Fry Me To the Moon
The Odd Tale of Weevil and Jess
Written by:
Legend Ghalai, kossmoechanhotmail.com
Disclaimer: Yu Gi Oh, duel monsters, Weevil and other amusing things all belong to the company in which created them. Unfortunately I am stuck with ownership to Jess, but that's okay. I'll just go send her to hug Weevil for me.
Warning: If you don't like Weevil, too bad. I have free speech :D You best not read on past here… well, actually, there is a part where Weevil er… "gets what he deserves" so you might like that. Otherwise, it's all Weevil-appreciation month.
Note: This story is based off of the Video Game… so if you think my character wins too easily, that's because AI is horrid in this game. XD Oh yeah. I wrote it in script because I was thinking of it like an episode. Haha.
Note 2: For some reason, I can't seem to get this thing to cooperate with Fanfiction.net! So, please, bear with me.
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Attem: Hold on, let me go check. (knocks on Marik's door) Marik?
Marik Ishtar: What do YOU want?
Attem: Did you remember to return the soul of Weevil Underwood?
Marik Ishtar:… Oh yeah… (the Millenium Staff glows) Fine. There. Now, leave me alone to watch my shows! (slams the door)
Attem: (catches a quick glance at the TV and it shows Pokemon)… Now, that is very disturbing.
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Weevil: (eyes slowly open)…What?
Jess: (looks up, startled) Weevil! You're awake! Marik returned your soul!
Ghoul: Yep, Marik forgot and just did it now.
Ghoul 2: I bet he was late for the 5:00 PM Pokemon show, and didn't remember to.
Ghoul: Remember, we're not supposed to mention that…
Ghoul 2: Oh yeah…
Weevil: Ugh… my freaking head…
DuelMaster46: Now you know how I feel!
Jess: (hugs Weevil frantically) I thought that Marik killed you.
Weevil: (eyes widen slightly in surprise) Erm! No, I'm very much alive. (fixes his glasses)
Jess: (pulls away from him as he shakily stands up) I won, though…
Ghoul: (to Weevil) You're a punk, you know that? She goes through the trouble and the risks of battling Marik Ishtar twice, to save you. You don't even say thank you!
Weevil:… (looks from the Ghoul to Jess) …You …you saved me?
Ghoul 2: Oh my god card. Weren't you paying attention?!
Weevil: I was knocked out!
Ghoul 2: That's not an excuse. When Marik Ishtar posessed you with his Millenium Staff, she had to fight you to save her God Card from getting into the hands of Marik. In the process, after she won, he took your soul to the shadow realm.
Weevil: (lowers eyes a bit, pushing his glasses up)
Ghoul 2: So, she could have just left you there, but she went and dueled him again with the price that if she won, he would have to hand over the god card and return your soul!
Weevil: Um… oh… (averts his eyes a bit)
Ghoul: (checks watch) You two kids should get out of here. It's nearing 5:30, and when Marik is done watching today's episode of Pokemon, he might come back looking for another challenge… and believe me, he will be allot meaner this time.
Jess: (nods) You have a point. Thanks so much for helping me. Come on, Weevil. (pulls on his sleeve) Don't tell me you're still in shock!
Weevil: Uh… no! Of course not!
Jess: (smiles, then looks at the two Ghouls) I hope to see you two again!
Ghoul 2: Don't worry, we'll just look for the girl who talks to her deck.
Jess: (rolls her eyes and laughs) Alright, whatever floats your boat. (She walks away from the arena, Weevil practically at her heels)
(Weevil tends to stare at the ground as he follows.They start to play half-speech tag, where Jess will look behind her and start to talk, but stop before she does as she sees Weevil isn't paying attention, then turn back… and Weevil will look up and start to talk but stop as he sees Jess isn't facing him…)
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DuelMaster46: That happens allot in movies, half-speech tag.
Attem: Yeah, but it sure is amusing. You know, if I was suddenly told I was saved after being in a state of death, I think I'd be shocked, too.
DuelMaster46: Hehe your mom.
Attem: Uh… whatever.
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(The two reach the edge of the forest, where it all started… They look ahead at the tournament in which they can see some duelists getting ready to duel off in the distance.
Weevil: Uhm…
Jess: (glances at him)
Weevil: Uh, look, I know you helped me back there… I mean, er, not that I needed to be saved. But, uh… Okay. Thank you.
Jess: It's not a problem. (smiles) I had to fight for everyone, remember? You just happened to be there at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Weevil: Yes, of course. Otherwise, I would have taken care of myself.
Jess: As for the tournament, you've still got one locator card, right?
Weevil: That's right, I lost my other one to you… uh, and, thanks for that, too. I mean, not taking both of them.
Jess: Yeah, people suck sometimes. Tournaments aren't about trying as hard as you can to eliminate others.
Weevil: Oh, I suppose…
Jess: Tournaments are about making money, haha.
Weevil: (smirks) Now, that's a better plan.
Jess: Hey, let's try and meet up later… I might be able to help you with your deck.
Weevil: Help me? I don't need… oh, fine. That way, I can stomp you in the finals. Hee hee hee!!!
Jess: (laughs) You just wait…
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THE END.
DuelMaster: Great fic! It's over now, right?
Attem: Well, it says "THE END," in bold letters. Hey, where did your numbers go?
DuelMaster46: Oh, there we go, I got them back. Anyways, bravo for that fic! Hopefully you'll join us in our next fic… the sequel!! Tata for now!
Yugi: Hey… wait… I didn't get a part!
DuelMaster46: (voice) Blame it on Attem, he casted everyone!
THE REAL END.
Copyright 2004 Legend Ghalai
An Injenn.net Production
"I love Weevil!" Enterprises.
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Author's Note: That's the whole fic! I hope everyone liked it. I wrote it because I was bored, on the plane to San Diego. ) If you have any ideas for the sequel, please let me know . This is Perished Hope, checking out!! (winks)