Fry Me To the Moon
The Odd Tale of Weevil and Jess
Written by:
Legend Ghalai, kossmoechanhotmail.com
Disclaimer: Yu Gi Oh, duel monsters, Weevil and other amusing things all belong to the company in which created them. Unfortunately I am stuck with ownership to Jess, but that's okay. I'll just go send her to hug Weevil for me.
Warning: If you don't like Weevil, too bad. I have free speech :D You best not read on past here… well, actually, there is a part where Weevil er… "gets what he deserves" so you might like that. Otherwise, it's all Weevil-appreciation month.
Note: This story is based off of the Video Game… so if you think my character wins too easily, that's because AI is horrid in this game. XD Oh yeah. I wrote it in script because I was thinking of it like an episode. Haha.
Note 2: For some reason, I can't seem to get this thing to cooperate with Fanfiction.net! So, please, bear with me.
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Jess: (looks dully at her deck) (thinking) Why did she have to give me the deck… better yet, why did I volenteer?
(A light begins to shine from the deck that only Jess can see.)
Jess: (squints) This must be that medicine acting up again…
(A semi-transparent figure begins to rise from the deck, it's a figure of her cousin. Her brown eyes are shining and her black hair is flowing out behind her. She speaks in a voice only Jess can hear)
Cousin: You have to trust in your cards… if you can truly believe they can save you, then they will…
Jess: But, so much is at stake… I don't know if I can do it.
Cousin: (smiles) It's okay to be afraid, but in the end, its your love of the cards that will pull you through..
Jess: Even if I win…
Ghoul: Why is she talking to herself and staring at her deck like that?
Ghoul 2: I don't know, I've heard duelists go crazy sometimes when about to battle Marik.
Ghoul: Oh. Must be one of those things.
Cousin: Trust in your cards, Jessica. You can do so much more with them then you think. They will see to it that you cannot lose. Your friendship with them will make everything turn out all-right…
Jess: I guess… I mean… I can't… (thinking) I can't fight him, he's my friend... if I lose to save him, the whole world will be lost... but to save the world, I must win... I just can't let him die because of me... because of my cards...
Cousin: (smiles warmly) Remember what you took them for…
Jess:… To…
Cousin: Yes…
Jess: To keep your spirit alive… even beyond the grave…
Cousin: That is right…
Ghoul: This is just turning frickin' weird.
Cousin: Do it for me, Jessica. Believe in your cards, and they can create miracles. They might even save your friend…
Jess: (a smile begins to go across her face, and she wipes the welding tears from her eyes)
Cousin: If your heart is in the cards… nothing can go wrong… (the light begins to fade and Jess's cousin slowly dissapears)
Jess: (looks up) She's always with me, no matter where I go. I know I can do this. (the gauge on her duel disk turns to 8000)
Weevil: Ha ha ha! With your God Card, I am going to be one step closer to becoming the Master of this world!!
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DuelMaster46: (still has the icepack) Ow…
Attem: That was pretty weird, she talking to herself and such.
DuelMaster46: That's because her cousin appeared to her!
Attem: Yea, she must be having a hot flash or something…
DuelMaster46: Hush up, let's watch the duel!
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Jess: I'm going to go second. Go ahead, Marik. (Can't bear to call him Weevil.)
Weevil: I have the ultimate deck, you stand no chance in defeating me. (smirks and draws a card) This card will be played face down, and this monster card I shall place face-down in defense position.
Jess: (thinking) I hope she was right… I have Trap Hole, Man-Eating Treasure Chest, Change of Heart, Trap Hole, and Ryu-Kishin Powered… (draws Ryu-Kishin Powered) (thinking) All of the other times I dueled I was serious, but this time… I feel a lingering fear deep within me… for if I lose, all will fall into shadow… but, I must remain strong for my cousin and for Weevil…if what she says is true. The cards will save us all.
Weevil: (impaitently) Are you going to make a move?
Jess: Yes. I place this card face down, and summon Ryu-Kishin Powered! Attack his face-down monster! End of my turn.
Weevil: There is no way you can defeat me. (draws a card) I summon Jinzo #7! Bypass her monsters and attack her life points! End of my turn.
Jess: (gauge goes to 7500) Oh no…(draws 7-Colored Fish) I summon 7-Colored Fish in attack position! I attack your Jinzo with my Ryu-Kishin powered! Then, I attack your life points for 1800 with my 7 Colored Fish!
Weevil: (the evil smile remains on his face) Enjoy your luck, because with the Millenium Rod, I will destroy your pathetic cards. (gauge goes to 5100)
Jess: End of my turn.
Weevil: (draws a card) I summon, Gemini Elf!
Jess: Not so fast! I activate the card Trap Hole! Your monster is destroyed, leaving you open for attack!
Weevil: Hmph. We'll see about that. End of my turn.
Jess: I place this card face down…and summon Man Eating Treasure Chest in attack position!
Weevil: What?! Grr!
Jess: Battle Phase! All, attack his life points! End of my turn.
Weevil: (gauge goes to 100) (reels) You… (draws a card) I use the magic card, Raigeki! We'll see who will be defeated now. I summon Dream Clown in attack position!
Jess: Think again! I activate the card Trap Hole!
Weevil: You had another one?!
Jess: That's right! Your monster is destroyed. Now we're both square. Except… I still have a monster card to attack with!
Weevil: No!
Jess: I summon Ryu-Kishin Powered! Destroy his life points!
Weevil: (the gauge goes to 0) (falls to the floor, and Marik comes from the shadows)
Marik Ishtar: I have lost?! The ultimate deck… but how? Could it be… is fate on your side? My god card…
Jess: It might just be that you need a better deck… now you said we were playing for the god cards…
Marik Ishtar: No! I won't give up the Winged Dragon of Ra! You'll have to defeat me again to take it, and believe me, next time, I will destroy you myself! And yes... You just killed your own friend! HAH! (vanishes)
DuelMaster46: What a rip-off!
Ghoul: This guy doesn't look very good, kid…
(Jess blinks frantically and hurries over to Weevil. He has fallen, but he has returned to normal before being possessed. His eyes are closed and his hair, now normal and not incredibly big and wig-like, is messy and strands are littered around his pale face... he is also very cold... like those who are dead, obviously.)
Jess: Oh no… Weevil! He looks so… dead…
Ghoul 2: Yeah, that's what Marik does to his puppets when they lose. He steals their soul away and sends it to the shadow realm.
Jess: (sniffles, pulling the lifeless Weevil close) But… she said the cards would save him…
Ghoul: Huh?
Jess: I saw my cousin back there. She said that, if I believed in the cards, nothing would be lost…
Ghoul 2: I guess she's sort of right.
Jess: No, she's not! Obviously not, because Weevil's DEAD!
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DuelMaster46: AHHH! Weevil's DEAD! Why is Weevil DEAD?! Why did you kill him, Attem?! How are they gonna fall in love now?!
Attem: Der. The point of the story is not for them to fall in love, because it isn't going to happen. Besides, I didn't kill him.
DuelMaster46: AHHH! NECROPHILLIACS!!! Jess can't like a DEAD Weevil!
Attem: Why do you keep putting 'dead' in caps?
DuelMaster46: I don't know…
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Author's Note: Aweee! I thought that we weren't going to kill Weevil! You didn't repeat my last comment on Chapter 4, did you? DID YOU? LIAR! Hehe, just kidding. Stay tuned for the next chapter to see what becomes of poor, lifeless Weevil.