Fry Me To the Moon
The Odd Tale of Weevil and Jess
Written by:
Legend Ghalai, kossmoechanhotmail.com
Disclaimer: Yu Gi Oh, duel monsters, Weevil and other amusing things all belong to the company in which created them. Unfortunately I am stuck with ownership to Jess, but that's okay. I'll just go send her to hug Weevil for me.
Warning: If you don't like Weevil, too bad. I have free speech :D You best not read on past here… well, actually, there is a part where Weevil er… "gets what he deserves" so you might like that. Otherwise, it's all Weevil-appreciation month.
Note: This story is based off of the Video Game… so if you think my character wins too easily, that's because AI is horrid in this game. XD Oh yeah. I wrote it in script because I was thinking of it like an episode. Haha.
Note 2: For some reason, I can't seem to get this thing to cooperate with Fanfiction.net! So, please, bear with me.
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(Jess follows where she believes Weevil went, heading off to the edge of the park. There, she finds a fairly large forest preserve.)
Jess: (thinking) Ugh, if he went in there, there is no way I'm going to find him…
(She scans the rim of the forest when she finds something aqua-colored standing out from the normal green foliage. She quickly recognizes it as Weevil's haircolor.)
Jess: (thinking) He's facing the forest… he has no idea that anyone might be watching or coming up to him.
(She sees something out of the corner of her eye, a black form moving amongst the green)
Jess: (thinking) Huh? (she looks closer, trying to find it again. It appears to be someone in a black outfit moving towards Weevil. The person has a sort of dark look to them) Uh oh… (takes a deep breath, for she is quite a few yards from that edge of the forest) WEEVIL!
Weevil: Huh? (glances around) I'm hearing voices again… dang it… that medicine didn't work…
Jess: (begins to run towards him) Look to your left! There's someone coming!
Weevil: Wha… You! (spots the black form) You stupid Ghoul! Get away from me!
Ghoul: You're lucky that you were alerted to my presence, or I would have taken your rare cards right from under your nose!
Weevil: As if that would happen! Stay away from me! (backs up, remembering he doesn't have the safety of his apprentices)
Ghoul: Believe me… once you lose in this match against me… your whole deck is mine.
Jess: Watch out! There's another one behind you!
Weevil: (whips around) Argh!
Ghoul 2: You should remember that Ghouls work in teams… stray duelists in this tournament will be taken out by us… one by one…
Ghoul: We will obtain all of the rare cards from each duelist in this tournament!
Ghoul 2: That's why the smart ones duel in hoards. Apparently, you didn't hear of that interesting little safety rule.
Weevil: I..I… shouldn't have come out here alone…
Jess: (runs to his side, panting a little from the sudden sprint) You're not alone. I'll help you take them on.
Weevil: (glares back) You?! As if that will do me any good.
Jess: I beat you, didn't I?
Ghoul: (eyes begin to grow cold as he settles his look on Jess) Marik… Oh Marik… Marik Ishtar, we have found something you might like…
Jess: Uh oh, that doesn't sound good…
Weevil: Nice job at stating the obvious!
(A form begins to emerge from the deep of the forest, clothed in ancient Egyptian robes.)
Jess: Holy crap, he's half naked!
Ghoul: (elbows Jess) It's called Egyptian, you dumb Japanese person…
Marik Ishtar: (glaces up) You. (his glance falls on Jess) You are a holder of an Egyptian God Card. I shall have it, even if it means destroying you!
Weevil: (shocked look) You had an Egyptian God Card?!
Jess: Yea, well… uh… I don't know… Whatever my cousin had in here…
Ghoul: (takes Jess roughly by the shoulders and escorts her into the forest)
Marik Ishtar: Bring the annoying child, too. I can make this more interesting by bidding his life and the Egyptian God card on this duel.
Weevil: What?! Leave me out of this!
Ghoul 2: Haha, it would be my pleasure. (grabs Weevil and roughly escorts him after Marik and the other Ghoul, who is shoving along Jess)
Jess: (thinking) Oh, what did I get myself into now…
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DuelMaster46: Man, she is really in a pickle.
Attem: I thought it was interesting how she didn't even realize she had a god card. I guess it's not like they have "GOD CARD" written across them.
DuelMaster46: Wait. (turns to Attem) What if she loses against Marik…?
Attem: Weevil will die, and she will lose her God Card, thus endangering the world… oh yeah, Marik also has a tendency to banish souls to the shadow realm when they lose against him. In other words, I wanna watch her lose.
DuelMaster46: Whoa. Let's hope she wins. I'm rooting for you, Jess!
Attem: You ruin my fun.
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Weevil: Let me go! I have nothing to do with this!
Ghoul 2: Silence, you foul!
Weevil: But… huh? Foul?
Ghoul 2: That would be DuelMaster46's fault, she is typing all of this.
DuelMaster46: Nuhh! Not true! Blame it on Attem!
Marik Ishtar: Don't you dare ruin the frightening scene we are approaching!
DuelMaster46: Ahhh! The half naked person is threatening me! (runs)
Marik Ishtar: (shakes head) Stupid narrators… I shall use my Millenium –
DuelMaster46: Cheese!
Marik Ishtar: Silence! (to Jess) You are going to be sent to the shadow realm in a matter of moments, so enjoy your last breaths…
Weevil: (angry glance at Jess) You're not helping much, by making them angrier!
Jess: As if you're doing much, being pushed along looking like you're going to cry!
Weevil: … Your life is NOT at stake!
Jess: The whole world is at stake, and it will depend on this duel…
DuelMaster46: Dun dun dun dun…
Marik Ishtar: (roars) I SAID, GET OUT!
DuelMaster46: Nooo! The half-naked—
Marik Ishtar: (whaps DuelMaster46 over the head with his Millenium Staff) That should fix that irritating problem… (he holds up his Millenium staff, and the ground begins to rumble, forming an arena)
Jess: (thinking) I don't know how I'm going to beat this guy…
(She studies the stadium, suddenly feeling weak. She steps onto the pedistol in which a dueler can board)
Marik Ishtar: (smirk) And this is where it gets good. (takes a step back, and the Millenium rod begins to shine)
Jess: Wha…?
Ghoul 2: (snickers)
Weevil: (gets a sort of dark look on his face, and he seems to visibly change… aka becoming taller… gasp. His hair also becomes really weird, like he has a wig… Another gasp. Oh yeah. He looks EVIL. Third gasp)
Jess: Oh my god card… you're doing what Yugi warned me about…
Weevil: (an Egyptian eye begins to glow on his forhead) That's right! I'm controlling this pathetic dueler's body! Also, this duel will be for our God Cards! So, either way, I will win! If you defeat my puppet, he will be destroyed! If you fail, your cards are mine!
Jess: (thinking) Oh no…
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DuelMaster46: (puts an icepack over her head) Ow…
Attem: That's what you deserve. We're narrators, we're not supposed to interrupt the story.
DuelMaster46: We're doing that now!
Attem: I meant, while the story was going on! Anyways, what is Jess supposed to do? If she wins, Weevil is dead, and she considers him a friend… so she won't let that happen. However, if she loses, all will be lost as Marik will have all three god cards.
DuelMaster46: Ohhhh yikes! I never realized how dire the situation was.
Attem: Shh, let's see what happens…
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Author's Note: Cliff-hanger! For Weevil fans, of course. We don't want to see Weevil die, do we? NO! WE DON'T! Say it with me! (coughs) Anyways, yeah, so this story is done, so let me go upload the next chapter...