Ok. This is chapter 6. Please review more! I love to hear from you! Ok I
worked very hard on this so be happy! This is not the last chapter! This
chapter is going to be really weird because I am like way to hyper and I'm
not sure but I think I got drunk on toothpaste, but that's just what I
think. Thanks once again to Narine and to Reanna. Ok before I write the
chapter I am once again I will talk about everyone's favorite topic
(sarcastic) ..................ME! Some people wanted to know what I have against
cheerleaders. So this, once again, is my story.
My story
(once again instead of putting my real name I will put S.C so no one will ever know my name muahahaha) Once upon a time there was a person named S.C (muahahaha) . S.C was just walking and then these cheerleaders (evil ones) came by. I had a 'friend' that was a cheerleader and was also walking towards me. So I trying to be a good friend said hi to Kelly my 'friend'. Instead of saying hi like a normal person what does she do?! Oh I don't know! She just focused on making my life a living hell because I said hi in front of her stupid little bleach blond friends Jacky, Michella, Katherine, Sammy, and Nicky! OH YEAH KELLY?! WELL YOU CAN JUST SHOVE YOUR POM-POMS UP YOU'RE A.....never mind. Hehehe um yeah well she made my life so bad one day I couldn't take it so I reacted like any normal person would, I ......... oh you don't want to know.
Part 6- the presentation thingy
Lizzie had butterflies in her stomach. She had so much she thought she was a butterfly so she tried to fly. Word of advice, never try to fly, take it from someone with experience doing dangerous stuff. Last month I snow boarded of my roof. It kind of hurt . Anyway, Lizzie was sort of hurting but when she stopped hurting she thought of a thoughtful thought. "Muahaha I thought of a thoughtful thought", said Lizzie.
Lizzie ran to the auditorium it took her exactly 7 min .0465 seconds
to be precious. Wow , she still runs slow! When she got to the
auditorium a person said, "Ok your first Lizzie now I want you to go
up there and give a speech about how you went from dumb to not so dumb
in our learning program. Make it good everyone from school is there
and your dad. Your mom isn't here she said that she's moving to Utah,
she already disowned you so your living with your dad now ok? Matt is
also in Utah currently eating nachos. So go up there and talk."
Lizzie nodded yes. She walked on stage. "now to put my plan into
action". She thought. Her plan was to try not to say one of the 4
things (wow that took her like 2 days! I know she's blond and all but
come on!)
"Hello everyone give it up for Lizzie McGuire!" said an
announcer.
Lizzie tried to put her plan into action. It kinda' worked.
"Sounds....... that........ are........gay.........shut...........that...........up.........good!" was all
that came out when she tried to say , "Hi." Everyone laughed at Lizzie
making her cry(not to be too evil but muahaha ) Lizzie ran. WOW! All
of the sudden she ran fast! With no help from me! Next time we can try
jumping!
Part 7- Gordo
Gordo was walking. Gordo was thinking. Gordo was also talking to him self. "Who am I? My name is Ish. On my hand I have a dish. I have this dish to help me wish. When I wish to make a wish I wave my hand with a big swish swish. Then I say, "I wish for fish!" And I get fish right on my dish. So... if you wish to wish a wish, you may swish for fish with my Ish ....umpf! Lizzie had accidentally run into him.
"Oh hi Lizzie!" said Gordo.
"Shut up!" said Lizzie desperately trying to tell him what had happened.
"But Lizzie I only said hi! But know that you mention it I have something to tell you Lizzie........ I love you."
"THAT CAN"T BE GOOD!" said Lizzie. She had tried to say I love me too and you but it didn't come out that way did it?
"But Lizzie why not?"
"THAT SOUNDS GAY!"
Gordo was sad. I do not like being sad. Being sad is sad. They should make a movie called sad. It could be about sad things.
Before Gordo could say another word Lizzie ran away.Gordo started to cry(muahaha) . If you ever heard Gordo cry you would know it is not a pretty sound it strongly resembled the sound I would make if someone was forcing me to become a cheerleader. Not good.
Since Gordo was crying so loudly and so horribly a fairy poped out of nowhere all of the sudden.
"AHHHHH! I was a taking a bubble bath and I heard you! It made my ears bleed! You little ................................ Since you disturbed me in my bubble bath from now on you can only say 4 things: awesome, I sing pretty, wow you have a big butt, and call me gorgeous. Then the fairy disappeared to eat cheese.
Ok that was the end of chapter...... oh I lost count. Next chapter is going to be so funny( I hope) . I'm not going to tell you what happened because it will ruin the surprise. Please, please, please review this chapter!
My story
(once again instead of putting my real name I will put S.C so no one will ever know my name muahahaha) Once upon a time there was a person named S.C (muahahaha) . S.C was just walking and then these cheerleaders (evil ones) came by. I had a 'friend' that was a cheerleader and was also walking towards me. So I trying to be a good friend said hi to Kelly my 'friend'. Instead of saying hi like a normal person what does she do?! Oh I don't know! She just focused on making my life a living hell because I said hi in front of her stupid little bleach blond friends Jacky, Michella, Katherine, Sammy, and Nicky! OH YEAH KELLY?! WELL YOU CAN JUST SHOVE YOUR POM-POMS UP YOU'RE A.....never mind. Hehehe um yeah well she made my life so bad one day I couldn't take it so I reacted like any normal person would, I ......... oh you don't want to know.
Part 6- the presentation thingy
Lizzie had butterflies in her stomach. She had so much she thought she was a butterfly so she tried to fly. Word of advice, never try to fly, take it from someone with experience doing dangerous stuff. Last month I snow boarded of my roof. It kind of hurt . Anyway, Lizzie was sort of hurting but when she stopped hurting she thought of a thoughtful thought. "Muahaha I thought of a thoughtful thought", said Lizzie.
Lizzie ran to the auditorium it took her exactly 7 min .0465 seconds
to be precious. Wow , she still runs slow! When she got to the
auditorium a person said, "Ok your first Lizzie now I want you to go
up there and give a speech about how you went from dumb to not so dumb
in our learning program. Make it good everyone from school is there
and your dad. Your mom isn't here she said that she's moving to Utah,
she already disowned you so your living with your dad now ok? Matt is
also in Utah currently eating nachos. So go up there and talk."
Lizzie nodded yes. She walked on stage. "now to put my plan into
action". She thought. Her plan was to try not to say one of the 4
things (wow that took her like 2 days! I know she's blond and all but
come on!)
"Hello everyone give it up for Lizzie McGuire!" said an
announcer.
Lizzie tried to put her plan into action. It kinda' worked.
"Sounds....... that........ are........gay.........shut...........that...........up.........good!" was all
that came out when she tried to say , "Hi." Everyone laughed at Lizzie
making her cry(not to be too evil but muahaha ) Lizzie ran. WOW! All
of the sudden she ran fast! With no help from me! Next time we can try
jumping!
Part 7- Gordo
Gordo was walking. Gordo was thinking. Gordo was also talking to him self. "Who am I? My name is Ish. On my hand I have a dish. I have this dish to help me wish. When I wish to make a wish I wave my hand with a big swish swish. Then I say, "I wish for fish!" And I get fish right on my dish. So... if you wish to wish a wish, you may swish for fish with my Ish ....umpf! Lizzie had accidentally run into him.
"Oh hi Lizzie!" said Gordo.
"Shut up!" said Lizzie desperately trying to tell him what had happened.
"But Lizzie I only said hi! But know that you mention it I have something to tell you Lizzie........ I love you."
"THAT CAN"T BE GOOD!" said Lizzie. She had tried to say I love me too and you but it didn't come out that way did it?
"But Lizzie why not?"
"THAT SOUNDS GAY!"
Gordo was sad. I do not like being sad. Being sad is sad. They should make a movie called sad. It could be about sad things.
Before Gordo could say another word Lizzie ran away.Gordo started to cry(muahaha) . If you ever heard Gordo cry you would know it is not a pretty sound it strongly resembled the sound I would make if someone was forcing me to become a cheerleader. Not good.
Since Gordo was crying so loudly and so horribly a fairy poped out of nowhere all of the sudden.
"AHHHHH! I was a taking a bubble bath and I heard you! It made my ears bleed! You little ................................ Since you disturbed me in my bubble bath from now on you can only say 4 things: awesome, I sing pretty, wow you have a big butt, and call me gorgeous. Then the fairy disappeared to eat cheese.
Ok that was the end of chapter...... oh I lost count. Next chapter is going to be so funny( I hope) . I'm not going to tell you what happened because it will ruin the surprise. Please, please, please review this chapter!