Fry Me To the Moon
The Odd Tale of Weevil and Jess
Written by:
Legend Ghalai, kossmoechanhotmail.com
Disclaimer: Yu Gi Oh, duel monsters, Weevil and other amusing things all belong to the company in which created them. Unfortunately I am stuck with ownership to Jess, but that's okay. I'll just go send her to hug Weevil for me.
Warning: If you don't like Weevil, too bad. I have free speech :D You best not read on past here… well, actually, there is a part where Weevil er… "gets what he deserves" so you might like that. Otherwise, it's all Weevil-appreciation month.
Note: This story is based off of the Video Game… so if you think my character wins too easily, that's because AI is horrid in this game. XD Oh yeah. I wrote it in script because I was thinking of it like an episode. Haha.
Note 2: For some reason, I can't seem to get this thing to cooperate with Fanfiction.net! So, please, bear with me.
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Ghoul 2: No, not dead. Just, well, frozen. There is a way your cards can save him.
Jess: (looks up from Weevil's creepy dead stare and wipes a tear away) There is?
Ghoul 2: Yeah. If you defeat Marik, playing him and not a puppet, you'll—Ugh! (the ghoul falls to the ground, frozen)
Ghoul: (takes a deep breath) Play him, get his god card, when he's defeated this guy's soul will be relea—(falls, frozen)
Jess: What?… Now they're dead, too?
Marik Ishtar: (voice) I can't let them give away too much information, now can I?
Jess: (her stare begins to harden, and she pulls her deck out, searching for her god card… Obelisk the Tormentor) (thinking) I know what to do now… (finds the blue card, and takes it out, waving it around to the darkness) Marik! If you want this card, come and take it! We will duel! (thinking) I hope he wants it bad enough to want to duel for it after seeing it…
Marik Ishtar: (appears out of the shadows) Fine. But, believe me, you will be destroyed while I play my deck myself.
Jess: You agree that we will play for both God Cards, without any discrepencies?
Marik Ishtar: (pauses) Fine.
Jess: (thinking) Please, give me strength… I'm doing this for all of us. (the LCD screen shows 8000)
Marik Ishtar: Heh heh… (gauge goes to 8000) I will go first. (draws a card) I place this card face down, and place this monster card in face down position.
Jess: (thinking) I've got La Jinn the Mystical Genie of the Lamp, Giant Flea, Blackland Fire Dragon, Crawling Dragon #2, and Red Eyes B. Dragon… (draws Armored Zombie) (looks at her cards, thinking) Please, give me enough strength to believe in my cards.. they are the only thing that can save Weevil, the Ghouls, and the world… I must believe in them, like I believe in her…
Marik Ishtar: (impaitently) Hurry up! You are one of the slowest duelists I have played!
Jess: I summon Crawling Dragon #2 in attack position, and attack your face-down card! End of my turn.
Marik Ishtar: Hmmm… (draws a card) I summon Jinzo #7, bypass her monsters and attack her lifepoints directly!
Jess: (gauge goes to 7500) (thinking) This is just like the other duel…(draws Swordstalker) I summon Armored Zombie, and attack your Jinzo with it! Then, I attack your LP directly with the Crawling Dragon! End my turn.
Marik Ishtar: (the gauge goes to 5400) (winces) I will not lose this time! (draws a card) I summon Gemini Elf! Attack the Armored Zombie! End my turn!
Jess: (gauge goes to 7100) (draws Maha Vailo) (thinks) Thank goodness for plans.. (speaks) I tribute summon my Swordstalker, which will take out your Elf! Attack!
Marik Ishtar: Drat! (gauge goes to 5300) (draws a card) I put this card in face down defense position…
Jess: (draws Dark hole) (thinks) This'll come in handy later… (speaks) I summon La Jinn, and it will attack your defense card! Then, Swordstalker, do a 2000 LP damage! End my turn.
Marik Ishtar: (gauge goes to 3300) (nervously draws a card) I place this card in face down position, and place this monster in defense face-down… End my turn.
Jess: (draws 7 Colored Fish) Just what I needed!
Marik Ishtar: Huh?
Jess: Summon 7-Colored Fish!! Attack the face down card, so I can end this! Sword Stalker, La Jinn, attack his remaining LP!
Marik Ishtar: NO! The ultimate deck! (gauge goes to 0)
Jess: (steps forwards quickly) Alright, Marik. Give me the god card, and release their souls! (points to the three who have fallen)
Marik Ishtar: (twitch) Grrr… (hands the card Winged Dragon of Ra to her) Believe me, this is not the last you'll see of me! I will return for my revenge! (dissapears)
Jess: (rolls her eyes) What an annoyance… (hurries to the side of those who have fallen) I hope he kept his end of the bargain… come on… wake up!
Ghoul: Ugh…
Jess: You're awake!
Ghoul 2: What… what happened?
Jess: He took your souls!
Ghoul: (snorts) Figures… that stupid twit… I swear, I'm not working for him anymore. Screw Marik!
Ghoul 2: Same here!
Jess: Come on, Weevil! Wake up!
Ghoul 2: Mrph… he'll be back. (cracks knuckles) Give him a moment…
Ghoul: You got the god card from Marik?
Jess: Yes… (she shows the Ghoul the card Winged Dragon of Ra, then looks back to Weevil) (shakes his shoulders) Weevil, wake up! I'm not going to be responcible for another death….
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DuelMaster46: Great story! I loved it!
Attem: Shh, it's not over yet, you bum!
DuelMaster46: Oops. Sorry!
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(A flashback begins to take place in her mind. It shows a young girl, only about seventeen or eighteen, laying in a bed at the hospital)
Jess: Sherrie… You're in so much pain…
Sheryl: I won't be in pain much longer. Jessica, there's something I want you to do for me…
Jess: I would do anything for you, Sher.
Sheryl: Please… look around the side of the bed… (flinches in pain) You'll see a plug… it's plugged into the back of the machine…
Jess: But…
Sheryl: Please, Jessica, take it out. I don't want to live anymore. I don't want to suffer. They know they can't do anything more for me, the virus is just spreading too fast. It's horrible, Jessi, horrible, and I can't take it anymore… I want to rest without pain…
Jess: I can't, Sheryl. I can't kill you.
Sheryl: (places her hand on Jess's) You won't be, you'll be setting me free. But first… (she pulls a bag from the side of the table next to the hospital bed, pulling out a deck of cards) I want you to have my deck, Jessica.
Jess: But… that's your ultimate deck. It's all you live for. It defeated great duelists and won you the top…
Sheryl: Not even the money won from the tournaments can save me now. I want to sleep without the agony of waking up. In the dream world, everything will be alright…
Jess: (takes the deck with a shaky hand)
Sheryl: Now, Jessica. That cord is waiting for you. Just give it a swift tug, and I can finally be free.
Jess: Oh, Sheryl… (reaches behind the machine and finds the cord. The whole world seems to go in slow motion for a moment as she pulls it)
Sheryl: (a sharp intake of breath, since the machine was allowing her to breathe, thus prolonging her death) Thank you… (her eyes close, and her chest stops rising)
Jess: Sheryl…
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DuelMaster46: (sniffles) That was SO sad!
Attem: Hah, Jess is a murderer.
DuelMaster46: Nah, just an assistant to suicide. I think she did it for a good reason. It looked like Sheryl was just tired of living.
Attem: I would be too, if I was around you any longer…
DuelMaster46: Wahhhhh!!
Attem: Shh, the story's almost done. Let's see if we can finish it.
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Author's Note: Gehrrr! Stupid Marik, he better give back Weevil's soul! LOL! Hahaha. I'm hyper. I'm going to go upload the last chapter now...