you already, I know your secret!"
"Nikki, it's the middle of the night!"
"I know, but this is important! So we stole your diary and-,"
"WHAT!"
"Shh! So I know who you like now! And I happen to know that she returns the feelings!"
"Really?!? That's awesome!" answered Ron, wondering why Nikki was talking in third person.
"But we CAN'T TELL HARRY, okay? I mean he'd just be so devastated!"
Harry woke up. "Did someone call?"
"Oh, nothing, Harry! Go back to bed, darling!" Nikki said, running over to give him a hug. "You have to keep up your strength so that you can be my hero!"
"Okay, Nikki... whatever you say.... Goodnight...."
"Night, my sweet little Living Boy! Anyways, Ronnie, I have a plan to get you guys together!"
"Really, what is it? What should I- I mean, what should Ron do?" Ron asked, deciding to talk in third person as well.
"Just be really nice to her tomorrow- you might even want to flash her! She really likes that. Oh, and take off your shirt so she can see your rippling abs. Carry her books for her- you'll need the muscles that you'll gain from it!" Nikki looked at Ron critically. "Give her a kiss every time you see her enter or leave the room! Write secret love notes! Just make sure that Harry doesn't get jealous, okay? I mean, you wouldn't want your friendship to dissolve!"
"Okay! Thanks, Nikki!" Ron said, reaching up for a hug.
"Sure thing!" Nikki grinned, ignoring the hug. "See you tomorrow! Don't forget what I told you!"
Disclaimer: We do not own Harry Potter or any of the characters or things associated with it. That, my friends, is why life sucks. Oh yeah, this is a spin-off. So don't get any little (or big) ideas into your little (or big) heads. Enjoy! P.s. Nikki is our character, along with the others we happened to invent. SO DON'T SUE!!!!!!!
It was much later when she finally asked, "where am I?"
"The dormitory!" grinned Nikki. "You passed out! Ron's butt was just too much for you, huh?" she said, elbowing Hermione. "I knew it all along! You like Ron, don't you?!"
"What! No! That's disgusting!"
Nikki looked at Ullanda, who rolled her eyes. "Denial," they said together.
"I do NOT like Ron," Hermione protested.
"So, tell me all about it," Nikki grinned, bouncing on Hermione's bed. "When did you first find out? How much do you like him? Are you pregnant?"
"WHAT!" Hermione turned pale. "That's... that's... that's..."
"Well it's obvious that he likes you," Nikki said, brushing her hair. "I mean, how much more like...duh...can a guy be?"
"Oh, I don't know, a LOT?!"
Ullanda piped in, "No, Hermione, it's so clear. He's liked you since forever!"
"You haven't even known us forever!"
"No, but I found his diary," grinned Ullanda. Nikki walked over to Ullanda's desk and pulled out a brown book. "Nikki's got it, see?"
Nikki opened it and started to read. "I really like- hey, Ullanda, did you cross something out here? It's all scribbled over, and the next bit really doesn't look like boy handwriting, and the crossed out bit looks like my name, but whatever!- I really like Hermione," she read. "See?"
Hermione looked at the diary.
I really like Nikki Hermione. She is so hot with her black hair. I want to make out with her. It's too bad that she's smitten with Harry. Stupid jocks.
"I don't have black hair..." Hermione glared pointedly at Nikki. "Ron likes YOU!"
"What, no way, guys hide their feelings like that, it must be a code!"
"That's girls, Nikki, not guys."
"What are you talking about, I never hide my feelings! Harry's so perfect, how could I? If Harry finds out about Ron's secret crush on you, he'd be devastated! Your trio would fall apart! So of course Ron hides his true feelings in code, in case Harry would find his diary, read it, and never be friends with Ron again! Poor, innocent, victimized Harry," Nikki announced with a wistful sigh. "An experience like that would just be traumatic!"
"Girls!" came McGonagall's voice from outside the hallway. "It is LIGHTS OUT! I don't know why you're up this late, but if it continues, I shall have to deduct points from Gryffindor!"
"But Auntie M, I don't have my pj's on!"
"BED, Miss Harply!"
"Oh all right," grumbled Nikki as the lights in the room went off.
Ron woke up with a start. "Psst.... Ronnie... I know your secret!"
"What?" Ron rubbed his eyes. "Ni- NIKKI?!"
"Shh!"
"What are you doing here?!"
"I told you already, I know your secret!"
"Nikki, it's the middle of the night!"
"I know, but this is important! So we stole your diary and-,"
"WHAT!"
"Shh! So I know who you like now! And I happen to know that she returns the feelings!"
"Really?!? That's awesome!" answered Ron, wondering why Nikki was talking in third person.
"But we CAN'T TELL HARRY, okay? I mean he'd just be so devastated!"
Harry woke up. "Did someone call?"
"Oh, nothing, Harry! Go back to bed, darling!" Nikki said, running over to give him a hug. "You have to keep up your strength so that you can be my hero!"
"Okay, Nikki... whatever you say.... Goodnight...."
"Night, my sweet little Living Boy! Anyways, Ronnie, I have a plan to get you guys together!"
"Really, what is it? What should I- I mean, what should Ron do?" Ron asked, deciding to talk in third person as well.
"Just be really nice to her tomorrow- you might even want to flash her! She really likes that. Oh, and take off your shirt so she can see your rippling abs. Carry her books for her- you'll need the muscles that you'll gain from it!" Nikki looked at Ron critically. "Give her a kiss every time you see her enter or leave the room! Write secret love notes! Just make sure that Harry doesn't get jealous, okay? I mean, you wouldn't want your friendship to dissolve!"
"Okay! Thanks, Nikki!" Ron said, reaching up for a hug.
"Sure thing!" Nikki grinned, ignoring the hug. "See you tomorrow! Don't forget what I told you!"